(Btw, I have a factory that's mass producing duck spells. So insert evil laugh here.)
Edit: also, our policy states you cannot resell the duck spell to anyone, unless you are refunding it to us.
Sweet!
(Also, don't worry, I have another version of the statblock that's much more powerful, but I'm keepin' that one to myself. And it doesn't have any typos, which is very visually pleasing to me.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
You touch your throat and utter a word. Suddenly, a plume of fire spews forth from your mouth in a 50 foot long, 25 foot wide cone, as if you had the power of a Red Dragon's breath weapon. All creatures in range must succeed on a DC 16 Dexterity saving throw, taking a full 17d6 fire damage on a failed save, and half as much on a successful one.
At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 7th level or higher, the damage increases by 2d6 for each slot level above 6th.
* - (1 Red Dragon scale, any age (Young, Adult, or Ancient))
Classes:
SORCERER, WARLOCK, WIZARD, WAR DOMAIN
I'm currently selling this spell for the low, low price of 400 gold.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
You touch your throat and utter a word. Suddenly, a plume of fire spews forth from your mouth in a 50 foot long, 25 foot wide cone, as if you had the power of a Red Dragon's breath weapon. All creatures in range must succeed on a DC 16 Dexterity saving throw, taking a full 17d6 fire damage on a failed save, and half as much on a successful one.
At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 7th level or higher, the damage increases by 2d6 for each slot level above 6th.
* - (1 Red Dragon scale, any age (Young, Adult, or Ancient))
Classes:
SORCERER, WARLOCK, WIZARD, WAR DOMAIN
I'm currently selling this spell for the low, low price of 400 gold.
I give you the shrimp pistol for 150 gold (ammo not included) it shoots shrimp at supersonic speeds, but all shrimp hate you
I wish to purchase this, all shrimp hate me anyways for devouring their monarchy. 100 gold?
125
Deal!
Sold! To the clinically insane gibbering mouther
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I give you the shrimp pistol for 150 gold (ammo not included) it shoots shrimp at supersonic speeds, but all shrimp hate you
I wish to purchase this, all shrimp hate me anyways for devouring their monarchy. 100 gold?
125
Deal!
Sold! To the clinically insane gibbering mouther
But... But... I'm perfectly sane! :(
Sure. Keep telling yourself that buddy
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
What is that in gold?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
What is that in gold?
5 GP!
Deal! Just hand the staff over to me! *Holds a pair of safety pliers 5 feet long*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
What is that in gold?
5 GP!
Deal! Just hand the staff over to me! *Holds a pair of safety pliers 5 feet long*
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
What is that in gold?
5 GP!
Deal! Just hand the staff over to me! *Holds a pair of safety pliers 5 feet long*
You aren't touching the staff tho?...
You said whatever it touches dies! So I don't want to hold it with my bare tendrils of flesh I can grow out of my abberation body at will!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
What is that in gold?
5 GP!
Deal! Just hand the staff over to me! *Holds a pair of safety pliers 5 feet long*
You aren't touching the staff tho?...
You said whatever it touches dies! So I don't want to hold it with my bare tendrils of flesh I can grow out of my abberation body at will!
*Grabs it*
Just... get a shell- and you'll be safe! or LET ME STAB YOU! heh- I won't (prolly)!
*gives murder staff back*
By the way you have to touch it to atune to it \_(._.)_/
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
What is that in gold?
5 GP!
Deal! Just hand the staff over to me! *Holds a pair of safety pliers 5 feet long*
You aren't touching the staff tho?...
You said whatever it touches dies! So I don't want to hold it with my bare tendrils of flesh I can grow out of my abberation body at will!
*Grabs it*
Just... get a shell- and you'll be safe! or LET ME STAB YOU! heh- I won't (prolly)!
*gives murder staff back*
By the way you have to touch it to atune to it \_(._.)_/
I want a refund!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
What is that in gold?
5 GP!
Deal! Just hand the staff over to me! *Holds a pair of safety pliers 5 feet long*
You aren't touching the staff tho?...
You said whatever it touches dies! So I don't want to hold it with my bare tendrils of flesh I can grow out of my abberation body at will!
*Grabs it*
Just... get a shell- and you'll be safe! or LET ME STAB YOU! heh- I won't (prolly)!
*gives murder staff back*
By the way you have to touch it to atune to it \_(._.)_/
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
What is that in gold?
5 GP!
Deal! Just hand the staff over to me! *Holds a pair of safety pliers 5 feet long*
You aren't touching the staff tho?...
You said whatever it touches dies! So I don't want to hold it with my bare tendrils of flesh I can grow out of my abberation body at will!
*Grabs it*
Just... get a shell- and you'll be safe! or LET ME STAB YOU! heh- I won't (prolly)!
*gives murder staff back*
By the way you have to touch it to atune to it \_(._.)_/
I want a refund!
Nope.
Wait, but you were holding it yourself!
*Insert your death sound here*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Deal!
(Btw, I have a factory that's mass producing duck spells. So insert evil laugh here.)
Edit: also, our policy states you cannot resell the duck spell to anyone, unless you are refunding it to us.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Deal!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Sweet!
(Also, don't worry, I have another version of the statblock that's much more powerful, but I'm keepin' that one to myself. And it doesn't have any typos, which is very visually pleasing to me.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Dragon's Wrath
LEVEL
6th
CASTING TIME
1 Action
RANGE/AREA
Self (50 ft cone)
COMPONENTS
V, S, M *
DURATION
Instantaneous
SCHOOL
Evocation
ATTACK/SAVE
DEX Save
DAMAGE/EFFECT
Fire
You touch your throat and utter a word. Suddenly, a plume of fire spews forth from your mouth in a 50 foot long, 25 foot wide cone, as if you had the power of a Red Dragon's breath weapon. All creatures in range must succeed on a DC 16 Dexterity saving throw, taking a full 17d6 fire damage on a failed save, and half as much on a successful one.
At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 7th level or higher, the damage increases by 2d6 for each slot level above 6th.
* - (1 Red Dragon scale, any age (Young, Adult, or Ancient))
Classes:
SORCERER, WARLOCK, WIZARD, WAR DOMAIN
I'm currently selling this spell for the low, low price of 400 gold.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Magical Scale
Doesn't compare weight. Instead, compares density of the outermost layer.
200 gold.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
I don't have the spell slots.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Sold! To the clinically insane gibbering mouther
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
But... But... I'm perfectly sane! :(
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Sure. Keep telling yourself that buddy
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
The Murder Staff! hold it and anything it touches dies! only $5.99!! *cha-ching!* get it now before it gets ban- I mean... GET IT NOW BEFORE YOU CAN'T!!!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
What is that in gold?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
5 GP!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Deal! Just hand the staff over to me! *Holds a pair of safety pliers 5 feet long*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You aren't touching the staff tho?...
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
You said whatever it touches dies! So I don't want to hold it with my bare tendrils of flesh I can grow out of my abberation body at will!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Grabs it*
Just... get a shell- and you'll be safe! or LET ME STAB YOU! heh- I won't (prolly)!
*gives murder staff back*
By the way you have to touch it to atune to it \_(._.)_/
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I want a refund!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Nope.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I JUST USED THE 5 GP TO MAKE THE DOGINATOR!!!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Wait, but you were holding it yourself!
*Insert your death sound here*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ