Randomly, a Sonic fan comes up to you and explains the plot of Sonic '06 in excruciating detail and it's so confusing and long you die of boredom.
#Breakthefireballchainidkimbored
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Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I pay to put us both on a game-show in front of millions of people. When you lose, you take 10000003 physic damage.
I tell a dragon your little sword is magic, and that you don't know how to defend against a dragon. Due to his arrogance, he believes and gathers five friends to "play a game"...
because you use magic I shall now unleash an eldritch blast at you
Jeff the Landshark superiority
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen
I herald the moon knight
will eat a gluestick if left alone
I cast fireball on you!
P.S. I love Warlocks :)
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
I set fire to your hoard of character sheets you are on with a flamethrower
P.S. I've been playing them recently and I agree
Jeff the Landshark superiority
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen
I herald the moon knight
will eat a gluestick if left alone
Instead of using a flame thrower, you accidentally cast delayed blast Fireball, and end up eating your own nutritious FIREBALL!
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
I CAST... the Delayed blast fireball I've been holding for ages. 64 Fire damage.
Randomly, a Sonic fan comes up to you and explains the plot of Sonic '06 in excruciating detail and it's so confusing and long you die of boredom.
#Breakthefireballchainidkimbored
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
I CAST... radiant ball. 27
I introduce you to your arch nemesis Ash_the_good and you both engage in a fight to the death, where good wins
Jeff the Landshark superiority
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen
I herald the moon knight
will eat a gluestick if left alone
Nah ash the good is a simp.
You can only hold it for up to 1 minute.
I send creatures from the realm of darkness to destroy you!
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
Have you seen this thread? Its EXTRA Delayed Blast Fireball.
I CAST... Suggestion! The army, knowing I'm their High Mage. Joins me.
I have spies and a few mercenaries in the army, I pay them a few extra platinum pieces to skin you alive, then burn your evil flesh.
P.S. When did this turn into "Roast the one above you" but with violence instead of insults?
A smile is a powerful tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and always ensures that you are the one in control.
If you step on a person's foot, their mouth opens like a trash can
I love Alastor memes, raps against him and literally any opponent (i.e. Vox, Belos, Caine)
*Were talking about assassination here.*
I pay to put us both on a game-show in front of millions of people. When you lose, you take 10000001 physic damage.
I tell a dragon your little sword is magic, and that you don't know how to defend against a dragon. Due to his arrogance, he believes and gathers five friends to "play a game"...
Ash to ashes.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
I tell a legion of 30,000 dragon slayers where your lair is. They bring me back your head and enough dragon scales to fill a vault.
A smile is a powerful tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and always ensures that you are the one in control.
If you step on a person's foot, their mouth opens like a trash can
I love Alastor memes, raps against him and literally any opponent (i.e. Vox, Belos, Caine)
Your name is DeathCaller. Well, I make you call death upon yourself. BY PROVOKING THE DM.
I tell a bunch of Elvis Presly wannabes that the "Realm of Darkness" is a vacation hotspot. You die from overexposure to stupidity.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
I tell everyone playing Minecraft, that a rare Axolotl is here. You die in the You-tubers hostage video.
I go into the realm of darkness and cast light, turning it into the realm of lightness and burning you to death
Jeff the Landshark superiority
big fan of marvel and jujutsu kaisen
I herald the moon knight
will eat a gluestick if left alone
It honestly took me waaaay too long to see what you did there. Clever.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3