The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/They, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig. yoyt.
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you, viewer, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here to the thread you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of loss and failure, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of victory in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this thread not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you people watching, be still, and give up your lack of posting. You are obligated to. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.
Those following me and/or subscribed to this thread, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to investigate notifications. I'm sorry that on this day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift the loss away from you, the way you lifted loss from others. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just ignore this notification. I couldn't save you then, and I cannot save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and those you will carry from notifications. This ends, for all of us. End communication.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Sup frenz
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… Anyways HI! I’m Bananer, pronouns He/They, andddddd yeah. Bye, ig. yoyt.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
I fell for it..
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
I waited for your since long ago..................
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fell for it!
DRAGONS!!!!!!!
I am Dart. I am a little platinum faerie dragon who is a member of the DragonClub (look it up on dnd beyond)
I will drag you down with me, OP, if nothing else.
I may lose this game, but by reading this post you lost The Game.
Nahhh, I'm a pro loser...
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
We all lose.
Damn!
Loremaster of a thousand books, monster hunter extraordinaire, achievement hunter.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I looked at the title an just had to see what was going on. Shoot.
The Competition of the Finest 'Brews! Voting is open!
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Honor demands we lose.
Loremaster of a thousand books, monster hunter extraordinaire, achievement hunter.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you, viewer, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here to the thread you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of loss and failure, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of victory in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this thread not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you people watching, be still, and give up your lack of posting. You are obligated to. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.
Those following me and/or subscribed to this thread, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to investigate notifications. I'm sorry that on this day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift the loss away from you, the way you lifted loss from others. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just ignore this notification. I couldn't save you then, and I cannot save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and those you will carry from notifications. This ends, for all of us. End communication.
*Beep*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Wow, good monologue. Sounds like you been practicing for a while. You would make a good evil villain…
Wait, I been deceived! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Loremaster of a thousand books, monster hunter extraordinaire, achievement hunter.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
This is the second time in the past 24 hours! Grrrr angry angry angry
The Competition of the Finest 'Brews! Voting is open!
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Aye
Loremaster of a thousand books, monster hunter extraordinaire, achievement hunter.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
I am also here.
Am snek.
No. I'm not gonna post and you can't make me.
...
Dang it.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Has anybody realized that when someone new posts on this, everybody who already did gets a notification?
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Yes, everything is connected.
Loremaster of a thousand books, monster hunter extraordinaire, achievement hunter.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
We are all pawns in AwesomeDungeonMaster’s game.
But who is he playing against, we shan’t know.
Loremaster of a thousand books, monster hunter extraordinaire, achievement hunter.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons. (Since 2020/2021?)
Myrkridia Stat Block Here!
What can I say? I was right.
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