*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1503614 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Uh uh uh uh, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Uh uh uh uh, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Objection to Agate's objection, your honor!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Uh uh uh uh, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Objection to Agate's objection, your honor!
Objection to Gibber objecting my objection, you honor!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
NOW PERISH BEFORE MY WRATH.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Uh uh uh uh, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Objection to Agate's objection, your honor!
Objection to Gibber objecting my objection, you honor!
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Uh uh uh uh, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Objection to Agate's objection, your honor!
Objection to Gibber objecting my objection, you honor!
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1503614 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Uh uh uh uh, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Objection to Agate's objection, your honor!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Objection to Gibber objecting my objection, you honor!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Objections overruled. *bangs gavel*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Yay! *Dances*
NOW PERISH BEFORE MY WRATH.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Hello.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Try to make the longest sentence
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Why so many quotes?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
'Cause there can be.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?" -Bill Gates
He was not happy to see me...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
“I WANT WAFFLE FRIES!” -the demon he accidentally summoned (Vitus)
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Wait… I won! The first message within 21 hours.
That Probobly means I won.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Think again.
Mmm. monke
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
YOU think again.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
No u
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Uno reverse!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Skip!
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Uno Ultra Super Duper Reverse!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig