Your spirit is broken, not your mental state or your physical body
I wish for gloves
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
You get a potato battery with the core of a sarcastic, sentient, murderous AI named GLaDOS plugged into it. (if you don't know that is a Portal 2 thing.)
I wish to be Tiamat.
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ALL HAIL TIAMAT
I have 15 game systems and 60+ video games.
I also may or may not still be playing Skyrim for XBOX 360 (and PC) in 2026
YOU BECOME AN ASPECT OF TIAMAT. that's close enough right?
I wish 10th level spells to be in DND 5e
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You receive a book entitled "All You Never Wanted to Know About Your Left Hand." It is amazingly accurate, detailing things about your left hand that you really, really did not want to know, things that haunt you for the rest of your life now that you do know.
This wish will be granted with no twist. It's mainly for readability, that's why it was designed that why. I also like it because it looks goofy and funny. Oh and actually I lied, you're now forced to use comic sans. (Haha suprise twist)
This wish will be granted with no twist. It's mainly for readability, that's why it was designed that why. I also like it because it looks goofy and funny. Oh and actually I lied, you're now forced to use comic sans. (Haha suprise twist)
I wish for a pair of plyers.
Granted, you get a device that fires boards of plywood at Mach 10. Since it's a pair, your sworn enemy gets one too and you can both have a big plywood battle. (Ply is short for plywood) Alternatively, ply also means to work, so you and your sworn enemy both get a job.
I wish my code was less spaghetti-like.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
This wish will be granted with no twist. It's mainly for readability, that's why it was designed that why. I also like it because it looks goofy and funny. Oh and actually I lied, you're now forced to use comic sans. (Haha suprise twist)
I wish for a pair of plyers.
Granted, you get a device that fires boards of plywood at Mach 10. Since it's a pair, your sworn enemy gets one too and you can both have a big plywood battle. (Ply is short for plywood) Alternatively, ply also means to work, so you and your sworn enemy both get a job.
I wish my code was less spaghetti-like.
*win win eitherway, I might have 2 jobs now yippie*
Granted, your code isn't spaghetti-like. It's now linguine-like.
I wish for a sword collection that doesn't kill me.
Granted, You get a poorly wrapped present the same size as a 5e Player's Handbook. On it, there is a note that says "for Life" on it. On a section where there isn't wrapping paper, you can see that it is a D&D 5e 2014 Players Handbook.
I wish to actually be not sealed down in hell so I can cause problems on the material plane.
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ALL HAIL TIAMAT
I have 15 game systems and 60+ video games.
I also may or may not still be playing Skyrim for XBOX 360 (and PC) in 2026
Granted, you are not sealed in hell. You are teleported to a realm outside of the natural universe, and hell in now sealed in you. Due to the intense and immense heat, it still causes the same pain as hell, and you are now even more secluded.
I wish for a singular true moment of reprieve from AI
You can no longer talk unless you use the words used by other people on this thread and it must be 20 words only
I wish to wish for a wish so I can wish for more wishes so I can wish to wish for a wish so I can wish for more wishes so I can wish to wish for a wish so I can wish for more wishes so I can wish
... I stopped paying attention half way through. uh you get on wish from that wish you used. which means you never gained or lost a wish.
I wish I had less things to complain about
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You get a pet sized cuthulu then your brain explodes cause you can comprehend the wish
icwish to be god
You wish to be god, you are now the god of extremely small dust particles. Congrats.
I wish to see a god and not to be changed physically or mentally by doing so.
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
Your spirit is broken, not your mental state or your physical body
I wish for gloves
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
The gloves you wished for is filled with pure sodium and water, you lose your hand in the explosion.
*Ha my spirits already broken :'(*
I wish for a singular normal potato that isn't magical and/or fantastical
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
You get a potato battery with the core of a sarcastic, sentient, murderous AI named GLaDOS plugged into it. (if you don't know that is a Portal 2 thing.)
I wish to be Tiamat.
ALL HAIL TIAMAT
I have 15 game systems and 60+ video games.
I also may or may not still be playing Skyrim for XBOX 360 (and PC) in 2026
Also, please visit My WordPress Blog
YOU BECOME AN ASPECT OF TIAMAT. that's close enough right?
I wish 10th level spells to be in DND 5e
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
You are Tiamat you are promptly attack by a band of level 20 adventurers and baphumut and sealed down in hell
i wish to be wanted
*Ah the ninja,. I'm doing both of you then*
1st: You WISH at a 10th level spell slot for 10th level spell slots to exist. They now do and only you can use them, but you die from the recoil
2nd: you're wanted :)...in the wild west, dead and alive (you bouta be a zombie)
I wish for a handbook for life
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
You receive a book entitled "All You Never Wanted to Know About Your Left Hand." It is amazingly accurate, detailing things about your left hand that you really, really did not want to know, things that haunt you for the rest of your life now that you do know.
I wish to know why some people like that font.
This wish will be granted with no twist. It's mainly for readability, that's why it was designed that why. I also like it because it looks goofy and funny. Oh and actually I lied, you're now forced to use comic sans. (Haha suprise twist)
I wish for a pair of plyers.
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
Granted, you get a device that fires boards of plywood at Mach 10. Since it's a pair, your sworn enemy gets one too and you can both have a big plywood battle. (Ply is short for plywood) Alternatively, ply also means to work, so you and your sworn enemy both get a job.
I wish my code was less spaghetti-like.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*win win eitherway, I might have 2 jobs now yippie*
Granted, your code isn't spaghetti-like. It's now linguine-like.
I wish for a sword collection that doesn't kill me.
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
You get a sword collection that doesn't kill you, but are then murdered by an angry mob jealous of your sword collection.
I wish I understood what the hell my feelings mean.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Granted, You get a poorly wrapped present the same size as a 5e Player's Handbook. On it, there is a note that says "for Life" on it. On a section where there isn't wrapping paper, you can see that it is a D&D 5e 2014 Players Handbook.
I wish to actually be not sealed down in hell so I can cause problems on the material plane.
ALL HAIL TIAMAT
I have 15 game systems and 60+ video games.
I also may or may not still be playing Skyrim for XBOX 360 (and PC) in 2026
Also, please visit My WordPress Blog
Granted, you are not sealed in hell. You are teleported to a realm outside of the natural universe, and hell in now sealed in you. Due to the intense and immense heat, it still causes the same pain as hell, and you are now even more secluded.
I wish for a singular true moment of reprieve from AI
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
Granted, all AI databases simultaneously turn into big mounds of mashed potatoes.
I wish my wish was a palindrome
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted "I wish my wish was a palindrome I emordinlap a saw hsiw ym hsiw I" detnarG
*Yay ai centers are gone now yippie, we now can feed people with the large amounts of mash potatoes*
I wish that when my wish is granted, it is both made up of other people's messages from this thread, and also at least 20 words long.
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
You can no longer talk unless you use the words used by other people on this thread and it must be 20 words only
I wish to wish for a wish so I can wish for more wishes so I can wish to wish for a wish so I can wish for more wishes so I can wish to wish for a wish so I can wish for more wishes so I can wish
... I stopped paying attention half way through. uh you get on wish from that wish you used. which means you never gained or lost a wish.
I wish I had less things to complain about
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Everything disappears
I Wis-