Randomly, a Sonic fan comes up to you and explains the plot of Sonic '06 in excruciating detail and it's so confusing and long you die of boredom.
#Breakthefireballchainidkimbored
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Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I pay to put us both on a game-show in front of millions of people. When you lose, you take 10000003 physic damage.
I tell a dragon your little sword is magic, and that you don't know how to defend against a dragon. Due to his arrogance, he believes and gathers five friends to "play a game"...
because you use magic I shall now unleash an eldritch blast at you
YO WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY OR JUST BASIL I DONT CARE
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen and lego
Warlock or Rogue player, not DM
Star-Lord, Spider-Man, Human Torch, Cyclops, Hawkeye and Captain America fan
goofy ahh teen
I cast fireball on you!
P.S. I love Warlocks :)
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
I set fire to your hoard of character sheets you are on with a flamethrower
P.S. I've been playing them recently and I agree
YO WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY OR JUST BASIL I DONT CARE
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen and lego
Warlock or Rogue player, not DM
Star-Lord, Spider-Man, Human Torch, Cyclops, Hawkeye and Captain America fan
goofy ahh teen
Instead of using a flame thrower, you accidentally cast delayed blast Fireball, and end up eating your own nutritious FIREBALL!
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
I CAST... the Delayed blast fireball I've been holding for ages. 64 Fire damage.
Randomly, a Sonic fan comes up to you and explains the plot of Sonic '06 in excruciating detail and it's so confusing and long you die of boredom.
#Breakthefireballchainidkimbored
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
I CAST... radiant ball. 27
I introduce you to your arch nemesis Ash_the_good and you both engage in a fight to the death, where good wins
YO WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY OR JUST BASIL I DONT CARE
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen and lego
Warlock or Rogue player, not DM
Star-Lord, Spider-Man, Human Torch, Cyclops, Hawkeye and Captain America fan
goofy ahh teen
Nah ash the good is a simp.
You can only hold it for up to 1 minute.
I send creatures from the realm of darkness to destroy you!
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
Have you seen this thread? Its EXTRA Delayed Blast Fireball.
I CAST... Suggestion! The army, knowing I'm their High Mage. Joins me.
I have spies and a few mercenaries in the army, I pay them a few extra platinum pieces to skin you alive, then burn your evil flesh.
P.S. When did this turn into "Roast the one above you" but with violence instead of insults?
A smile is a powerful tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and always ensures that you are the one in control.
If you step on a person's foot, their mouth opens like a trash can
I love Alastor memes, raps against him and literally any opponent (i.e. Vox, Belos, Caine)
*Were talking about assassination here.*
I pay to put us both on a game-show in front of millions of people. When you lose, you take 10000001 physic damage.
I tell a dragon your little sword is magic, and that you don't know how to defend against a dragon. Due to his arrogance, he believes and gathers five friends to "play a game"...
Ash to ashes.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
I tell a legion of 30,000 dragon slayers where your lair is. They bring me back your head and enough dragon scales to fill a vault.
A smile is a powerful tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and always ensures that you are the one in control.
If you step on a person's foot, their mouth opens like a trash can
I love Alastor memes, raps against him and literally any opponent (i.e. Vox, Belos, Caine)
Your name is DeathCaller. Well, I make you call death upon yourself. BY PROVOKING THE DM.
I tell a bunch of Elvis Presly wannabes that the "Realm of Darkness" is a vacation hotspot. You die from overexposure to stupidity.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
I tell everyone playing Minecraft, that a rare Axolotl is here. You die in the You-tubers hostage video.
I go into the realm of darkness and cast light, turning it into the realm of lightness and burning you to death
YO WASSUP IM BASILSUNNY OR JUST BASIL I DONT CARE
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen and lego
Warlock or Rogue player, not DM
Star-Lord, Spider-Man, Human Torch, Cyclops, Hawkeye and Captain America fan
goofy ahh teen
It honestly took me waaaay too long to see what you did there. Clever.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3