*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Uh uh uh uh, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Objection to Agate's objection, your honor!
Objection to Gibber objecting my objection, you honor!
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Uh uh uh uh, OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!
Objection to Agate's objection, your honor!
Objection to Gibber objecting my objection, you honor!
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
*crashes through the wall* HOW DARE THOU ATTEMPT TO TURN THIS INTO A CHAT THREAD? RETURN TO THE OG LCW, MORTALS!
*begins sliding towards you menacingly*
*slaps you away with a massive scaled paw*
*Swallows the paw whole as well*
(The paw is still connected to the greatwyrm's body, so that means you would of had to have bitten it off.)
*Indeed. And that's what I do.*
(But how the h*** are you supposed to bite through dragon scales? They're literally tougher than armor.)
*A fresh, gluten-free diet of souls of the innocent every day for breakfast, filled to the brim with calcium to strengthen my teeth. Also Cthulhu brand Teeth Sharpener, for all of your teeth sharpening needs!*
(WHEEEEEZE)
*Attacks you while you're wheezing, teeth shining from Cthulhu brand Teeth Shiner*
*tail slaps you from the side, making it to where your teeth can't reach my tail*
*How many of my teeth? I have a lot.*
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... at least 99.999999999999999999999999% of 'em.)
*The other 00.0000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent attack you for 1495581 piercing damage that bypasses resistances and immunites.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Try to make the longest sentence
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Why so many quotes?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
'Cause there can be.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?" -Bill Gates
He was not happy to see me...
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
“I WANT WAFFLE FRIES!” -the demon he accidentally summoned (Vitus)
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Wait… I won! The first message within 21 hours.
That Probobly means I won.
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
Think again.
Mmm. monke
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
YOU think again.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
No u
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Uno reverse!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Skip!
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Uno Ultra Super Duper Reverse!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
GLOCK! *freedom noises*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
AR-15! *freedom noises intensify*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
I cast Silence!
I won!
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
YOU DIDNT SAY FOR HOW LONG, BI- *calls in an air strike on your location*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
fish
Spells: My spells. Races: My races Monsters: My monsters Magic items: My items
Yes.
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger