Noi doesn't have a heart of silver. Or gold, for that matter. No, their heart's made of lead mixed with coal and charcoal.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
AgateElk is not an elk made of agate, but an elk trying to sell it. They made their username have an 8337 to make it seem like it's worth 8,337 dollars, but really it's just worth 8.337 dollars.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Gibber isn't actually a Gibbering Mouther. They're a lame homebrew monster called a Chattering Mouther.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*it is true I am a homebrew statblock. But in reality it's an upgraded gibbering mouther statblock*
Agate has gone mad with power from getting so much money (the $8,337 trick worked) and is spreading lies about Gibber because they have gone insane. Unlike me, I am perfectly sane, so I am unable to chant "one of us! One of us!"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*cackles manically while waving wads of cash in your face*
Gibber is mad I called their homebrew statblock lame and is now telling lies about me.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Agate actually hasn't even bought Fizban's, and is using a lame homebrew Chromatic Greatwyrm.
(Yes, I'm usin' a homebrew statblock, but I wouldn't call it lame. It has the health of a Tarrasque, immunity to being charmed, poisoned, or frightened, has 4 legendary actions, if it gets to 0 hit points its hit point count resets to 530/676 and it can now use 2 different mythic actions as legendary actions for one hour, and it has every type of move speed known to D&D. Oh, also, it doesn't need to eat or drink.)
Gibber is still salty about me callin' his statblock lame.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Agate has no charisma irl, and so always makes it their dump stat
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Makes sense.
Charisma is normally my dump stat.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
NoiSilverHeart is a modron infiltrating the d&d community.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
A what? *actually clueless*
MyrkridiaKiller has killed no Myrkridias
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Noi doesn't have a heart of silver. Or gold, for that matter. No, their heart's made of lead mixed with coal and charcoal.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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AgateElk is not an elk made of agate, but an elk trying to sell it. They made their username have an 8337 to make it seem like it's worth 8,337 dollars, but really it's just worth 8.337 dollars.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Gibber isn't actually a Gibbering Mouther. They're a lame homebrew monster called a Chattering Mouther.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*it is true I am a homebrew statblock. But in reality it's an upgraded gibbering mouther statblock*
Agate has gone mad with power from getting so much money (the $8,337 trick worked) and is spreading lies about Gibber because they have gone insane. Unlike me, I am perfectly sane, so I am unable to chant "one of us! One of us!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*cackles manically while waving wads of cash in your face*
Gibber is mad I called their homebrew statblock lame and is now telling lies about me.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Agate actually hasn't even bought Fizban's, and is using a lame homebrew Chromatic Greatwyrm.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Yes, I'm usin' a homebrew statblock, but I wouldn't call it lame. It has the health of a Tarrasque, immunity to being charmed, poisoned, or frightened, has 4 legendary actions, if it gets to 0 hit points its hit point count resets to 530/676 and it can now use 2 different mythic actions as legendary actions for one hour, and it has every type of move speed known to D&D. Oh, also, it doesn't need to eat or drink.)
Gibber is still salty about me callin' his statblock lame.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Agate actually made a typo. He's AgapeElk on account of his mouth be perpetually agape in awe that someone bought an agate from him for $8,337.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus secretly doesn't play DND.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
*cries* That was only because no one else could make it to the sessions! *runs away bawling*
HeresJohnny1 is actually not here. He's there.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
VitusW is heavily flawed…
Like the rest of us.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
MyrkridiaKiller is a gypsie in disguise sneakily ****** your moneypocket.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Dertinus is... Portuguese!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
VitusW is not is crimson claw, he got mugged by goblins.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Mrkridia Killer hired the goblins because he's jealous of my swag.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
VitusW does not understand the concept of dominating the weak minds of goblins to your will.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!