Roast the person above you

So you're ruler and knight of an imaginary kingdom that has no bearing on real life?

Quote from Paco1150 >>

So you're ruler and knight of an imaginary kingdom that has no bearing on real life?

I'll have you know that 6 of my friends recognize its existence, you unlearned son of a sub-optimal parakeet. 

I'd rather be the unlearned son of a sub-optimal parakeet than the wielder of a lousy roll of duct tape.

At least I have a roll of duct tape to wield. 

Unlike you, who only wields half-cooked roasts. 

No signature? The disgrace! How will people ever know about you?

"no signature" slander is wild comin from the Temu Perry the Platypus that looks more like a damn quack-quack mf

Your signature is absolutely correct. You are indeed a dumb piece of ****.

You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

Quote from The_King_of_Varro >>

Your signature is absolutely correct. You are indeed a dumb piece of ****.

 that's not a roast. I have already carved that fact into my very soul. TRY AGAIN.

no people like PoKeMoN profile pics you [1e] piece of trash 

hey AI profile pic over there in the corner, shut the hell up.
mine was made from my own effort, time, energy, and artistic ability.

you, temu Assassin's Creed lookin ahh, wasn't accepted into the latest title.
you ain't even been here for a month, and you still haven't made yourself a damn signature.
what are the odds you don't know how?

and spell Pokémon like a cultured human being, have some self-respect.

Quote from P4R4D153_39989 >>

hey AI profile pic over there in the corner, shut the hell up.
mine was made from my own effort, time, energy, and artistic ability.

you, temu Assassin's Creed lookin ahh, wasn't accepted into the latest title.
you ain't even been here for a month, and you still haven't made yourself a damn signature.
what are the odds you don't know how?

and spell Pokémon like a cultured human being, have some self-respect.

 How old are you five grow up pokemon became irrelevant the moment they got rid of ash 

hey, do not disrespect Legends Arceus, that game went HARD, and I made that profile pic around that point in time, so that's why it's like that.

also, Ash, while he was basically immortal at the age of 10 for 25 years, was stupid as hell, and that Pikachu would've been eaten alive years ago if it weren't for plot armor.
Ash was never a crucial part to the franchise.

and about the pic, I'm prolly gonna change it to something else before the end of the year.

Quote from P4R4D153_39989 >>

hey, do not disrespect Legends Arceus, that game went HARD, and I made that profile pic around that point in time, so that's why it's like that.

also, Ash, while he was basically immortal at the age of 10 for 25 years, was stupid as hell, and that Pikachu would've been eaten alive years ago if it weren't for plot armor.
Ash was never a crucial part to the franchise.

 

and about the pic, I'm prolly gonna change it to something else before the end of the year.

 Aren't you supposed to roast me?

you trapped inside the snow yet?

Ever heard of capitalization? In case you haven't, here's a quick lesson: The first letter of a sentence is supposed to begin with a capital letter, you ignorant piece of used Kleenex!

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you trapped inside the snow yet?

 Actually no not yet this year has been a good year in terms of not getting a lot of snow

seriously? it's weirdly cold for this time of year where I'm at.

Quote from The_King_of_Varro >>

Ever heard of capitalization? In case you haven't, here's a quick lesson: The first letter of a sentence is supposed to begin with a capital letter, you ignorant piece of used Kleenex!

Couldn't afford a proper pedestal, so you've been left leaning on a stump from a shiddily cut-down tree.

Bet you were made out of a damn discarded pipe from Lowe's or Home Depot.

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seriously? it's weirdly cold for this time of year where I'm at.

 Yeah typically The streets already have snow and ice covering them but not this year