Paco is an Irishman named Paul Forde. How do I know? Well I dug deep into your dark history 'Paco', I looked at your first four messages, took the first letters of each, and put it through the atbash cipher. DBFL. It seems entirely random yes? However, I didn't give up, I searched far and wide the Internet, and found a company of the same name. How did I know you were Paul? Well it's simple, people adopt similar names to their real names, just as you adopted the fake name Paul to throw me off! You thought you were smart! I saw you had the widest smile of the listed employees, and I knew you couldn't resist smiling, thinking nobody could uncover your motives! You also smiled because you thought that was where I would stop, isn't it?
You thought wrong...
I found that you served:
"Sergeant Major Forde enlisted in the Marine Corps in March 1998 and completed recruit training at Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina. He attended Marine Combat Training at the School of Infantry, Camp Geiger, North Carolina, and then reported to Marine Detachment Fort Knox, Kentucky, for Tank Crewman School."
Recently, you took a rather odd position:
"In April 2022, Sergeant Major Forde assumed the duties of Sergeant Major for Chemical Biological Incident Response Force."
And what does the CBIRF do? They contain dangerous threats to humanity. The thinly guised, real version of the SCP foundation. You are the agent in charge of containing CBIRF-1150, and you thought you could share this information on a DND forum secretly.
And worse, YOU are CBIRF-1150!
"Description: SCP-1150 are sentient entities with human-like psychology that share bodies with willing human hosts through poorly-understood means."
Only I have found this out, and soon, the CBIRF foundation will too.
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Paco is an Irishman named Paul Forde. How do I know? Well I dug deep into your dark history 'Paco', I looked at your first four messages, took the first letters of each, and put it through the atbash cipher. DBFL. It seems entirely random yes? However, I didn't give up, I searched far and wide the Internet, and found a company of the same name. How did I know you were Paul? Well it's simple, people adopt similar names to their real names, just as you adopted the fake name Paul to throw me off! You thought you were smart! I saw you had the widest smile of the listed employees, and I knew you couldn't resist smiling, thinking nobody could uncover your motives! You also smiled because you thought that was where I would stop, isn't it?
You thought wrong...
I found that you served:
"Sergeant Major Forde enlisted in the Marine Corps in March 1998 and completed recruit training at Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina. He attended Marine Combat Training at the School of Infantry, Camp Geiger, North Carolina, and then reported to Marine Detachment Fort Knox, Kentucky, for Tank Crewman School."
Recently, you took a rather odd position:
"In April 2022, Sergeant Major Forde assumed the duties of Sergeant Major for Chemical Biological Incident Response Force."
And what does the CBIRF do? They contain dangerous threats to humanity. The thinly guised, real version of the SCP foundation. You are the agent in charge of containing CBIRF-1150, and you thought you could share this information on a DND forum secretly.
And worse, YOU are CBIRF-1150!
"Description: SCP-1150 are sentient entities with human-like psychology that share bodies with willing human hosts through poorly-understood means."
Only I have found this out, and soon, the CBIRF foundation will too.
First off, no. Second off, no. Third off, no. Everything off, no. And what even were my first four messages. Plus my real name isn't related to my username at all unless you count a mispronunciation of a small child then another slightly older child changing the first letter so it was more to their liking. Also Paco means from France, I'm cajun, I live in Louisiana, how did you not know I lived in Louisiana unless you haven't seen the posts I've made about Louisiana being the best state with the best food (although I'll admit that was some time ago). Although I do hope to visit Ireland someday. I've also made posts that seriously point to the fact that I'm enrolled in a school. Also looked up the DBFL, funny how it is a real company, but I'm offended you think I'm 60. Also you were doing pretty good sounding realistic until the sentient entities. Also Paul Forde from DBFL is a completely different ethnicity from Paul Forde from the CBIRF. And the 1150 has to do with my initials.
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
4/5 of Ejod's posts are on the count till a staff/moderator posts thread
What? How did you figure that out?
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Paco resents his status as a clone. He fears it makes him non-unique. Merely one of a formless mass. He seeks individuality. And that's why he's started taking classes on interpretive dance. One of the days he'll show them. He'll show them ALL! He'll show them the feeling of watching a squirrel on a winter's night while it's snowing under a full moon.
Vitus has *gasp! Shocking!* changed his pfp. But not just because he felt like it, but because he is worried about getting copyright striked by Avatar.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
4/5 of Ejod's posts are on the count till a staff/moderator posts thread
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Paco is an Irishman named Paul Forde. How do I know? Well I dug deep into your dark history 'Paco', I looked at your first four messages, took the first letters of each, and put it through the atbash cipher. DBFL. It seems entirely random yes? However, I didn't give up, I searched far and wide the Internet, and found a company of the same name. How did I know you were Paul? Well it's simple, people adopt similar names to their real names, just as you adopted the fake name Paul to throw me off! You thought you were smart! I saw you had the widest smile of the listed employees, and I knew you couldn't resist smiling, thinking nobody could uncover your motives! You also smiled because you thought that was where I would stop, isn't it?
You thought wrong...
I found that you served:
"Sergeant Major Forde enlisted in the Marine Corps in March 1998 and completed recruit training at Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina. He attended Marine Combat Training at the School of Infantry, Camp Geiger, North Carolina, and then reported to Marine Detachment Fort Knox, Kentucky, for Tank Crewman School."
Recently, you took a rather odd position:
"In April 2022, Sergeant Major Forde assumed the duties of Sergeant Major for Chemical Biological Incident Response Force."
And what does the CBIRF do? They contain dangerous threats to humanity. The thinly guised, real version of the SCP foundation. You are the agent in charge of containing CBIRF-1150, and you thought you could share this information on a DND forum secretly.
And worse, YOU are CBIRF-1150!
"Description: SCP-1150 are sentient entities with human-like psychology that share bodies with willing human hosts through poorly-understood means."
Only I have found this out, and soon, the CBIRF foundation will too.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
HeresJohnny lost his power over space and time after a deadly attack by a ban hammer in the Ban the Person Above You thread.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
TheMadGibber is actually technically an ooze, not an aberration, and it’s driving them insane.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Jobah isn't actually in your walls. They're actually in your car doors.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
First off, no. Second off, no. Third off, no. Everything off, no. And what even were my first four messages. Plus my real name isn't related to my username at all unless you count a mispronunciation of a small child then another slightly older child changing the first letter so it was more to their liking. Also Paco means from France, I'm cajun, I live in Louisiana, how did you not know I lived in Louisiana unless you haven't seen the posts I've made about Louisiana being the best state with the best food (although I'll admit that was some time ago). Although I do hope to visit Ireland someday. I've also made posts that seriously point to the fact that I'm enrolled in a school. Also looked up the DBFL, funny how it is a real company, but I'm offended you think I'm 60. Also you were doing pretty good sounding realistic until the sentient entities. Also Paul Forde from DBFL is a completely different ethnicity from Paul Forde from the CBIRF. And the 1150 has to do with my initials.
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Paco watched the Witcher
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
WHAT. HOW DID YOU KNOW. THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.
MirikSianoddel watched the Witcher
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Paco1150 is a clone. There's 1149 others just like him.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
What? How did you figure that out?
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
vitus is actually the emodiment of life. you can tell from his Latin name
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Paco is secretly trying to cover up the fact he is a poorly guised SCP copy.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
HeresJohnny1 is actually there.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Jobah is actually Unofficial
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Paco resents his status as a clone. He fears it makes him non-unique. Merely one of a formless mass. He seeks individuality. And that's why he's started taking classes on interpretive dance. One of the days he'll show them. He'll show them ALL! He'll show them the feeling of watching a squirrel on a winter's night while it's snowing under a full moon.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus is actually traveling to Bermuda, not Oma island.
Arch knows the above because he’s noticed Vitus from his lair in the Bermuda Triangle.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Nothic noticed that because he's in Friendly's walls.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus has *gasp! Shocking!* changed his pfp. But not just because he felt like it, but because he is worried about getting copyright striked by Avatar.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
TheMadGibber is actually TheCalmGibber.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."