Secrets of the one above you.

Vitus is an animagus from Harry Potter who is secretly my rat. 

Yondor the Fantastic is the proud owner of "Yondor's Fan-tastic Fan Emporium" with the county's largest selection of fans available at the lowest prices this side of the Mississippi. Come on down, boys and girls, to Yondor's Fan-tastic Fan Emporium for the cool-est products of the year. And if you call right now, we'll DOUBLE the offer and throw in a complementary hand fan for your fan needs on the go.

Vitus would be a good business partner for Yondor's Fan-tastic Fan Emporium, it seems. 

Nothic was cursed by a witch in the 1890s, and was turned into a frog. He then went on a 100 year journey to turn back into a human. It took 100 years because he was a frog and it was hard to get around. He finally found a wizard in LA in 1994 who cast a very complicated spell, and Nothic was turned back into a human. The wizard warned him, however, that if he ever posted a comment with negative vibes he would be turned back into a frog.

ZeusTheGreat173 was created by "" NATAS ""

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ZeusTheGreat173 was created by "" NATAS ""

 You got me with that one, too.

Dertinus does not know how to spell.

Zeus didn't click on the link.... hahahahahaha

I did, sadly.

Dertinus still doesn't know how to spell.

I own the D&D Basic Grammar 1,2,3 book.... hahaha

ZeusTheGreat173 Is Dolan the Duck in disguise

Nothic is not, in fact, a master trickster, since anyone admitting to being a trickster is not, in fact, a trickster.

Nothic doesn’t realize that I am, in fact, a master trickster, since anyone admitting to being a trickster, may, in fact, be a trickster, and I admit to being a minor trickster, thereby enforcing the idea that I am a fool, and so they believe I am not a trickster, but then think otherwise because I could be using reverse reverse psychology to be tricking them, but then decide that I am a fool and am only pretending, when in reality, I am, in fact, a master trickster!

Nothic dosen't see anyone who have a medium IQ score can be a real Trickster.

(( lol, is it doesn't ????? 40 years being trolled by a Buffalo's teacher ))

Nothic probably was that teacher

Dertinus is being quite literal when he says "a Buffalo's teacher." His schooling took place under the tutelage of a Water Buffalo.

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Nothic doesn’t realize that I am, in fact, a master trickster, since anyone admitting to being a trickster, may, in fact, be a trickster, and I admit to being a minor trickster, thereby enforcing the idea that I am a fool, and so they believe I am not a trickster, but then think otherwise because I could be using reverse reverse psychology to be tricking them, but then decide that I am a fool and am only pretending, when in reality, I am, in fact, a master trickster!

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Zeus made all of that up to confuse me!

 MWAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! (My post is true tho)

VitusW was, in fact, that teacher.