Granted, now when you're drawing, you can use some wild shapes, like a Hexacontakaiheptagon, or a Tetrahectaicosikainonagon. (Both are real polygons btw, bonus points to the poster below me if they can answer what numbers they are)
I wish I could calculate any math problem just using my mind.
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Granted, it was never real, but then you would have no reason to wish for this, so now you've never made this wish, therefore QVC shopping network exists again, but then you made the wish, so it doesn't... In the end, the universe decides to kill you to end the paradox
I wish I could see Hamilton on Broadway NYC with the original cast
Granted, but now you spend all your time thinking up wishes. You never go to work, eventually run out of money and are forced to live on the streets due to the sheer amount of brainpower dedicated to thinking up wishes, none of which will ever come true because you never meet a genie.
I wish the book I recommended for my library would finish being processed today.
You are now a DM as a full-time job, DM as in a Destroyer Minelayer ship, meaning you can finally live out your dreams of being a navy warship, yay!
I wish I could turn off and back on my fears by just thinking about it, but I still understood that I can't just never turn on the fear cause that'd be bad
Granted! But one day when you're flying down the street you decide to fly across a busy road because nothing bad will happen if you get hit with a car. ;)
I Wish every Human agrees that the D&D Ranger class is neither broken, underpowered nor underwhelming.
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every human believes that, but now all humans are imprisoned and their opinions do not matter anymore and since you haven't specified any of the other races then all the other races still believe that the ranger class is broken, underpowered and/or underwhelming.
...Granted? I mean, you get literally nothing out of this wish, considering it only affects itself, so I think you played yourself more than I could get out of twisting it.
I wish people stopped thinking I was a bird and/or Aarakocra
You don't die. Your character does! (People keep making this really easy by not saying 'my character' instead of 'me'.)
I wish that everyone in the world got to pick one superpower and have that for life. Except politicians. And criminals. Which is basically the same thing.
Granted. Lot's of people chose immortality, so now the world is getting more overpopulated. Others chose mindreading, so now your thoughts are no longer safe. Still more, while not criminals at the time, can't help but use their new powers for evil and profit and we have an upsurge in supervillainy, matched by an increase in superheroes, turning the cities into war zones as the telekinetics throw property around and the pyrokinetics burn everything down. In short, the world is in total chaos now.
On the topic of superpowers though, I wish I had the ability to shapeshift in real life analogous to the changeling's ability in D&D.
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Granted, now when you're drawing, you can use some wild shapes, like a Hexacontakaiheptagon, or a Tetrahectaicosikainonagon. (Both are real polygons btw, bonus points to the poster below me if they can answer what numbers they are)
I wish I could calculate any math problem just using my mind.
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Send help pleaseYou can gain the ability to do it but it cause your mind to explode (literally)
I wish I could buy the ghost of salt marsh
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Granted! You've just bought the ghost of saltmarsh. Which will be arriving at my door in two days. Thanks! Can't wait!
I wish for the next person to make up my wish for me.
Okay I wish for you that Saltmarsh was online and not the book
I wish that I was rich
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Wish granted you are rich in calories and low in trans fats
I wish that QVC shopping network was never real
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Granted, it was never real, but then you would have no reason to wish for this, so now you've never made this wish, therefore QVC shopping network exists again, but then you made the wish, so it doesn't... In the end, the universe decides to kill you to end the paradox
I wish I could see Hamilton on Broadway NYC with the original cast
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Send help pleaseYou can see the future, but only exactly 12472 years into the future.
I wish I was better at making wishes
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Send help pleaseYou become better at making wishes for a seconds
I wish I was better at thinking up wishes
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Granted, but now you spend all your time thinking up wishes. You never go to work, eventually run out of money and are forced to live on the streets due to the sheer amount of brainpower dedicated to thinking up wishes, none of which will ever come true because you never meet a genie.
I wish the book I recommended for my library would finish being processed today.
The book is proceeded today, and Is immediately reserved for the next 3 months by someone else.
i wish being a DM could be a full time career for me
You are now a DM as a full-time job, DM as in a Destroyer Minelayer ship, meaning you can finally live out your dreams of being a navy warship, yay!
I wish I could turn off and back on my fears by just thinking about it, but I still understood that I can't just never turn on the fear cause that'd be bad
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Send help pleaseGranted! But one day when you're flying down the street you decide to fly across a busy road because nothing bad will happen if you get hit with a car. ;)
I Wish every Human agrees that the D&D Ranger class is neither broken, underpowered nor underwhelming.
Player Characters: Wes Wisetune, Halfling Bard; Zook Beren, Gnome Diviner; Cael, Eladrin Wild Mage; Sir Sammal, Kenku Cavalier; & Mitchell Giovanni, Human Conjuror.
every human believes that, but now all humans are imprisoned and their opinions do not matter anymore and since you haven't specified any of the other races then all the other races still believe that the ranger class is broken, underpowered and/or underwhelming.
i wish that D&D adventurer's league took away the advancement checkpoint, treasure checkpoint and seasonal rule(https://merricb.com/2019/04/26/on-the-new-seasonality-rules-for-the-dd-adventurers-league/) rules
Your wish is granted but even more complex, confusing and annoying rules replace them.
I wish my wish isn't twisted in any way, by anyone, at any time.
...Granted? I mean, you get literally nothing out of this wish, considering it only affects itself, so I think you played yourself more than I could get out of twisting it.
I wish people stopped thinking I was a bird and/or Aarakocra
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Send help pleaseNo one thinks you're a bird/Aarakocra. People only think your profile picture is one.
I wish that I could think of a good plot for the book I'm kind of writing at the moment, and then write it down and get accepted by a publisher.
Granted, but the publisher is Mills and Boone. What? Some people find it good!
I wish I wouldn't die in the D&D session that I'll be attending in half an hour. I'm the cleric. Dyin's no good for me.
You don't die. Your character does! (People keep making this really easy by not saying 'my character' instead of 'me'.)
I wish that everyone in the world got to pick one superpower and have that for life. Except politicians. And criminals. Which is basically the same thing.
Granted. Lot's of people chose immortality, so now the world is getting more overpopulated. Others chose mindreading, so now your thoughts are no longer safe. Still more, while not criminals at the time, can't help but use their new powers for evil and profit and we have an upsurge in supervillainy, matched by an increase in superheroes, turning the cities into war zones as the telekinetics throw property around and the pyrokinetics burn everything down. In short, the world is in total chaos now.
On the topic of superpowers though, I wish I had the ability to shapeshift in real life analogous to the changeling's ability in D&D.