You get a pound of poo. Unfortunately for you, the genie is hard of hearing, and mistakes it for a mound of poo. Even more unfortunate, the genie forgot where they put their emergency destruction of the universe button. Even more unfortunate for you, they just so happened to place the mound of poo atop the button.
I wish for fish in a dish with relish. Mmm, delish!
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
There is too much relish, and you drown in your own request.
I wish for one single candy.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
you get one single, universe sized candy. because of the immense size and mass, it creates a giant black hole, the likes of which nobody has seen, nor will see. time, in essence, comes to a complete halt.
i wish for a stable ecosystem, inside a sphere, safe from the black hole
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Your wish has been submitted. Please wait five to ten business days for Genie Incorporated to process and make your wish a reality. And remember: "At Genie Incorporated, your wish is our command!" Sadly, our processing systems are permanently closed for maintenance due to the universe sized black hole that just destroyed reality. If you want, you can pay extra too get Wish +, in order to skip the processing systems all together! In that case, please fill out this form. Sadly, it seems that the printer is offline. Please wait for our Wish Prevention Team to finish the Wish Proofing of Genie Incorporated, in order to keep everyone at the office safe from the giant black hole. On behalf of all of us at Genie Incorporated, I am sincerely sorry for the wait.
I wish for Wish +.
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
Your wish has been submitted. Please wait five to ten business days for Genie Incorporated to process and make your wish a reality. And remember: "At Genie Incorporated, your wish is our command!" Sadly, our processing systems are permanently closed for maintenance due to the universe sized black hole that just destroyed reality. If you want, you can pay extra too get Wish +, in order to skip the processing systems all together! In that case, please fill out this form. Sadly, it seems that the printer is offline. Please wait for our Wish Prevention Team to finish the Wish Proofing of Genie Incorporated, in order to keep everyone at the office safe from the giant black hole. On behalf of all of us at Genie Incorporated, I am sincerely sorry for the wait.
I wish for Wish +.
It costs $1899.99 per month. You cannot stop the subscription. It will take even if you don't have money. The cops cannot be reasoned with. You accidentally committed a crime eventually. You are in prison for life, as you keep on doing the crime even in prison.
I wish on a wish for a fish on a dish that could make a deal that would make me feel like me and be what I shall be and have- (I want estrogennnnN!!@I<@WOJ!LJ: W)
You wish for freedom, but it's already freed, so it's om""
I wish to be Dazzler (X-Men)
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The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
I have no idea who that is so I turn you into a pug. And believe me, turning into a pug is a fate worse than death.
I wish for calcium
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Alright. Have some calcium carbonate. In fact, I've taken the liberty to inject it into your bones! Sadly, cement has calcium Carbonite. Enjoy your cement bones!
I wish for the ability to fall asleep at any time.
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
I don't know what that is, good job you have confused the all-knowing genie. As punishment, you are forced to listen to puns for 100 trillion seconds; you do not live
I wish for puns
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
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Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
Your wish for a wish was granted! You learn D&D's Wish spell. Of course the Weave doesn't exist in the world, so it's utterly useless.
I wish that next Christmas I will receive a can of pink hairspray.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
You get the can. But it's not a spray can. And it's pink paint mixed with bad hairspray.
I wish for my thread to succeed
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
It succeeds... A little too much. Everyone wants to use your thread, like, forever. Soon, all threads are gone and home-brew and the character creation aspects of Dnd beyond are pointless, your thread is enough. The moderators can't even moderate your thread since they're too busy being on it, soon everyone joins dnd beyond just to use your thread. The world halts to a stop. You have the fame, but, was it really worth it?
I wish you to stop being a sonic fan
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Okay! Then again, I never really was a sonic fan to begin with, so your wish did nothing. IT is utterly pointless. What are you doing with your life?
I wish for tar tar sauce to put my pish into so it can swim around and frolic.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Your "pish" is not a fish, therefore it cannot convert the oxygen within the sauce and drowns... I think a regular fish would drown too...
I wish for a special knife to open dark fountains with.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
The knife has 'special' written on it. And if you paint the park's water fountain black, you can use your keys to open a hole to make the fountain 1 foot deeper?
you get a pint of dogs blood ..... in your lungs you suffocate and die
I wish for a pound of poop
You get a pound of poo. Unfortunately for you, the genie is hard of hearing, and mistakes it for a mound of poo. Even more unfortunate, the genie forgot where they put their emergency destruction of the universe button. Even more unfortunate for you, they just so happened to place the mound of poo atop the button.
I wish for fish in a dish with relish. Mmm, delish!
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
There is too much relish, and you drown in your own request.
I wish for one single candy.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
you get one single, universe sized candy. because of the immense size and mass, it creates a giant black hole, the likes of which nobody has seen, nor will see. time, in essence, comes to a complete halt.
i wish for a stable ecosystem, inside a sphere, safe from the black hole
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
Your wish has been submitted. Please wait five to ten business days for Genie Incorporated to process and make your wish a reality. And remember: "At Genie Incorporated, your wish is our command!" Sadly, our processing systems are permanently closed for maintenance due to the universe sized black hole that just destroyed reality. If you want, you can pay extra too get Wish +, in order to skip the processing systems all together! In that case, please fill out this form. Sadly, it seems that the printer is offline. Please wait for our Wish Prevention Team to finish the Wish Proofing of Genie Incorporated, in order to keep everyone at the office safe from the giant black hole. On behalf of all of us at Genie Incorporated, I am sincerely sorry for the wait.
I wish for Wish +.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
It costs $1899.99 per month. You cannot stop the subscription. It will take even if you don't have money. The cops cannot be reasoned with. You accidentally committed a crime eventually. You are in prison for life, as you keep on doing the crime even in prison.
I wish on a wish for a fish on a dish that could make a deal that would make me feel like me and be what I shall be and have- (I want estrogennnnN!!@I<@WOJ!LJ: W)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
The Genie takes pitty on you. You get the femme n emms.
Sadly, the genie mixes up the ingredients, and instead it's 100% francium.
I wish for freedom.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
You wish for freedom, but it's already freed, so it's om""
I wish to be Dazzler (X-Men)
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
I have no idea who that is so I turn you into a pug. And believe me, turning into a pug is a fate worse than death.
I wish for calcium
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Alright. Have some calcium carbonate. In fact, I've taken the liberty to inject it into your bones! Sadly, cement has calcium Carbonite. Enjoy your cement bones!
I wish for the ability to fall asleep at any time.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
You do fall asleep at any time, but certainly not when you desire. You now fall asleep at random during the day.
I wish that I would remember to wish in the future.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
You remember to wish in the far future. When you die for half a second ur alive and remember, so your death is filling with regret.
I wish for the please of the please that 'The Event' happens a lot.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I don't know what that is, good job you have confused the all-knowing genie. As punishment, you are forced to listen to puns for 100 trillion seconds; you do not live
I wish for puns
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden andSalem they are my D&D child.
You have to say puns or die.
I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Your wish for a wish was granted! You learn D&D's Wish spell. Of course the Weave doesn't exist in the world, so it's utterly useless.
I wish that next Christmas I will receive a can of pink hairspray.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
You get the can. But it's not a spray can. And it's pink paint mixed with bad hairspray.
I wish for my thread to succeed
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
It succeeds... A little too much. Everyone wants to use your thread, like, forever. Soon, all threads are gone and home-brew and the character creation aspects of Dnd beyond are pointless, your thread is enough. The moderators can't even moderate your thread since they're too busy being on it, soon everyone joins dnd beyond just to use your thread. The world halts to a stop. You have the fame, but, was it really worth it?
I wish you to stop being a sonic fan
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Okay! Then again, I never really was a sonic fan to begin with, so your wish did nothing. IT is utterly pointless. What are you doing with your life?
I wish for tar tar sauce to put my pish into so it can swim around and frolic.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Your "pish" is not a fish, therefore it cannot convert the oxygen within the sauce and drowns... I think a regular fish would drown too...
I wish for a special knife to open dark fountains with.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
The knife has 'special' written on it. And if you paint the park's water fountain black, you can use your keys to open a hole to make the fountain 1 foot deeper?
I wish e
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.