Granted. Now all the politicians becomes Homo.......  ( some of those cannot be due to [Dangerous sexual explicit case] )

I wish I had more than 1 life to live.....

But you used it one life ago.

I wish for psionic powers.

Granted but you got your new powers exactly the same way as Dr. Manhattan. ☢

I wish my next Character could be Rorschach.

Granted, I just went in and changed Jamlimin's name to Rorschach in the DIA campaign.  You're welcome. 

I wish work could be a fun and exciting place I could look forward to going to.

Granted. Now you get a job, BUT............................. one of your companions steal all your tools.

I wish I has abilities to knock-knock on the Heaven's door, and quickily sneak the key.

you are teleported to the outside of an tavern known as "the heavens door", you can do whatever you want here...

i wish i had the relenvant information and understandig of the C# programing language to finish the video game i am making

You are granted this information and understanding and are able to finish your video game.  However, video games are a thing of the past.  We now immerse ourselves in a virtual world and your game is not compatible with this new technology.

I wish I wasn't hairy!

granted. at some point in the past, you had less hair than you do now

i wish for an means of greatly increasing my mental capacity without this interfering with my current personality, my memories, my capacity for emotion or my ability to physically interact with the world

Your mental capacity increases.  However, you are now unable to fix your misspelled signature or change your profile picture.

I wish Sans was in Smash Bros.

Granted, someone named Sans is in a pit smashing his brothers.

I wish for more good books to read.

You get the books but permanently lose the ability to read.

I wish more people would quote the quote chain

Quote from Gandalf_The_Gray >>

You get the books but permanently lose the ability to read.

I wish more people would quote the quote chain

 Granted, only this one, though

I wish I could win in Last Comment

Quote from LeviRocks >>

Quote from Gandalf_The_Gray >>

You get the books but permanently lose the ability to read.

I wish more people would quote the quote chain

 Granted, only this one, though

I wish I could win in Last Comment

 Granted, every time you post in Last Comment, you are a true winner.

I wish to be ready for game night this weekend and quit obsessing over the small details of organization I can't seem to get past.

You do, but then you realize last night was game night.  A whole week of waiting! D:<

I wish someone would open a forum dedicated to the quote chain.

Granted, I twist it by making rules. Quote Chain

I wish for people to participate in the thread noted above.

 I shall be nice by not twisting that wish, though I will still grant it!

I wish I knew how to solve a rubix cube

Granted, you unlock the mystery of the Rubik's cube as glittering light fills the room you are in and you are lifted above the ground by a rushing wind.  At once you see, feel and know EVERYTHING.  The universe is at your fingertips.  With every cube turned, you now answer the cries of the void.  As quickly as the power and knowledge were yours, it becomes stripped away as you lose pristine concentration.  One small move, millions devastated.  The universe instantly becomes just a blimp in an otherwise pixelated screen of other universes.  All existence as we know, is gone, but our absence won't even be noticed.

I wish for The Batman Who Laughs to make an appearance in forum...somewhere.  

he does, in a fictional world

I rewish my last wish because the grant was null

Granted, you cast a re-wish of a wish that was nulled and void.  At first you don't notice anything, but then like a hadron collider, particulates start spinning around around in a giant circle around you at incredible speed.  You see quantum spheres appear as reality distorts.  You reach out to grab one as everything goes dark.  You are falling.  The environment is so quiet and peaceful, but also so loud you feel your eardrums could bust. A trickle of blood drips from your nose as you start spinning in the utter darkness.  The only thing you can see is your arms stretched out before you and the blood on the back of your hand from wiping the blood from your nose.  You scream, "I take back my re-wish!!"  The black hole just laughs in response and says, "no take backs!"

I wish people could find a hope worth living for.  I wish loneliness was itself a stranger.  I wish...that all life felt a purpose in being.

Granted, everyone now has 48 hours to live, unless they can all get along with each other. They all feel a purpose of being trapped inside a giant gelatinous cube.  You have doomed all of humanity!