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This works until you bet that you lose, causing a paradox that wipes out all of reality.
I wish I understood why people defend 3.5 so rabidly.
You understand completely what they love so much about it, and now you too are one of those insufferable rabid defenders.
I wish I could stop time for 8 hours once a week so I could catch up on sleep.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
Well, your time stops too, so it doesn't really work out.
I wish that I can ask my crush out without any negitive repercussions.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
You can! In the game, as in reality, there's nothing stopping you.
I wish I to speak as well as I write.
Extended Signature
Sure! Now you write exactly the way you currently speak.
I wish my body still produced lactase so I could eat dairy again.
Granted, but all lactose-based foods and drinks turn sour the second they hit your tongue.
I wish I could sleep better.
You gain a curse that puts you in a deep sleep 23.9 hour a day.
I wish I had a sandwich
Wish granted you did have a sandwich, well before I ate it that is.
I wish I had friends
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted, you did have friends well before I ate them.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much.
Wish Granted! you don't exist and never existed, so you never ate!
I wish I had all DnD Beyond Content.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
you do but it is usless because you are dead
I wish I was alive
Wish Granted! You are simultaneously dead and alive, causing you great pain and suffering for eternity!
I wish I was awesome even while dead
Wish Granted, you are the word awesome, but in Latin which is a dead language.
I wish I had a twin
Wish granted,
when you were born there was someone else with you in the womb, but they were stillborn
I wish I didn't have a twin
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Wish granted you are a triplet
side note: *go away Anna* lol I love it mastercryomancer
I wish I had a boyfriend
Wish granted, Your boyfriend is so ugly... and now you are married against your will. Yay!
I wish I was awesome and not the word awesome even while dead...
wish granted but “awesome” doesn’t exist
I wish that my boyfriend wasn’t ugly
Congrats, your boyfriend isn't named ugly! And is a really ugly turtle! that you are married to!
I wish Ruby666 would go away....
Granted. But they'll be back shortly.
I wish I could get back into the swing of things...
wish granted you are now a swing
I wish I could teleport
This works until you bet that you lose, causing a paradox that wipes out all of reality.
I wish I understood why people defend 3.5 so rabidly.
You understand completely what they love so much about it, and now you too are one of those insufferable rabid defenders.
I wish I could stop time for 8 hours once a week so I could catch up on sleep.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
Well, your time stops too, so it doesn't really work out.
I wish that I can ask my crush out without any negitive repercussions.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
You can! In the game, as in reality, there's nothing stopping you.
I wish I to speak as well as I write.
Extended Signature
Sure! Now you write exactly the way you currently speak.
I wish my body still produced lactase so I could eat dairy again.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
Granted, but all lactose-based foods and drinks turn sour the second they hit your tongue.
I wish I could sleep better.
You gain a curse that puts you in a deep sleep 23.9 hour a day.
I wish I had a sandwich
Wish granted you did have a sandwich, well before I ate it that is.
I wish I had friends
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted, you did have friends well before I ate them.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much.
Extended Signature
Wish Granted! you don't exist and never existed, so you never ate!
I wish I had all DnD Beyond Content.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
you do but it is usless because you are dead
I wish I was alive
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish Granted! You are simultaneously dead and alive, causing you great pain and suffering for eternity!
I wish I was awesome even while dead
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Wish Granted, you are the word awesome, but in Latin which is a dead language.
I wish I had a twin
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted,
when you were born there was someone else with you in the womb, but they were stillborn
I wish I didn't have a twin
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Wish granted you are a triplet
side note: *go away Anna* lol I love it mastercryomancer
I wish I had a boyfriend
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted, Your boyfriend is so ugly... and now you are married against your will. Yay!
I wish I was awesome and not the word awesome even while dead...
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
wish granted but “awesome” doesn’t exist
I wish that my boyfriend wasn’t ugly
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Congrats, your boyfriend isn't named ugly! And is a really ugly turtle! that you are married to!
I wish Ruby666 would go away....
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Granted. But they'll be back shortly.
I wish I could get back into the swing of things...
wish granted you are now a swing
I wish I could teleport
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue