They don't obey you. "WAIT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!!!!", the seven twist a wish souls:
I wish for the ability to open dark fountains.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
The fountains are made entirely of shadows and therefore disappear completely because of the fact that shadows can’t exist without a shape blocking light. You’re welcome.
I wish for pineapple that is capable of committing homocide on everything except for me and my pets and my parents and immediate family(brother, mother, aunt, uncle, maybe not my sister, grandma and grandpa)
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"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
the pineapple is deeply depressed, as no other pineapples are alive, and it is the only one of its kind. It commits homocide on itself.
I wish for a random political figure to, while they are live on tv, disappear, before reappearing as if nothing happened. Their experience of disappearing while be forgotten by themself, although everyone else remembers it.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
They go on a great hunt to find you, sadly, um, they find you. And that's a bad thing
I wish for cats that can't harm me in any way, or cause me to be harmed
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
I wish for a blueberry. The blueberry cannot kill me, must be in my hand, and the size of a regular blueberry
You said that the blueberry can't kill you, the blueberry stabs you over and over, but you can't die
I wish for a cat to appear in my hand. This cat can't harm me in any way or cause me harm
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
The cat is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tiny
I wish for someone to make me a sandwich
You get a sandwich, sadly, you are the sandwich (CHOMP)
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
The cat is constantly shouting passive-aggressive insults at you. This continues while you sleep, while you are in the bathroom, while you are at work, etc. The cat cannot be ridden of and does not go away. The cat can't be convinced to not insult you. The cat is talking, 24/7, and is always slightly louder than any other noise you hear at the moment, making headphones useless to protect you. The cat will also be louder than the volume at which earbuds block out sound, so those don't work either. The cat is always orbiting around you, making sure you can't run away. If you attempt to attack the cat, the attack will phase through the cat. And if that wasn't bad enough, the cat will attempt to eat your food, bump over cups, and sit on your keyboard, there is no way to stop this, as you cannot attack the cat.
I wish for someone to make a better twist than I did.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
The cat is constantly shouting passive-aggressive insults at you. This continues while you sleep, while you are in the bathroom, while you are at work, etc. The cat cannot be ridden of and does not go away. The cat can't be convinced to not insult you. The cat is talking, 24/7, and is always slightly louder than any other noise you hear at the moment, making headphones useless to protect you. The cat will also be louder than the volume at which earbuds block out sound, so those don't work either. The cat is always orbiting around you, making sure you can't run away. If you attempt to attack the cat, the attack will phase through the cat. And if that wasn't bad enough, the cat will attempt to eat your food, bump over cups, and sit on your keyboard, there is no way to stop this, as you cannot attack the cat.
I wish for someone to make a better twist than I did.
First, that harms me
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
You didn't specify both hands so you forever have one hand
I wish to be killed without being killed
That harmed me
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
you get a wolf but it's rabid and extremely hostile
I WISH for a thorn ring. (no I'm not doing a snow grave)
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator eat RP run repeat you’re all really cool – know that please coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
They don't obey you. "WAIT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!!!!", the seven twist a wish souls:
I wish for the ability to open dark fountains.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
The fountains are made entirely of shadows and therefore disappear completely because of the fact that shadows can’t exist without a shape blocking light. You’re welcome.
I wish for pineapple that is capable of committing homocide on everything except for me and my pets and my parents and immediate family(brother, mother, aunt, uncle, maybe not my sister, grandma and grandpa)
"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
the pineapple is deeply depressed, as no other pineapples are alive, and it is the only one of its kind. It commits homocide on itself.
I wish for a random political figure to, while they are live on tv, disappear, before reappearing as if nothing happened. Their experience of disappearing while be forgotten by themself, although everyone else remembers it.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
They go on a great hunt to find you, sadly, um, they find you. And that's a bad thing
I wish for cats that can't harm me in any way, or cause me to be harmed
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted they are in space.
I wish for a blueberry. The blueberry cannot kill me, must be in my hand, and the size of a regular blueberry
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
You said that the blueberry can't kill you, the blueberry stabs you over and over, but you can't die
I wish for a cat to appear in my hand. This cat can't harm me in any way or cause me harm
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
The cat is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tiny
I wish for someone to make me a sandwich
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
You get a sandwich, sadly, you are the sandwich (CHOMP)
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
The cat is constantly shouting passive-aggressive insults at you. This continues while you sleep, while you are in the bathroom, while you are at work, etc. The cat cannot be ridden of and does not go away. The cat can't be convinced to not insult you. The cat is talking, 24/7, and is always slightly louder than any other noise you hear at the moment, making headphones useless to protect you. The cat will also be louder than the volume at which earbuds block out sound, so those don't work either. The cat is always orbiting around you, making sure you can't run away. If you attempt to attack the cat, the attack will phase through the cat. And if that wasn't bad enough, the cat will attempt to eat your food, bump over cups, and sit on your keyboard, there is no way to stop this, as you cannot attack the cat.
I wish for someone to make a better twist than I did.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
First, that harms me
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
You didn't specify both hands so you forever have one hand
I wish to be killed without being killed
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
G.E.R. If you get the reference I commend you. (it’s not the medical term)
"I have advantage on dex saving throws what could go wrong?"
That harmed me
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
One hand is tied behind your back
I wish for a 🦐
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
You become a strimp
That also harms me, fail
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
You become a giant
I wish for a 🐺
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
you get a wolf but it's rabid and extremely hostile
I WISH for a thorn ring. (no I'm not doing a snow grave)
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted, however the ring is made of metal and its thorns are stuck in your finger’s skin
i wish for my innkeeper to not be racist towards gnomes
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
The innkeeper rethinks his choices, but kicks you out of the inn.
I wish for a precise replica of the deep-space ship Vulture God (read Adrian Tchaikovsky's The Final Architecture series).
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Granted, its 1/144 scale, but extremely detailed
i wish for dragons to be real, any negative outcomes wont change that I’ll be happy with the fact that dragons are real
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning