Context: A divorced mother and father are having an angry conversation over their infant daughter; the father swears she's an incredible player and will do great, whilst the mother is angry that she did not get a say in this matter.
'Remind me, how many dance moves did I need to make the cat open the box?'
Context: an anomalous cat can open any box in the world, so long as it can see someone perform exactly 28 ballet moves live. Recordings will not work on SCP-[REDACTED]
“we have successfully spliced the DNA of the Pokémon Parasect with Billie Eilish. FOR SCIENCE!”
There’s a magical headband. The person who wears it will turn into a bird until someone says the code sentence, which is, “Chicago is floating up into the sky.”
”Don’t eat that dust, even though it’s tasty!”
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
Rules
1. provide context to the quote or sentence (rule 2) provided by the previous person
2. give your own quote or sentence
3. keep thing PG-13
4. Can’t double post
example
“Good morning”
context: I am greeting my family after waking up.
Let’s begin
“Permission to give the bird the bird?”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Context: I am teaching my chicken cannibalism
“can I peel the warlock’s face off?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Context: Warlock is chaotic evil.
"Don't put it in the bag!"
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Context: A warlock asked the barbarian if he could borrow his axe
“The answer is the question.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Context: the barbarian scored high on a wisdom throw, and is referring to violence
“Singing is not screaming! The tree is taunting me!”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Context: Yet another failed SCP test for Dr. Sherman
“So you’re telling me you signed my daughter up for the Soccer World Cup?”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Context: A divorced mother and father are having an angry conversation over their infant daughter; the father swears she's an incredible player and will do great, whilst the mother is angry that she did not get a say in this matter.
'Remind me, how many dance moves did I need to make the cat open the box?'
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Context: an anomalous cat can open any box in the world, so long as it can see someone perform exactly 28 ballet moves live. Recordings will not work on SCP-[REDACTED]
“we have successfully spliced the DNA of the Pokémon Parasect with Billie Eilish. FOR SCIENCE!”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Context: Exactly what is says. They did it for science, no further reasoning (why would there be?)
That ham sandwich is really starting to annoy me with it's scarf.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Context: A duplicate of your brain is in a sandwich that bought a scarf, and now everyone likes it more then you.
“Mum, why is dad dragging a giant crab to the door?”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Context: a child is watching his dad drag his drunk uncle in a lobster costume out of the house
”stop trying to breed with the anomalies”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Context: DM to players in an SCP themed campaign
“Chicago is floating up into the sky is what I will say if you wear that”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
There’s a magical headband. The person who wears it will turn into a bird until someone says the code sentence, which is, “Chicago is floating up into the sky.”
”Don’t eat that dust, even though it’s tasty!”
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
context: A European caught a dust rabbit
“Has your girlfriend ever beat you with a wet noodle cuz she had a twin sister and you got confused and [duck]ed her dad?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger