Monster Hunter is a game for people who would rather play a fun game rather than one of the pointless mobile games that are everywhere now and have ads of the dumbest gameplay known to mankind.
If you’re gonna say that Monster Hunter is a bad game, maybe try having some actual skill instead of giving up at the tutorial.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Oh hell no! Roblox is aawwwfulll! I am a cultured sadistic demon! Assassins Creed Nightmare Mode all the fugging wayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm talking Marvel Rivals, Assassins Creed, Dead Cells, Fortnite(-dont judge I just play w/ friend-WHICH YOU DONT HAVEEEE), Terraria(we love you!), etc...
And bro so you just play damn monster hunters? Is bro hugging his Ivory Lagiacrus body pillow rn?
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
Man, I wish I had a lagiacrus plushie that big. The only reason I don’t have one is because it’d be expensive as shit.
And yes, unlike you, I don’t have a friend. I have many, and they are a very, very diverse group of people, because how else would I satisfy my offensive sense of humor without getting banned from social media or a game or something?
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
... Honestly, millions of years of human evolution have cumulated to form us. What are we doing with our lives? Arguing and roasting each other over petty facts? What are we doing with our lives? Then again, I'm a hypocryte, aren't I. Just doing the same old thing everyone else is because I have nothing better to do. How sad. IT makes me lose faith in humanity. Where did we go wrong? Or are humans just so intentionally evil narcisistic and selfish that humanity was destined to become this hatred fueled ball of insults? REally makes you wonder. Why are we doing this? Why dont we just stop? Of course, all of these words dont really mean anything to you, do they. You think the more numbers you have in your name the more braincells you have? How sad. How pathetic.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I'm not even gonna roast that. That's just real. Humanity has dominated over the rest of Earth so much that many seek a new challenge in oppressing or insulting each other.
(To be fair I don't know how serious these guys are behind the screens, kinda hard to tell :p)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I saw you irl yesterday Turns out your pfp was just a mirror.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
At least my parents had the sense to throw away garbage. Your's are still keeping you around, even though you cant toast bread anymore. Shame.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THESE TOASTER SLOTS BROKE THE WAY THEY SHOULD, JUST LIKE MY USB PORT... seems you've never had your USB broken, or your USB port broken. You never will tho
Keep saying that, and someday you might get somewhere. Although, if you dont know where to go, I hear the great pacific garbage patch is popular with broken electrical apliances. Oh wait! I forgot. Broken implies it worked in the first place. My bad!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
go back to Roblox, you uncultured swine.
Monster Hunter is a game for people who would rather play a fun game rather than one of the pointless mobile games that are everywhere now and have ads of the dumbest gameplay known to mankind.
If you’re gonna say that Monster Hunter is a bad game, maybe try having some actual skill instead of giving up at the tutorial.
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Oh hell no! Roblox is aawwwfulll! I am a cultured sadistic demon! Assassins Creed Nightmare Mode all the fugging wayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm talking Marvel Rivals, Assassins Creed, Dead Cells, Fortnite(-dont judge I just play w/ friend-WHICH YOU DONT HAVEEEE), Terraria(we love you!), etc...
And bro so you just play damn monster hunters? Is bro hugging his Ivory Lagiacrus body pillow rn?
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
Man, I wish I had a lagiacrus plushie that big.
The only reason I don’t have one is because it’d be expensive as shit.
And yes, unlike you, I don’t have a friend.
I have many, and they are a very, very diverse group of people, because how else would I satisfy my offensive sense of humor without getting banned from social media or a game or something?
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
... Honestly, millions of years of human evolution have cumulated to form us. What are we doing with our lives? Arguing and roasting each other over petty facts? What are we doing with our lives? Then again, I'm a hypocryte, aren't I. Just doing the same old thing everyone else is because I have nothing better to do. How sad. IT makes me lose faith in humanity. Where did we go wrong? Or are humans just so intentionally evil narcisistic and selfish that humanity was destined to become this hatred fueled ball of insults? REally makes you wonder. Why are we doing this? Why dont we just stop? Of course, all of these words dont really mean anything to you, do they. You think the more numbers you have in your name the more braincells you have? How sad. How pathetic.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I'm not even gonna roast that. That's just real. Humanity has dominated over the rest of Earth so much that many seek a new challenge in oppressing or insulting each other.
(To be fair I don't know how serious these guys are behind the screens, kinda hard to tell :p)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Yeah)
I saw you irl yesterday Turns out your pfp was just a mirror.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Awww, such a good roast! Must of picked up from the streets your parents left you at
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
At least my parents had the sense to throw away garbage. Your's are still keeping you around, even though you cant toast bread anymore. Shame.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THESE TOASTER SLOTS BROKE THE WAY THEY SHOULD, JUST LIKE MY USB PORT... seems you've never had your USB broken, or your USB port broken. You never will tho
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Keep saying that, and someday you might get somewhere. Although, if you dont know where to go, I hear the great pacific garbage patch is popular with broken electrical apliances. Oh wait! I forgot. Broken implies it worked in the first place. My bad!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Worked in the first place? Hmm, you also never 'worked in the first place"... f**kin' freeloader.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Even the most vile, most disease ridden plague marine would use hand sanitizer after shaking hands with you
long live nurgle
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
I see you hexxed your neighbour's precious dandelion because you took a nap while driving the lawnmower machine.
awwww... bro.. what have you done.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Ohhh shut up! You just want to get roasted to make up for the lack of attention you got in childhood. And I understand why people ignored you
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
(( good try..... just a nice and fair try..... but it's wrong ))
you are not that famous drawer nore that famous youtuber............ c'mon... admit it.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Never said I was. But I bet you make a whole deal about yourself IRL
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Are making bets now? Then I bet 50 gp on red dragons burning your house and roasting you
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Awww bringing dnd into roasts? Just BC this is a dnd forum don't mean we have to bring it everywhere you idiot
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Damn, that actually kinda hurt, I’m sorry, i hope you have a good day
also
not even the toughest of gits would want to be near ya, humie (40k Ork roast)
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Imagine not being a toaster (Not a roast, just rly annoying X3)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.