I am selling a wonderful bottle of Despair! Now, this might be strange to non fey, but shadow fey looove the taste of emotions, they drink it like wine. Pure despair, from a memory harvested 10 years ago! Was saving it for a special occasion but…
philter of despair (potion)
rarity: rare
a non fey creature that drinks The filter of despair is overcome by guilt, sadness, and melancholy for one minute. During this time, they not only experience the memory the philter was extracted from, but they also must make a DC 19 charisma saving throw at the start of their turn or break down crying and become incapacitated until the start of their next turn. After the one minute, a creature becomes more confident as their good emotions flood back to them all at once, giving them immunity to the frightened and charmed condition for 24 hours.
300 gold for a bottle! And I sell these things a lot, so you can all buy up to ten each!
Would 3 of my scales suffice? Also, how do you like Death's Sickles?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I am selling a wonderful bottle of Despair! Now, this might be strange to non fey, but shadow fey looove the taste of emotions, they drink it like wine. Pure despair, from a memory harvested 10 years ago! Was saving it for a special occasion but…
philter of despair (potion)
rarity: rare
a non fey creature that drinks The filter of despair is overcome by guilt, sadness, and melancholy for one minute. During this time, they not only experience the memory the philter was extracted from, but they also must make a DC 19 charisma saving throw at the start of their turn or break down crying and become incapacitated until the start of their next turn. After the one minute, a creature becomes more confident as their good emotions flood back to them all at once, giving them immunity to the frightened and charmed condition for 24 hours.
300 gold for a bottle! And I sell these things a lot, so you can all buy up to ten each!
Would 3 of my scales suffice? Also, how do you like Death's Sickles?
Indeed! And i love them, although I won’t purchase them of course.
I am selling a wonderful bottle of Despair! Now, this might be strange to non fey, but shadow fey looove the taste of emotions, they drink it like wine. Pure despair, from a memory harvested 10 years ago! Was saving it for a special occasion but…
philter of despair (potion)
rarity: rare
a non fey creature that drinks The filter of despair is overcome by guilt, sadness, and melancholy for one minute. During this time, they not only experience the memory the philter was extracted from, but they also must make a DC 19 charisma saving throw at the start of their turn or break down crying and become incapacitated until the start of their next turn. After the one minute, a creature becomes more confident as their good emotions flood back to them all at once, giving them immunity to the frightened and charmed condition for 24 hours.
300 gold for a bottle! And I sell these things a lot, so you can all buy up to ten each!
Would 3 of my scales suffice? Also, how do you like Death's Sickles?
Indeed! And i love them, although I won’t purchase them of course.
Awww. Well, I'll still take the potion.
*prys 3 scales off of the inside of my dragon-esque armpit* Here you go! And don't worry, I bathe daily.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Trouble getting rid of those pesky adventurers? For the low, low price of 35,816,284,647,390platinum, you can get the GigaSword!
Buy now, because if you don't, we'll hire more adventurers to slay you!
Stats:
The GigaSword
Heavy, Two-handed, Reach
Deals 93d12 slashing damage, is considered magical and/or silvered for the purposes of overcoming resistance/immunity, and has +30 to attack and damage rolls.
Cursed: When you deal damage with this weapon, you take triple the damage dealt, and cannot regain hit points lost in this way.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
It's a magic button that summons a nuke that deals 5d100 damage (just damage in general) in a 6000 foot radius of where it lands (it also removes object or terrain in it's radius) (any place you know). a creature that walks in after the nuke explodes takes the damage, but the amount is lowered by 3d20 each day, until the number is 100 or less. when it is 100 or less, it stays 100 until 3 days, in which it dissipates
It's a magic button that summons a nuke that deals 5d100 damage (just damage in general) in a 6000 foot radius of where it lands (it also removes object or terrain in it's radius) (any place you know). a creature that walks in after the nuke explodes takes the damage, but the amount is lowered by 3d20 each day, until the number is 100 or less. when it is 100 or less, it stays 100 until 3 days, in which it dissipates
It's a magic button that summons a nuke that deals 5d100 damage (just damage in general) in a 6000 foot radius of where it lands (it also removes object or terrain in it's radius) (any place you know). a creature that walks in after the nuke explodes takes the damage, but the amount is lowered by 3d20 each day, until the number is 100 or less. when it is 100 or less, it stays 100 until 3 days, in which it dissipates
I'll take it for 1 copper piece!
Right? There was no price on it lol
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I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum:Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
But I am selling the Shatterblade, a weapon I accidentally shattered when I tried to be a blacksmith that I enchated to become a weapon of all powerful nature. It's a great sword whose blade appears as magical shattered pieces of what was once a cohesive blade and it is capable of becoming thousands upon housands of these shattered blade pieces each of which act like a dancing sword made into a dagger. I am saying it like this cause I used to have a stat block for it but I lost it when my old phones data was formated. Still have to make a new one. Because it is only an idea, I will do what DND does and you can pre-order this 10,000 platinum piece value now for just 50,000gp! If you buy now we will give you a free machdonalds burger. That's right FREE!
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I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum:Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
If you guys want a real deal, you should buy this wonderful object! It’s known as the Teumessian fox potion.
rarity: legendary
created from the willingly given tail fur of a fox destined never to be caught, and bathed in starlight for nineteen days, any consumer of this potion falls under its effects for 24 hours. While under this effect, you have immunity to all nonmagical damage, and your speed cannot be reduced by any means whatsoever, in addition you become immune to conditions that affect your speed or ability to take actions. At the end of the time, you gain four levels of exhaustion.
only three in stock, 10,000 gold each, impossible to replicate!
If you guys want a real deal, you should buy this wonderful object! It’s known as the Teumessian fox potion.
rarity: legendary
created from the willingly given tail fur of a fox destined never to be caught, and bathed in starlight for nineteen days, any consumer of this potion falls under its effects for 24 hours. While under this effect, you have immunity to all nonmagical damage, and your speed cannot be reduced by any means whatsoever, in addition you become immune to conditions that affect your speed or ability to take actions. At the end of the time, you gain four levels of exhaustion.
only three in stock, 10,000 gold each, impossible to replicate!
No way, I think I found out how to replicate his ingenious work. Haha! I will now make a fortune! I will sell it for 9,999 gold each and make a fortune because everyone wants save money.
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Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
It's a magic button that summons a nuke that deals 5d100 damage (just damage in general) in a 6000 foot radius of where it lands (it also removes object or terrain in it's radius) (any place you know). a creature that walks in after the nuke explodes takes the damage, but the amount is lowered by 3d20 each day, until the number is 100 or less. when it is 100 or less, it stays 100 until 3 days, in which it dissipates
I'll take it for 1 copper piece!
Right? There was no price on it lol
It literally says "your soul", lol.
I offer 1.5 molecules of dirt!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
It's a magic button that summons a nuke that deals 5d100 damage (just damage in general) in a 6000 foot radius of where it lands (it also removes object or terrain in it's radius) (any place you know). a creature that walks in after the nuke explodes takes the damage, but the amount is lowered by 3d20 each day, until the number is 100 or less. when it is 100 or less, it stays 100 until 3 days, in which it dissipates
I'll take it for 1 copper piece!
Right? There was no price on it lol
It literally says "your soul", lol.
Oh...missed that lol
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Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
Selling Overpowered Vorpal Swords for 100,000 gold a sword! Get them while you can!
What about them is over powered... like does the criteria of a 20 roll change to a 15-20 lol
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Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
Selling Overpowered Vorpal Swords for 100,000 gold a sword! Get them while you can!
Also, I am going to say something about my activity today in the Cryptid High thread. Check it out bro
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I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum:Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
Would 3 of my scales suffice? Also, how do you like Death's Sickles?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Indeed! And i love them, although I won’t purchase them of course.
Awww. Well, I'll still take the potion.
*prys 3 scales off of the inside of my dragon-esque armpit* Here you go! And don't worry, I bathe daily.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*gives philter of despair*
have a nice day!
You too! And don't even think about turning those into cursed objects or using them to cast a powerful spell, 'cause I'LL FIND YOU IF YOU DO
*flies off while whistling a happy tune*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Heheehehehheehhehee
Trouble getting rid of those pesky adventurers? For the low, low price of 35,816,284,647,390 platinum, you can get the GigaSword!
Buy now, because if you don't, we'll hire more adventurers to slay you!
Stats:
The GigaSword
Heavy, Two-handed, Reach
Deals 93d12 slashing damage, is considered magical and/or silvered for the purposes of overcoming resistance/immunity, and has +30 to attack and damage rolls.
Cursed: When you deal damage with this weapon, you take triple the damage dealt, and cannot regain hit points lost in this way.Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The Nuke Button, for your soul!
It's a magic button that summons a nuke that deals 5d100 damage (just damage in general) in a 6000 foot radius of where it lands (it also removes object or terrain in it's radius) (any place you know). a creature that walks in after the nuke explodes takes the damage, but the amount is lowered by 3d20 each day, until the number is 100 or less. when it is 100 or less, it stays 100 until 3 days, in which it dissipates
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I'll take it for 1 copper piece!
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Right? There was no price on it lol
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
But I am selling the Shatterblade, a weapon I accidentally shattered when I tried to be a blacksmith that I enchated to become a weapon of all powerful nature. It's a great sword whose blade appears as magical shattered pieces of what was once a cohesive blade and it is capable of becoming thousands upon housands of these shattered blade pieces each of which act like a dancing sword made into a dagger. I am saying it like this cause I used to have a stat block for it but I lost it when my old phones data was formated. Still have to make a new one. Because it is only an idea, I will do what DND does and you can pre-order this 10,000 platinum piece value now for just 50,000gp! If you buy now we will give you a free machdonalds burger. That's right FREE!
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
If you guys want a real deal, you should buy this wonderful object! It’s known as the Teumessian fox potion.
rarity: legendary
created from the willingly given tail fur of a fox destined never to be caught, and bathed in starlight for nineteen days, any consumer of this potion falls under its effects for 24 hours. While under this effect, you have immunity to all nonmagical damage, and your speed cannot be reduced by any means whatsoever, in addition you become immune to conditions that affect your speed or ability to take actions. At the end of the time, you gain four levels of exhaustion.
only three in stock, 10,000 gold each, impossible to replicate!
No way, I think I found out how to replicate his ingenious work. Haha! I will now make a fortune! I will sell it for 9,999 gold each and make a fortune because everyone wants save money.
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
It literally says "your soul", lol.
I offer 1.5 molecules of dirt!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Selling Overpowered Vorpal Swords for 100,000 gold a sword! Get them while you can!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Oh...missed that lol
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
What about them is over powered... like does the criteria of a 20 roll change to a 15-20 lol
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
Also, I am going to say something about my activity today in the Cryptid High thread. Check it out bro
I have made a huge homebrew setting that I am still working on putting here in DDB. Please give me feedback, I want to know all of what I am doing wrong, and what I am doing right. The thread is a huge work in progress, so everything in it from content to layout is subject to change. Please check this forum: Welcome to Zionderia
Also I have a fun thread that explores an idea about dreams based off the movie Inception. I still need to add the link but stay tuned.
It's just really, really overpowered.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
1 copper? Wait no, 1 electrum! I'll throw in a surprise.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court