Done. No one ever uses it though, so it becomes entirely forgotten.

I wish the new Eberron content wasn't nerfed so much on release.

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Done. No one ever uses it though, so it becomes entirely forgotten.

I wish the new Eberron content wasn't nerfed so much on release.

 Granted. Instead it will be really cool, but won't be released until 2050.

I wish it was supper time already.

Wish granted. It’s supper time but there’s no food.

I wish for a platinum sword.

Granted. To bad it's cursed and reflects all damage you deal back to you.

I wish teleportation pods were real and the standard method of distant travel.

Ok, You are a teleporter tester for a new kind, and it rips you to shreds

I wish I could be a player AND a DM.

Granted! You're also the only player though.

I wish cats had 7 eyes.

Granted but cats are now beholders with 7 eyes that try to kill you

I with I had all the wishes on this thread without getting killed

Granted. You get all the bad things happening to you, But instead of getting killed, there is a maximum security prison with no food that you have to stay in for 50 years whenever the bad wishes say you die.

I wish I had an infinite amount of Coker spaniels (That won't attempt to kill me)

Granted. The earth is now overrun by so many dogs that there is not enough oxygen to sustain life.

I wish Sakurai put himself in Smash Bros as the 5th DLC character.

Granted Sakurai is a playable character it only costs $702 billion  for it as DLC though.

I wish that I never cast this wish that i'm casting now.

Granted! In your attempt to create a paradox, you simply don't get a wish.
Genie Rule 274: Any paradoxical wishes will be considered invalidated and expended.

I wish bananas were naturally translucent.

Fine then now all males are translucent

I wish for the next persons twist the wish post to be backwards.

Oh come on! That was the challenge!

Whats your wish?

I wished that the next person's wish would be granted by a Benevolent Genie as opposed to the Jackasses we keep having appear

Fine then it’s a benevolent Genie but it can only understand words that are less than 3 letters long.

I wish to be able to instantly tell if I would enjoy a game from seeing its cover once.

Granted, but if you'd enjoy the game, you can't play it.

I wish I could shapeshift.

You never specified anything to shapeshifter into.

I wish I could DM properly!!!

Granted! You finally learn how to send direct messages on twitter!

I wish stone was edible and 1kg provided enough nutrients for an adult human's healthy diet.

Granted, stone is now edible yet it’s so hard you can’t eat it without breaking you’re teeth.

I wish for a group of players that role play.