About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
[Since the story is very, very long now, I'm now going to put it in a spoiler when updating it. Also, I'm now going to say that you can all update the long, complete story yourselves if you feel it's been a little while since the last update, and I actually do greatly encourage you do so. It would be really useful for me as it saves a bit of modding here and there, but only takes a minute for y'all to do! Thanks in advance!]
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult dances, because dragons are consuming the dreams of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
This splendiferous nose was pulsanimously cast upon a cultist and granted gold pieces to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic orphans. Eladrins hunted these orphans to nuke Shadowfell deities. Such nukes do destroy monkeys collaterally with grapes, that is false only when the platypi decide. However, Aetengaurd the Guard, that anyone could....]
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult dances, because dragons are consuming the dreams of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
This splendiferous nose was pulsanimously cast upon a cultist and granted gold pieces to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic orphans. Eladrins hunted these orphans to nuke Shadowfell deities. Such nukes do destroy monkeys collaterally with grapes, that is false only when the platypi decide. However, Aetengaurd the Guard, that anyone could knight (also anyone who travels Silvera can detonate him),....]
[This sentence has been very strange grammatically but it can make sense if people post very specific words to structure it. I'll always leave the sentence be until I see no possible way it can make sense, and only edit the grammar if I can]
that
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
anyone
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
could
[Since the story is very, very long now, I'm now going to put it in a spoiler when updating it. Also, I'm now going to say that you can all update the long, complete story yourselves if you feel it's been a little while since the last update, and I actually do greatly encourage you do so. It would be really useful for me as it saves a bit of modding here and there, but only takes a minute for y'all to do! Thanks in advance!]
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult dances, because dragons are consuming the dreams of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
This splendiferous nose was pulsanimously cast upon a cultist and granted gold pieces to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic orphans. Eladrins hunted these orphans to nuke Shadowfell deities. Such nukes do destroy monkeys collaterally with grapes, that is false only when the platypi decide. However, Aetengaurd the Guard, that anyone could....]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
knights
merlin the warlock
[Gonna change that from a plural noun to verb since otherwise it wouldn't make sense, only a letter change but it makes a difference lol!]
, also
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
anyone
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Who
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
Travels
(He/Him) 🩷💛💙 Pansexual Pancake 🥞🏳️🌈
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
Sadly, I am not a dinosaur, nor is my name really Gregory.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕 PM the word Avocado
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
silvera
merlin the warlock
can
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
detonate
him
[The deep abyss swallowed our friend whole. His last wish was for me to save the world from the evil void that ravaged the Northern Empyrean, who nearly slew the first wave of void 200 years ago. Now the Lich Queen enslaved the people of the Celestial Realm, causing endless terror and stench to reign over the Elder Tree. Because of her power, rebellions began around the 1920s. These rebellions led to political uproar and murder. Now an age of unusual weapons. So a small but courageous kitten destroyed the universe. Then a light descended into fish. This caused the universe to repair. But that didn't completely restore the world. Instead things got weird.
The Dragons of the Exploding Caverns replaced the demons ruling over the Caverns of Delusion. Unfortunately this Steampunk-themed chicken decided not to defenestrate the Chicken of the Natural Order. This powerful chicken then urbanised the forests that covered East Empyrean Omnipotent Territory, strengthening the power system of the chicken’s lair, while the Whale of Whitegrave charms the hot Queen of the Hellflames, who swallowed up our orchard, which grew pomegranates and exploded, sinking into the McDonald's that doomed all by hexing the Empyrean with a grimace shake. Unfortunately that was an ancient hotty who had vowed to never eat durians.
This was tragic for several problematic turkeys, who decided to combine into the Disinfectant Turkey, who cleaned EVERYTHING, while mechs dirtied as a clean machine sanitised yonder. Over the hills, they fought purple bacteria that ate explosive dragons. This is very enraging and fruitlessly aggravated the only heir to Hammerhold’s Porcelain Mannequin Throne, Qu’ithnar, who declared total war against the tabaxi that use Dragonfruit Planes to fart upon Tiamat, not nuclear bacteria. Although cranberries took really expensive larvae into their flesh, with purple horns, they viciously tore into a modron, who fled back to Mechanus, which was the absolute worst because machines suck magic very quickly and pollute our facial features. So rats swarmed people all throughout the fiery world of Chikinn Poopers.
To save powerful beings with magical toes, we used LEGOs to increase Protective Weapon Bees who buzzed tactically and attacked the rats, dragons and aboleths. The Ark of Silver was burned. The Chikinn Poopers killed absolutely nobody who had already repented. Sadly some people (dragonians) didn't plant seeds so, instead, repented quickly before gods struck them green with powerful lightning. Zeus, who enjoys all of Bob's Burgers with extra Bobsauce, created Bobsicles that were made from frozen koopas and peaches. They upset some activists, who decided to burn the orphange that housed bees, they also smote the llama rama that ate all God's cheeses. With my obsession I summoned Xanathar the Beholder who attacked Trivilian. He ate all fish without three wishes which caused mountains to burn 2000 years into the ground, setting the economy back to Medieval Cheese quality. Forevermore the Tiamat cult dances, because dragons are consuming the dreams of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
This splendiferous nose was pulsanimously cast upon a cultist and granted gold pieces to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic orphans. Eladrins hunted these orphans to nuke Shadowfell deities. Such nukes do destroy monkeys collaterally with grapes, that is false only when the platypi decide. However, Aetengaurd the Guard, that anyone could knight (also anyone who travels Silvera can detonate him),....]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
to
crabs
merlin the warlock
however
many
[This sentence has been very strange grammatically but it can make sense if people post very specific words to structure it. I'll always leave the sentence be until I see no possible way it can make sense, and only edit the grammar if I can]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
morons
Three frogs in a trench coat, living north of the border.
chose,
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
still
preached
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!