Unfortunately,

that

Was

an

Edit ignore this post

Ancient 

Hotty

who

[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird. The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who...]

had

vowed

To

never

Eat

[I don't think 'had vowed never eat' makes sense, you might need to say something else]

durians

[''had vowed never eat' doesn't make sense, but 'had vowed to never eat' does, and that was what was said]

. This 

[Oh yeah my mistake lol, completely missed the ‘to’]

was

tragic

[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird. The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians. This was tragic...]

for