Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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I give you a note that reads: "I am from the past and future. No."
Give me some good life advice.
D&D enthusiast who has roped all his friends into the game
(He/Him)
Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
I like making homebrew, painting minis (When I have time), and creating maps with Inkarnate
Homebrew and Map links are in my extended signature which you can get to by clicking this long sentence.
I give you a long reading list on advice books.
I request a better computer.
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
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I grant your request. You now have a computer with the best possible hardware currently available. All the parts are cursed so they will shrink one inch every dawn.
I request something I can't have
D&D enthusiast who has roped all his friends into the game
(He/Him)
Stuff about me: I think purple is the best color (specifically dark purple), I'm the DM for my friend group,
I like making homebrew, painting minis (When I have time), and creating maps with Inkarnate
Homebrew and Map links are in my extended signature which you can get to by clicking this long sentence.
I give you antimatter, which collides with the matter in the air and vanishes, thus leaving you without it
i request information on how to file taxes
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
You take all your taxes and put them in a file
I want a 2006 Nissan Murano made of obsidian inhabited by an artificial intelligence named WALL-E and a chauffeur named Hugh Mann who's actually a kobold with a mustache, wearing a fedora hat and a rental suit.
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
so here's the thing about antimatter... when antimatter and matter collide, they annihilate, which means BIG badda boom. like, one teaspoon of antimatter is roughly equivalent to an atomic bomb. anyway, I gotta help this one cool cyclopian.
you get all that, but they are actually all infected with the Flare virus from Maze Runner and they violently rip you apart, and then some antimatter collides with the car and blows it all up in a fiery cone of instant death.(although by the way, being in an atomic bomb blast wouldn't hurt, because your brain is incinerated before it has time to register pain, so it's just like "poof"
I want to meet myself from two years in the future, in an alternate universe where I'm a femboy.(it's NOT weird, trust me...)....
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
What a femboy?
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Look it up
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
And artists
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
okay... it seems like I start a lot of weird conversations...
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
I go Dr Doofenschmirtz and attempt to create a cross-dimensional travel machine, but accidentally instead send you to an alternate universe where you are a femboy when Perry hits the random person to random universe button
Turn me into a witch without teaching me or making one of my parents a witch
I sabotage your Halloween costume to look like a witch.
Turn the power at my house off without moving.
Does the not moving include my mouth? If not, I sing and call my raccoon friends and magically tell them how to switch breakers, then send them to your neighborhood. Your whole block loses power.
If moving my mouth does count, I think really hard until all the power lines I can see burst into flame and shut off all electricity in the country. (Even if I'm not in your country, I somehow am)
Give me the power to perform actual magic without performing magic yourself, having somebody else perform magic, making my parents magic, or giving me a potion, magicked object, cursed object, or any other form of magic.
I travel back in time, have your dad bang a dragon, dragon gives birth to your brother who travels back in time to bang your dragon mom, who births you, you travel back in time to kill your brother then bang your dragon mom, then your son (from dragon mom) kills you, travels back in time to bang your dragon mom, who then births you again, boom now your a Paradox/Draconic Sorcerer with no parents.
Make me a club sandwich without using the following:
Objects with mass
Objects with soul
Forms of electromagnetic radiation
potatoes.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
(dude what even was that?)
i redefine the work "me" to mean "
a club sandwich without using the following:
Objects with mass
Objects with soul
Forms of electromagnetic radiation
potatoes.
"
help the person above you
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3