I grant your request. You now have a computer with the best possible hardware currently available. All the parts are cursed so they will shrink one inch every dawn.
I want a 2006 Nissan Murano made of obsidian inhabited by an artificial intelligence named WALL-E and a chauffeur named Hugh Mann who's actually a kobold with a mustache, wearing a fedora hat and a rental suit.
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Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
I give you antimatter, which collides with the matter in the air and vanishes, thus leaving you without it
i request information on how to file taxes
so here's the thing about antimatter... when antimatter and matter collide, they annihilate, which means BIG badda boom. like, one teaspoon of antimatter is roughly equivalent to an atomic bomb. anyway, I gotta help this one cool cyclopian.
you get all that, but they are actually all infected with the Flare virus from Maze Runner and they violently rip you apart, and then some antimatter collides with the car and blows it all up in a fiery cone of instant death.(although by the way, being in an atomic bomb blast wouldn't hurt, because your brain is incinerated before it has time to register pain, so it's just like "poof"
I want to meet myself from two years in the future, in an alternate universe where I'm a femboy.(it's NOT weird, trust me...)....
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
okay... it seems like I start a lot of weird conversations...
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I go Dr Doofenschmirtz and attempt to create a cross-dimensional travel machine, but accidentally instead send you to an alternate universe where you are a femboy when Perry hits the random person to random universe button
Turn me into a witch without teaching me or making one of my parents a witch
Does the not moving include my mouth? If not, I sing and call my raccoon friends and magically tell them how to switch breakers, then send them to your neighborhood. Your whole block loses power.
If moving my mouth does count, I think really hard until all the power lines I can see burst into flame and shut off all electricity in the country. (Even if I'm not in your country, I somehow am)
Give me the power to perform actual magic without performing magic yourself, having somebody else perform magic, making my parents magic, or giving me a potion, magicked object, cursed object, or any other form of magic.
I travel back in time, have your dad bang a dragon, dragon gives birth to your brother who travels back in time to bang your dragon mom, who births you, you travel back in time to kill your brother then bang your dragon mom, then your son (from dragon mom) kills you, travels back in time to bang your dragon mom, who then births you again, boom now your a Paradox/Draconic Sorcerer with no parents.
Make me a club sandwich without using the following:
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I give you a home generator that never breaks, along with a Pine Branch & Jester.
I request something that seems paradoxical at first but actually makes sense if you think about it.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
I give you a note that reads: "I am from the past and future. No."
Give me some good life advice.
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
I give you a long reading list on advice books.
I request a better computer.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
I grant your request. You now have a computer with the best possible hardware currently available. All the parts are cursed so they will shrink one inch every dawn.
I request something I can't have
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
I give you antimatter, which collides with the matter in the air and vanishes, thus leaving you without it
i request information on how to file taxes
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
You take all your taxes and put them in a file
I want a 2006 Nissan Murano made of obsidian inhabited by an artificial intelligence named WALL-E and a chauffeur named Hugh Mann who's actually a kobold with a mustache, wearing a fedora hat and a rental suit.
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
so here's the thing about antimatter... when antimatter and matter collide, they annihilate, which means BIG badda boom. like, one teaspoon of antimatter is roughly equivalent to an atomic bomb. anyway, I gotta help this one cool cyclopian.
you get all that, but they are actually all infected with the Flare virus from Maze Runner and they violently rip you apart, and then some antimatter collides with the car and blows it all up in a fiery cone of instant death.(although by the way, being in an atomic bomb blast wouldn't hurt, because your brain is incinerated before it has time to register pain, so it's just like "poof"
I want to meet myself from two years in the future, in an alternate universe where I'm a femboy.(it's NOT weird, trust me...)....
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
*I can't actually do anything with that since I don't know what that means.*
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
What a femboy?
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
*Yeah, I have no idea.*
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Look it up
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
*...oh. I think there are several YouTubers like that, actually.*
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
And artists
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
okay... it seems like I start a lot of weird conversations...
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
I go Dr Doofenschmirtz and attempt to create a cross-dimensional travel machine, but accidentally instead send you to an alternate universe where you are a femboy when Perry hits the random person to random universe button
Turn me into a witch without teaching me or making one of my parents a witch
I sabotage your Halloween costume to look like a witch.
Turn the power at my house off without moving.
Does the not moving include my mouth? If not, I sing and call my raccoon friends and magically tell them how to switch breakers, then send them to your neighborhood. Your whole block loses power.
If moving my mouth does count, I think really hard until all the power lines I can see burst into flame and shut off all electricity in the country. (Even if I'm not in your country, I somehow am)
Give me the power to perform actual magic without performing magic yourself, having somebody else perform magic, making my parents magic, or giving me a potion, magicked object, cursed object, or any other form of magic.
I travel back in time, have your dad bang a dragon, dragon gives birth to your brother who travels back in time to bang your dragon mom, who births you, you travel back in time to kill your brother then bang your dragon mom, then your son (from dragon mom) kills you, travels back in time to bang your dragon mom, who then births you again, boom now your a Paradox/Draconic Sorcerer with no parents.
Make me a club sandwich without using the following:
Objects with mass
Objects with soul
Forms of electromagnetic radiation
potatoes.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
(dude what even was that?)
i redefine the work "me" to mean "
a club sandwich without using the following:
Objects with mass
Objects with soul
Forms of electromagnetic radiation
potatoes.
"
help the person above you
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Wait, what am I supposed to do?
Loading: __________-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Uh... help me process this.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3