[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality.]
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult…]
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult dances, because dragons are consuming the...]
Universe Reset: ✅ Longest Word a person can think of: ✅]
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult dances, because dragons are consuming the dreams of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
cheese.
Tank, submarine, plane, and D&D nerd. I'm just here for the forum games and maybe some D&D every once in a while.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.-John 3:16
quality.
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality.]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Forevermore,
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Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
tiamat
merlin the warlock
cult
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult…]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
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Tank, submarine, plane, and D&D nerd. I'm just here for the forum games and maybe some D&D every once in a while.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.-John 3:16
dragons
are
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
consuming
the
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult dances, because dragons are consuming the...]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
dreams
of
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
(Yes, it's a real word. It refers to a lung disease)
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!. This
[One Word Campaign Checklist:
Universe Reset: ✅
Longest Word a person can think of: ✅]
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult dances, because dragons are consuming the dreams of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
This…]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
splendiferous
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!noses
[‘This’ implies singular nor plural so I’m switching it from ‘noses’ to ‘nose’]
Was
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!