Unfortunatly, you are so drunk you give it to yourself.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
You go so mad that you jump off of a cliff... Into a wood chipper.
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Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
It gets cloudy, and your basil dies, and thus you die.
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Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
You get invited to wizard school but you fail all your classes and are thus driven to a shameful life on the streets. This causes you to use a suicide spell.
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Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
You get a papercut from a character sheet and it gets infected. After a long struggle you die of complications
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Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I feed you poisonous, yet irresistible catnip
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Unfortunatly, you are so drunk you give it to yourself.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Because I’m so drunk, i kiss you, poisoning you as well
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
I send you to rehab, where you have an identity crisis because you can't be drunk anymore, and because you're a dwarf you die of alcohol deficiency
YO WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY OR JUST BASIL I DONT CARE
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen and lego
Warlock or Rogue player, not DM
Star-Lord, Spider-Man, Human Torch, Cyclops, Hawkeye and Captain America fan
goofy ahh teen
You are suddenly and violently allergic to basil
you roll into therapy and calm down as well as becoming unable to roll anymore
YO WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY OR JUST BASIL I DONT CARE
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen and lego
Warlock or Rogue player, not DM
Star-Lord, Spider-Man, Human Torch, Cyclops, Hawkeye and Captain America fan
goofy ahh teen
it gets too sunny, and you die from radiation poisoning
A giant rolling isopod crushes you
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
You meet king Xerxes and the rest is….well…..history
You roll into war with a fury. Unfortunately, you roll so fast and furiously that you crash into enemy headquarters, and proceed to get pwned.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You go so mad that you jump off of a cliff... Into a wood chipper.
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
gold raccoon appears and outranks you, so you die of insuperiority
YO WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY OR JUST BASIL I DONT CARE
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen and lego
Warlock or Rogue player, not DM
Star-Lord, Spider-Man, Human Torch, Cyclops, Hawkeye and Captain America fan
goofy ahh teen
It gets cloudy, and your basil dies, and thus you die.
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
You suffocate in the money the fourth Sonic Movie makes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
You gibber so madly you turn inside out and then poof out of existence.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You get invited to wizard school but you fail all your classes and are thus driven to a shameful life on the streets. This causes you to use a suicide spell.
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
You are crushed by silver ore
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
You get a papercut from a character sheet and it gets infected. After a long struggle you die of complications
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
I'm behind you. COMING FOR REVENGE!
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
you are crushed by your hoard of character sheets
YO WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY OR JUST BASIL I DONT CARE
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen and lego
Warlock or Rogue player, not DM
Star-Lord, Spider-Man, Human Torch, Cyclops, Hawkeye and Captain America fan
goofy ahh teen