I wish for you to consider wishing for the reeducation of homophobes instead of burning down perfectly good living space.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
I consider. But who a cares? FIRE! BURN! ARSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL STAB STAB STAB FIRE! I wish for OwO to be put in everyone's name for 7 days gay.
I leave you alone for eight hours and you're burning down homophobes' houses? #1, that's illegal. #2, it's not nice. #3, maybe the owner of the house is homophobic but not the entire household! And what about apartments?
RageGuy's wish is granted, and now Aspen so strongly considers this that it permeates their every thought and they can never focus on anything except this ever again. Tarasque, your wish is also granted, and now everyone's name contains "OwO" for seven days gay. But "days gay" is not a real measurement of time, so the OwO in everyone's names disappears just as quickly as it had appeared.
I wish for Tarasque to be less violent.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
No! Arson is bad! It displaces people and can kill them. And it's illegal, so it'll get you in jail.
Arson is a lose-lose situation.
So, fine, more houses burn down, and they're all gingerbread houses.
I wish for fifteen Elphaba Cookie Soulstones.
Kudos to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
I wish for people to stop wishing for abstract concepts.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
you get those colors but they become inverse at random intervals.
I wish for cyan, slate, mauve, and turquoise
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
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The genie puts you on the sun since you didn't wish
I wish to have a wish
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Wish granted! Your wish was to have a wish, which you did. You have no wish now.
I wish for arson on homophobes houses to be legal
Ello friendo! I’m Aspen/ celeste, but people also call me asp, aspy, cele, and murder child!
I only murder people occasionally!
Sorlock fanatic & Arboreal Masterpiece
Any pronouns
Best friendos: Bananer, gato, and a buncha other people!
My guy how am I supposed to twist that.
Actually, I can.
You are now a homophobe
I wish for you to consider wishing for the reeducation of homophobes instead of burning down perfectly good living space.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
I consider. But who a cares? FIRE! BURN! ARSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL STAB STAB STAB FIRE!
I wish for OwO to be put in everyone's name for 7 days gay.
Sig but long ^w^
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I leave you alone for eight hours and you're burning down homophobes' houses?
#1, that's illegal. #2, it's not nice. #3, maybe the owner of the house is homophobic but not the entire household! And what about apartments?
RageGuy's wish is granted, and now Aspen so strongly considers this that it permeates their every thought and they can never focus on anything except this ever again.
Tarasque, your wish is also granted, and now everyone's name contains "OwO" for seven days gay. But "days gay" is not a real measurement of time, so the OwO in everyone's names disappears just as quickly as it had appeared.
I wish for Tarasque to be less violent.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
They become more violent
I wish for more houses to burn down
Hello! Call me GAYto or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
No! Arson is bad! It displaces people and can kill them. And it's illegal, so it'll get you in jail.
Arson is a lose-lose situation.
So, fine, more houses burn down, and they're all gingerbread houses.
I wish for fifteen Elphaba Cookie Soulstones.
Kudos to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Wicked?
I wish for more real houses to burn down, just most of the houses
Hello! Call me GAYto or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN
I wish for people to stop wishing for arson
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Okay, They start wishing for death instead!
Hello! Call me GAYto or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
I wish for death
Hello! Call me GAYto or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
no
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Wish for something
Hello! Call me GAYto or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
Granted! You die.
I wish for the color green.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?
HOW?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Granted, you get green, you become green.
I wish for people to stop wishing for abstract concepts.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Nope!
I wish for pink, white, purple, black and blue
Hello! Call me GAYto or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
NO
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
you get those colors but they become inverse at random intervals.
I wish for cyan, slate, mauve, and turquoise
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.