You are teleported in what is essentially empty space, to float around in for 3 days before teleporting back, you are very bored, you see a cosmic whale once, but nothing else.
Tiamat is dead for a year or so but then comes back from the grave and kills you in some horrible gruesome way (she has discorperatuon, which translates to you can’t kill her)
I wish that I could cast all 9th level spells at will without expending a spell slot!
But everyone in your D&D group(s) calls you a cheater for being able to do that at 1st level, with no real excuse besides ”Oh I wished for it from a genie”, so while you can, no one will ever play with you if you do.
I wish I had a very cute, and very nice girlfriend, who has nice and understanding friends, and nice and understanding parents.
you start studying for an exam but it is about procrastination and requires you to procrastinate studying to get an experience of procrastination, and as such you are now procrastinating again.
i wish that i could finally finish my dnd adventure
Granted!
You can never have a wish again.
(You need to make a wish)
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseOh, sorry. I wish to be immune to the negative both the mental and physical negative effects of the far realm and go on a 3-day research trip there!
You are teleported in what is essentially empty space, to float around in for 3 days before teleporting back, you are very bored, you see a cosmic whale once, but nothing else.
I wish I had the Actor feat in real life
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseWish granted!
You become so good at acting that you forget how to act natural and now you can't not do impressions!
(Once again, say a wish)
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help please(fek) I wish to get a red dragon girlfriend (I am a simple man).
But you're a horrible dancer, also, the music is the worst EDM you've ever heard, and the disco lights are actually closer to strobe lights
I wish I had a Bag of holding in real life, that worked like it does in base D&D 5E, with no homebrew
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseYou fall into it and it seals, trapping you in there until you die of suffocation.
I wish to be a god.
Zargorth Dakzonar, High Elf Sorceror
you become the god of cockroaches
i wish i had killed Tiamat
Wish granted!
Tiamat is dead for a year or so but then comes back from the grave and kills you in some horrible gruesome way (she has discorperatuon, which translates to you can’t kill her)
I wish that I could cast all 9th level spells at will without expending a spell slot!
But everyone in your D&D group(s) calls you a cheater for being able to do that at 1st level, with no real excuse besides ”Oh I wished for it from a genie”, so while you can, no one will ever play with you if you do.
I wish I had a very cute, and very nice girlfriend, who has nice and understanding friends, and nice and understanding parents.
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseyou start studying for an exam but it is about procrastination and requires you to procrastinate studying to get an experience of procrastination, and as such you are now procrastinating again.
i wish that i could finally finish my dnd adventure
you finish it and no body wants to play with you again.
i wish for another wish
you get a wish that can't ever be used
i wish for the same wish as he person above me but i can use my wish for anything i want and it won't get twisted
But the genie you're asking the wish from disappears right before you can actually wish for what you want to wish for, so you can't actually use it
I wish I enjoyed eating all different kinds of food that is enjoyed in parts of the world
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseGranted, your level of confidence is now 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001 higher than it was before!
i wish that I could decide on a character idea.
Player Characters: Wes Wisetune, Halfling Bard; Zook Beren, Gnome Diviner; Cael, Eladrin Wild Mage; Sir Sammal, Kenku Cavalier; & Mitchell Giovanni, Human Conjuror.