wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
I grant your request. You now have a computer with the best possible hardware currently available. All the parts are cursed so they will shrink one inch every dawn.
I want a 2006 Nissan Murano made of obsidian inhabited by an artificial intelligence named WALL-E and a chauffeur named Hugh Mann who's actually a kobold with a mustache, wearing a fedora hat and a rental suit.
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Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
I give you antimatter, which collides with the matter in the air and vanishes, thus leaving you without it
i request information on how to file taxes
so here's the thing about antimatter... when antimatter and matter collide, they annihilate, which means BIG badda boom. like, one teaspoon of antimatter is roughly equivalent to an atomic bomb. anyway, I gotta help this one cool cyclopian.
you get all that, but they are actually all infected with the Flare virus from Maze Runner and they violently rip you apart, and then some antimatter collides with the car and blows it all up in a fiery cone of instant death.(although by the way, being in an atomic bomb blast wouldn't hurt, because your brain is incinerated before it has time to register pain, so it's just like "poof"
I want to meet myself from two years in the future, in an alternate universe where I'm a femboy.(it's NOT weird, trust me...)....
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he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
okay... it seems like I start a lot of weird conversations...
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he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I give you a home generator that never breaks, along with a Pine Branch & Jester.
I request something that seems paradoxical at first but actually makes sense if you think about it.
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
I give you a note that reads: "I am from the past and future. No."
Give me some good life advice.
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
I give you a long reading list on advice books.
I request a better computer.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
I grant your request. You now have a computer with the best possible hardware currently available. All the parts are cursed so they will shrink one inch every dawn.
I request something I can't have
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
I give you antimatter, which collides with the matter in the air and vanishes, thus leaving you without it
i request information on how to file taxes
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
You take all your taxes and put them in a file
I want a 2006 Nissan Murano made of obsidian inhabited by an artificial intelligence named WALL-E and a chauffeur named Hugh Mann who's actually a kobold with a mustache, wearing a fedora hat and a rental suit.
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
so here's the thing about antimatter... when antimatter and matter collide, they annihilate, which means BIG badda boom. like, one teaspoon of antimatter is roughly equivalent to an atomic bomb. anyway, I gotta help this one cool cyclopian.
you get all that, but they are actually all infected with the Flare virus from Maze Runner and they violently rip you apart, and then some antimatter collides with the car and blows it all up in a fiery cone of instant death.(although by the way, being in an atomic bomb blast wouldn't hurt, because your brain is incinerated before it has time to register pain, so it's just like "poof"
I want to meet myself from two years in the future, in an alternate universe where I'm a femboy.(it's NOT weird, trust me...)....
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
*I can't actually do anything with that since I don't know what that means.*
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
What a femboy?
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
*Yeah, I have no idea.*
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
Look it up
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
*...oh. I think there are several YouTubers like that, actually.*
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)
And artists
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
okay... it seems like I start a lot of weird conversations...
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3