Fortnite isnt really slang but yeah, its very annoying. Overrated and purely for profit. Also i hate how literally everything collabs with it
It’s for the profit in our capitalist economy’s major industrial companies. And instead of listening to music, learning new words, and improving on their health, Gen A is decidedly not choosing the better path. Not to mention TikTok in general is basically a brain rotting disease as is the case with most other social media platforms. Also, if I were 5 and watched ‘skibidi toilet’ I’d have had nightmares. Not praise it like a god. I’m for real rn, there was a video of this five year old boy getting vaccinated, and he was having a total meltdown while ‘praying to the skibidi gods’. If that were my child I’d have took away their phone privileges indefinitely.
yeah. In the past everyone thought we'd be smarter, now were mostly worse. But in all fairness, weird stuff does get shown a lot more now that social media is here. Im most concerned about the little who watch stuff like that, especially because most kids shows are supposed to teach them stuff, heck, even grown up movies do that 90% of the time.
Life now…. Ugh.
I was lucky enough for my parents to raise me on the shows they watched, so now, I’m not completely clueless about my favorite era of children’s shows. She-ra, strawberry shortcake, my little pony. And don’t get me wrong, I’m not hating on the remakes. MLP friendship is magic was my jam, and strawberry shortcake… I was only ever in it for the music, but the new she ra? So glad they made Adora a lesbian for Catra. It makes my twink heart happy to see gay representation through a main character who was already popular to begin with. Nice redesign too, considering she’s like 16 or something and not all young women need to be sexualized.
I watched the OG She Ra, like an episode. I'm sorry, its terrible. I watched the remake first, i think i was expecting a different kind of kid show when i watched the Original, more plot and less obviously for baby messages
"Did you see me in that random bush in the backround? Thats totally not unrelated! Also stealing doesnt get you very far. Bye!"
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Reviving this thread by saying that they should rename the School of Enchantment wizards. They should instead be Rizz-ards, that would be a very sigma move by WOTC.
That would be so fire, no cap. What a w rizzful idea, bro.
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Reviving this thread by saying that they should rename the School of Enchantment wizards. They should instead be Rizz-ards, that would be a very sigma move by WOTC.
That would be so fire, no cap. What a w rizzful idea, bro.
PLEASE, GOD, NO
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*starts hugging himself while rocking back and forth in a corner*
*Screams.*
oh god
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WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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*Screams.*
oh god
*begins sobbing and cussing at the same time*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr fr no cap.
Power Word GYATT! School of Enchantment Casting Time: 1 Action Range: self Area of Effect: 120ft radius sphere centered on caster Level: 9th Available to: Rizz Wizard (free), Wizard, Warlock, Bard, Sorcerer
You speak the word GYATT! Any creatures that can hear you within 120ft of you must make a WIS Saving Throw at disadvantage. On a failed save the creatures take 12d10 psychic damage and becomes stunned. On a successful save the creature takes half damage and suffers no other effects. A creature stunned by this spell can make another saving throw at the end of its round, again at disadvantage. On a successful save it takes another 4d6 psychic damage and falls prone, ending the stunned condition on itself.
Conjure Skibidi Toilet School of Conjuration Casting Time: 1 hour (can be ritual cast) Duration: 24 hours Range: 5ft Level: 5th Available to: Wizard, Warlock
You conjure a skibidi toilet within 5ft of your casting location. The skibidi toilet stands guard over the location of conjuration, speaking nonsensical gibberish to all those that come within 60ft of it and are not designated by you at the time of casting as safe. When a creature comes within 60ft of the skibidi toilet it must make an INT saving throw or take 6d6 psychic damage, half on a successful save, as the skibidi toilet spews its nonsense.
Ohio Demiplane like Demiplane but you also have access to Ohio.
Rizz Person like charm person but requires a material component drippy clothing. (One example of drippy clothing would be Crocs.) Is also concentration, but allows you to attempt charming the target again if it succeeds the initial saving throw. (Advantage of later saving throws.)
Fanum Tax Mind Like feeblemind but the creature also gives you any feed it has.
Mage Drip Like Mage Armor but you also gain advantage on Charisma-based checks.
WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr fr no cap.
Power Word GYATT! School of Enchantment Casting Time: 1 Action Range: self Area of Effect: 120ft radius sphere centered on caster Level: 9th Available to: Rizz Wizard (free), Wizard, Warlock, Bard, Sorcerer
You speak the word GYATT! Any creatures that can hear you within 120ft of you must make a WIS Saving Throw at disadvantage. On a failed save the creatures take 12d10 psychic damage and becomes stunned. On a successful save the creature takes half damage and suffers no other effects. A creature stunned by this spell can make another saving throw at the end of its round, again at disadvantage. On a successful save it takes another 4d6 psychic damage and falls prone, ending the stunned condition on itself.
Conjure Skibidi Toilet School of Conjuration Casting Time: 1 hour (can be ritual cast) Duration: 24 hours Range: 5ft Level: 5th Available to: Wizard, Warlock
You conjure a skibidi toilet within 5ft of your casting location. The skibidi toilet stands guard over the location of conjuration, speaking nonsensical gibberish to all those that come within 60ft of it and are not designated by you at the time of casting as safe. When a creature comes within 60ft of the skibidi toilet it must make an INT saving throw or take 6d6 psychic damage, half on a successful save, as the skibidi toilet spews its nonsense.
Ohio Demiplane like Demiplane but you also have access to Ohio.
Rizz Person like charm person but requires a material component drippy clothing. (One example of drippy clothing would be Crocs.) Is also concentration, but allows you to attempt charming the target again if it succeeds the initial saving throw. (Advantage of later saving throws.)
Fanum Tax Mind Like feeblemind but the creature also gives you any feed it has.
Mage Drip Like Mage Armor but you also gain advantage on Charisma-based checks.
PLEASE, NOOOOOO!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr fr no cap.
Power Word GYATT! School of Enchantment Casting Time: 1 Action Range: self Area of Effect: 120ft radius sphere centered on caster Level: 9th Available to: Rizz Wizard (free), Wizard, Warlock, Bard, Sorcerer
You speak the word GYATT! Any creatures that can hear you within 120ft of you must make a WIS Saving Throw at disadvantage. On a failed save the creatures take 12d10 psychic damage and becomes stunned. On a successful save the creature takes half damage and suffers no other effects. A creature stunned by this spell can make another saving throw at the end of its round, again at disadvantage. On a successful save it takes another 4d6 psychic damage and falls prone, ending the stunned condition on itself.
Conjure Skibidi Toilet School of Conjuration Casting Time: 1 hour (can be ritual cast) Duration: 24 hours Range: 5ft Level: 5th Available to: Wizard, Warlock
You conjure a skibidi toilet within 5ft of your casting location. The skibidi toilet stands guard over the location of conjuration, speaking nonsensical gibberish to all those that come within 60ft of it and are not designated by you at the time of casting as safe. When a creature comes within 60ft of the skibidi toilet it must make an INT saving throw or take 6d6 psychic damage, half on a successful save, as the skibidi toilet spews its nonsense.
Ohio Demiplane like Demiplane but you also have access to Ohio.
Rizz Person like charm person but requires a material component drippy clothing. (One example of drippy clothing would be Crocs.) Is also concentration, but allows you to attempt charming the target again if it succeeds the initial saving throw. (Advantage of later saving throws.)
Fanum Tax Mind Like feeblemind but the creature also gives you any feed it has.
Mage Drip Like Mage Armor but you also gain advantage on Charisma-based checks.
PLEASE, NOOOOOO!
YES.
I was thinking summoning an actual creature for conjure Skibidi Toilet, that would be very sigma. Isn't status effects what they're doing in One DnD?
WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr fr no cap.
Power Word GYATT! School of Enchantment Casting Time: 1 Action Range: self Area of Effect: 120ft radius sphere centered on caster Level: 9th Available to: Rizz Wizard (free), Wizard, Warlock, Bard, Sorcerer
You speak the word GYATT! Any creatures that can hear you within 120ft of you must make a WIS Saving Throw at disadvantage. On a failed save the creatures take 12d10 psychic damage and becomes stunned. On a successful save the creature takes half damage and suffers no other effects. A creature stunned by this spell can make another saving throw at the end of its round, again at disadvantage. On a successful save it takes another 4d6 psychic damage and falls prone, ending the stunned condition on itself.
Conjure Skibidi Toilet School of Conjuration Casting Time: 1 hour (can be ritual cast) Duration: 24 hours Range: 5ft Level: 5th Available to: Wizard, Warlock
You conjure a skibidi toilet within 5ft of your casting location. The skibidi toilet stands guard over the location of conjuration, speaking nonsensical gibberish to all those that come within 60ft of it and are not designated by you at the time of casting as safe. When a creature comes within 60ft of the skibidi toilet it must make an INT saving throw or take 6d6 psychic damage, half on a successful save, as the skibidi toilet spews its nonsense.
Ohio Demiplane like Demiplane but you also have access to Ohio.
Rizz Person like charm person but requires a material component drippy clothing. (One example of drippy clothing would be Crocs.) Is also concentration, but allows you to attempt charming the target again if it succeeds the initial saving throw. (Advantage of later saving throws.)
Fanum Tax Mind Like feeblemind but the creature also gives you any feed it has.
Mage Drip Like Mage Armor but you also gain advantage on Charisma-based checks.
PLEASE, NOOOOOO!
YES.
I was thinking summoning an actual creature for conjure Skibidi Toilet, that would be very sigma. Isn't status effects what they're doing in One DnD?
Toilets aren't exactly known for their mobility. Hence why I went with it being stationary.
Probably should take inspiration from Guardian of Faith and have a limit on the number of times the Skibidi Toilet can deal damage.
I watched the OG She Ra, like an episode. I'm sorry, its terrible. I watched the remake first, i think i was expecting a different kind of kid show when i watched the Original, more plot and less obviously for baby messages
"Did you see me in that random bush in the backround? Thats totally not unrelated! Also stealing doesnt get you very far. Bye!"
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Cicadas fanum taxxing my sanity, fr fr. ಠ_ಠ
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I am calling an airstrike on your location
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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That's so skibidi.
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Fr fr bro
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
Reviving this thread by saying that they should rename the School of Enchantment wizards. They should instead be Rizz-ards, that would be a very sigma move by WOTC.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Fr fr no cap, that's so skibidi.
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
That would be so fire, no cap. What a w rizzful idea, bro.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
PLEASE, GOD, NO
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
New/Redesign spells:
Power word GYATT (New)
Conjure Skibidi Toilet (New)
Ohio Demiplane (Better version of Demiplane)
Rizz Person (Redesign of Charm Person)
Fanum Tax Mind (redesign of Feeblemind)
Mage Drip (Better version of Mage Armor)
WOTC, are you reading this? Adding this would be so sigma, fr fr no cap.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*starts hugging himself while rocking back and forth in a corner*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*Screams.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
oh god
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*begins sobbing and cussing at the same time*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Gen alpha is gonna take over the world….. *cries.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Power Word GYATT!
School of Enchantment
Casting Time: 1 Action
Range: self
Area of Effect: 120ft radius sphere centered on caster
Level: 9th
Available to: Rizz Wizard (free), Wizard, Warlock, Bard, Sorcerer
You speak the word GYATT! Any creatures that can hear you within 120ft of you must make a WIS Saving Throw at disadvantage. On a failed save the creatures take 12d10 psychic damage and becomes stunned. On a successful save the creature takes half damage and suffers no other effects. A creature stunned by this spell can make another saving throw at the end of its round, again at disadvantage. On a successful save it takes another 4d6 psychic damage and falls prone, ending the stunned condition on itself.
Conjure Skibidi Toilet
School of Conjuration
Casting Time: 1 hour (can be ritual cast)
Duration: 24 hours
Range: 5ft
Level: 5th
Available to: Wizard, Warlock
You conjure a skibidi toilet within 5ft of your casting location. The skibidi toilet stands guard over the location of conjuration, speaking nonsensical gibberish to all those that come within 60ft of it and are not designated by you at the time of casting as safe. When a creature comes within 60ft of the skibidi toilet it must make an INT saving throw or take 6d6 psychic damage, half on a successful save, as the skibidi toilet spews its nonsense.
Ohio Demiplane
like Demiplane but you also have access to Ohio.
Rizz Person
like charm person but requires a material component drippy clothing. (One example of drippy clothing would be Crocs.) Is also concentration, but allows you to attempt charming the target again if it succeeds the initial saving throw. (Advantage of later saving throws.)
Fanum Tax Mind
Like feeblemind but the creature also gives you any feed it has.
Mage Drip
Like Mage Armor but you also gain advantage on Charisma-based checks.
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PLEASE, NOOOOOO!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Which part do you have a problem with?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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We Are Modron
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YES.
I was thinking summoning an actual creature for conjure Skibidi Toilet, that would be very sigma. Isn't status effects what they're doing in One DnD?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Toilets aren't exactly known for their mobility. Hence why I went with it being stationary.
Probably should take inspiration from Guardian of Faith and have a limit on the number of times the Skibidi Toilet can deal damage.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary