Twist the Wish

They're out of cake. You get death.

I wish for my cough to go away.

Quote from VitusW >>

They're out of cake. You get death.

I wish for my cough to go away.

 It goes away the moment you pass it on to your closest dearest friend. 

I wish for 10 lbs of fresh ground beef.

Granted. But with that Alpha-Gal Syndrome you got from curing your crustacean allergy, ouch.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

You get a good nights sleep. So deep in fact that you dont wake up

i wish for MonksAreGreat70 to stop trying to murder me with D&D books. And not because he already succeeded.

He stops, because he managed to murder you permanently 

I wish for a suitcase. Why? I don’t know.

Granted. Your dress suit gets a case.

I wish for answers.

I SAID NOT BECAUSE HE SUCEEDED 😡

you get answers to the most obscene questions ever. You can have no other answers besides useless ones.

i wish for a regular sized taco that cannot kill me by crushing or poisoning

Hehe. Ye got ninja'd.

Granted. The taco is filled with slimy anchovies.

I wish for answers once more.

Ugh. Anchovies.

you now get answers through the form of a magic mirror that hates you and every answer you get is incorrect

i wish for the next person who responds to write a short story (3-5 sentences) and share it

Quote from AnnoyedCecaelia >>

Ugh. Anchovies.

you now get answers through the form of a magic mirror that hates you and every answer you get is incorrect

i wish for the next person who responds to write a short story (3-5 sentences) and share it

 Anchovies taste good! Also, I thought you were saying you made that wish not because he already succeeded.

There was a chair. Someone sat on it. The chair broke and they died. The end. That fits the criteria!

I wish for food.

Granted.

A young G was walking down a skibidi road one day when some cheugy bloke came up to him all like, "GYATT man, your drip be bussin, no cap,." So the young G was all "Thank you, bro. Gotta get outta that sigma male grindset, fr fr." Then he took the cheugy bloke's hotdog from his hand. So the cheugy bloke was like, "My man, that's skibidi of you to take my bussin hotdog." And the young G lowered his sunglasses to reply, "Fanum tax, bro."

I wish to not feel tired tomorrow.

You get a food. It just still happens to be alive. It’s food. But to go

i wish for a horde of chickens (idk why)

Granted. You get a horde of cowardly people. (chickens)

I wish for ice cream.

You get ice cream. It happens to be cat food flavored.

i wish for a piece of metal

Granted. It's glowing hot and accidentally brands you.

I wish for the mango in my fridge to taste good.

They taste so good that you die of pleasure. Oh well. At least you died happy

i wish for my piece of metal to go away

Granted. But since it's fused with your skin, that goes too. (Ouch!)

I wish for more knowledge of Gen-Alpha slang for the purpose of causing psychic damage in those that read it.

Oh shoot. Welp.

you now know everything about gen alpha slang but it overloads your brain so badly you cant do anything

i wish for the ability of flight

Granted! Your fight or flight response becomes flight or flight.

I, no cap, wish for my rizzed up knowledge of Gen-Alpha slang, fr fr, to stop its mad skibidi cheugy way of overloading me from ain't doing nothing.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Psychic Damage: 10000000000050056 I CAN'T EVEN READ THAT!

I wish I was a dragon.