Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird. The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians. This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers. To save…]
The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we...]
[I've split the text into paragraphs, idk if you prefer it as a chunk or multiple paragraphs like this so say and I'll either keep it or switch it back.]
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically….]
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
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[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird. The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians. This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers. To save…]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
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Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
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Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
toes
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The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we...]
[I've split the text into paragraphs, idk if you prefer it as a chunk or multiple paragraphs like this so say and I'll either keep it or switch it back.]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
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Tank, submarine, plane, and D&D nerd. I'm just here for the forum games and maybe some D&D every once in a while.
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Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
tactically
(Hell yeah, assault bees!)
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically….]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.