*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yep.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
All right.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Indeedy. And not all left. ;-)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
21 pages of text.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
+caveats
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*pets the gibber*
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
*spinning on a ceiling fan*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*Calmly accepts the pets, before SWALLOWING YOU WHOLE*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(WHEEEEEZE)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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