Granted. "Cept, with inflation et al., it's going to be a hundred bucks, even at the local Walmart.
I wish for someone to tell me why.
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i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
GRANTED but it yells at every single minor disturbance, or anything that does not go the cats way.
I wish for THE PURE NAIL from hollow knight
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
it works, but you are also viewed as a corrupt politician
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm, or annoy me
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
. I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm, or annoy me. and it can not die
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle shall be LEGENDARY!!!!!
unfortunately, this causes humans to adapt to radiation, turning the children of those who experience this tragedy into cancerous blobs. Humanity as we know it, is doomed.
I wish for people to stop saying 67
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
You learn Gen Alpha slang to torture people with, but the only people it tortures are you and your best friends. Now you have no friends and Gen Alpha slang constantly tortures you! It haunts your thoughts, dreams, and the following wish!
I wish every clock says "six-seven" out loud whenever it's 6:07, a.m. and p.m.
P.S. I swear I'm not brain-rotted and I would never really wish for this, I just wanted to highlight VitusW's wish getting twisted. Hee hee :3
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs! I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Not quite out of the closet but still use they/them pronouns! Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard. "We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
Granted. The clocks now ring out "SIX! SEVEN!" at 6:07 and 18:07. They also add on to that phrase with, "SIX! SEVEN! The skibidi mango rizz of this bussin' announcement brought to you by Potato66807 fr fr no cap."
Granted. The clocks now ring out "SIX! SEVEN!" at 6:07 and 18:07. They also add on to that phrase with, "SIX! SEVEN! The skibidi mango rizz of this bussin' announcement brought to you by Potato66807 fr fr no cap."
I wish Potato to join the brainrot.
SAVE US
it Fails
I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm, or annoy me. and it can not die
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm, or annoy me. and it can not die
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
I did I said it was a mointain lion that attacks anyone near you that was your twist
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I did I said it was a mointain lion that attacks anyone near you that was your twist
Ah good one
I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
I did I said it was a mointain lion that attacks anyone near you that was your twist
Ah good one
I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die
The cat arrives in your hand as advertised. However the only way for it to be completely inable to harm or cause harm to anyone else is for everyone else to cease to be!
<as I pop out of existence along with everyone else> I wish you hadn't made that wish!!!!
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Granted. "Cept, with inflation et al., it's going to be a hundred bucks, even at the local Walmart.
I wish for someone to tell me why.
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Granted. Why. Em. Cee. Ayy.
I wish eggs had less cholesterol in them.
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, the excess that is no longer in the eggs has been injected directly into your bloodstream
i wish for the ability to perceive all of time all at once
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
All of it?, um. YAY insanity
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
GRANTED but it yells at every single minor disturbance, or anything that does not go the cats way.
I wish for THE PURE NAIL from hollow knight
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted, but it’s canon size so it looks like an intricate sewing needle
i wish for all corrupt politicians to be publicly humiliated and then publicly executed
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
it works, but you are also viewed as a corrupt politician
i wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm, or annoy me
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted, but it is taken for shots and has to be put down after it bit 3 of the vets
i wish for the mass of a proton to be increased by 1
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
It sadly likes to explode. Goodbye, universe
. I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm, or annoy me. and it can not die
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted, it poses a serious health risk due to it having rabies
i wish that everyone, including myself, gets severe radiation poisoning because one of the elves accidentally filled Santa’s coal bag with uranium-238
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle shall be LEGENDARY!!!!!
unfortunately, this causes humans to adapt to radiation, turning the children of those who experience this tragedy into cancerous blobs. Humanity as we know it, is doomed.
I wish for people to stop saying 67
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted. They stop saying the number sixty-seven. Instead they just say the two digits, 6 7.
I wish to understand this new Gen-Alph slang so I can use it to torture people.
(I know a middle school teacher so was able to ask her what's going on. And she seemed pained at its very mention.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You learn Gen Alpha slang to torture people with, but the only people it tortures are you and your best friends. Now you have no friends and Gen Alpha slang constantly tortures you! It haunts your thoughts, dreams, and the following wish!
I wish every clock says "six-seven" out loud whenever it's 6:07, a.m. and p.m.
P.S. I swear I'm not brain-rotted and I would never really wish for this, I just wanted to highlight VitusW's wish getting twisted. Hee hee :3
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs! I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen.
Not quite out of the closet but still use they/them pronouns!
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard.
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
Granted. The clocks now ring out "SIX! SEVEN!" at 6:07 and 18:07. They also add on to that phrase with, "SIX! SEVEN! The skibidi mango rizz of this bussin' announcement brought to you by Potato66807 fr fr no cap."
I wish Potato to join the brainrot.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
SAVE US
it Fails
I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm, or annoy me. and it can not die
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
I mean if we look at a post made by team cherry saying that hornet can throw her nail up to 30ft we can use that to determine the knight is about 5'5
now about that wish.
granted but since you never specified just what kind of cat, its a mountian lion who attacks anyone near you
I wish obtain all 45 charms from hollow knight and I am not affect by overcharging and have all 11 charm notches
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Because you didn't answer the wish
I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm me in any way, or cause me harm, or annoy me. and it can not die
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
I did I said it was a mointain lion that attacks anyone near you that was your twist
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Ah good one
I wish for a cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
The cat arrives in your hand as advertised. However the only way for it to be completely inable to harm or cause harm to anyone else is for everyone else to cease to be!
<as I pop out of existence along with everyone else> I wish you hadn't made that wish!!!!