And I was barely around for the second half of it. That’d be a better question to ask Dutch — the real Master of the Underground, and not a pathetic faker.
I put two frying pans on the oven. Then I apply olive oil, a pinch of salt and species. AFter that, while checking the temperature of the oil, I cut Gnomarchy in pieces just to put those in both frying pans. While the meal is being fried, I grab some salad, onions, carrots, and lettuce from the fridge just to make it a secondary dish to be eaten. When the meal is correctly fried, I put the meal and its sauce a on the oven just to be roasted with more spices, some remnants of old champaing botles, 1 bottle of dark beer, and a bit of a licquorized beverage. Then I set-up the oven timer at 45 minutes.
The rest is only wait until DING-DONGs the oven bell.
Pray for some potatoes then
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Bet there's not much food on the Astral Plane either.
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It's got a great view though. I bet the Underground doesn't
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At least it's not a view of your face
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At least it's clean
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Your conscience sure isn't
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They deserved it
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So do you
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Bro its "Roast the person above you" not "set up a forum with the person above you".
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Why is the goblin glossy you look like you've been oiled up
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28 posts? We just letting anyone post to the roast thread now? Tsk tsk . . .
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4,327 posts in a year? Where are you getting this time?
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And I was barely around for the second half of it. That’d be a better question to ask Dutch — the real Master of the Underground, and not a pathetic faker.
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Less that 2000 posts? Seriously?
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coming from some 4,2 person that only plays a gnome for that reason and secretly draws anime fan art.
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Your profile says you're an Acolyte. Well, if you are The Acolyte then you get cancelled as nearly everyone hates you.
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22,193 posts? seriously?? someone get this guy a life.
Any pronouns
I like murder drones :3 (Like, a lot)
I think my dice is planning to kill meI put two frying pans on the oven. Then I apply olive oil, a pinch of salt and species. AFter that, while checking the temperature of the oil, I cut Gnomarchy in pieces just to put those in both frying pans.
While the meal is being fried, I grab some salad, onions, carrots, and lettuce from the fridge just to make it a secondary dish to be eaten. When the meal is correctly fried, I put the meal and its sauce a on the oven just to be roasted with more spices, some remnants of old champaing botles, 1 bottle of dark beer, and a bit of a licquorized beverage. Then I set-up the oven timer at 45 minutes.
The rest is only wait until DING-DONGs the oven bell.
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Dang bro, that was descriptive
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Not putting a roast in your post? Come on [disappointedly inserts whichever gender term you prefer for yourself]
Hi, I'm Raccoon_Master, a young genderfluid actor, writer, explorer, and bass vocalist. Pronouns They/Them/Theirs
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