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Granted, everyone now has 48 hours to live, unless they can all get along with each other. They all feel a purpose of being trapped inside a giant gelatinous cube.  You have doomed all of humanity!

 your wish? is this it? is this the last post of twist the wish? the one to rule them all?

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Granted, everyone now has 48 hours to live, unless they can all get along with each other. They all feel a purpose of being trapped inside a giant gelatinous cube.  You have doomed all of humanity!

 your wish? is this it? is this the last post of twist the wish? the one to rule them all?

 I wish I had remembered to make a wish!

LOL you can't wish to change the past.

I wish more people would respect my godhood (goddesshood?)

Granted, more people start respecting your immaculate taste in hoodies to the extent you start a hoodie revolution and you are henceforth referred to the goddess of hoodies, with your own line of goddess hoods. 

I wish I could remember the face of a person I used to know.

https://www.google.com/search?q=somebody+that+i+used+to+know&rlz=1CACVLN_enUS870&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjq75e2q97nAhVBeawKHRfUAVYQ_AUICygC&biw=1310&bih=665&dpr=1&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=BtxHrcd-yYVOiM

I wish the Xanathar would buy my hoodies. :3

Granted, but he only sends assorted staff members to buy the hoodies to build his collection.  You never meet him and you never know that he secretly hoards your collection.

I wish I could get that song out of my head now....

Granted, but it takes a mind flayer.

I wish for a burrito dog?

You get a Hot Dog...? in a burrito

I wish the Xanathar would make me the fashion advisor of his servants

Granted. You get a boutique of a fashion dress, just for you and only you.

I wish all the humans could be turned into brainless corpses..........

P.D. :   dannng ...................... some are yet turned into brainless zombies... hahahaha

humans are now able to be turned into brainless corpses, with the press of an button, but i will not tell you were the button is

i wish i had the spell true polymorph

Granted. You are actually polymorphed into an spaguetti, so a woman catches you & drops you on a soup's bowl.......

I wish I could eat that soup................   xDD

. . .no

Legendary Resistance: 2/3 charges

I wish to have an ancient black dragon guarding my castle

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. . .no

Legendary Resistance: 2/3 charges

I wish to have an ancient black dragon guarding my castle

 granted, he was arround at the birth of the universe. He is frail as a result of his advanced age, he seems to constantly be on the verge of having a heart attack, is extremely rasist and sexist, constantly talks about how things were better "back in his day" and how "kids these days need to learn some manners"

i wish that some mage would arrive to my location, dispel the true polymorph spell affecting me and then immedeatly decide to sudenly cast wish in an attempt to remove Gandalf_The_Gray's ledgendary resistance thus triggering the anger of the goddess of the quote chain...

Granted, however the mage true polymorphs you into a flumph, and as for the second part... 

. . .no

Legendary Resistance: 1/3 charges

I wish to have a dragon with the Ancient Black Dragon stat block guarding my castle

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Granted, however the mage true polymorphs you into a flumph, and as for the second part... 

. . .no

Legendary Resistance: 1/3 charges

I wish to have a dragon with the Ancient Black Dragon stat block guarding my castle

 first of all, are you not going to murderize the wizard for even attempting such a thing against you?

also granted, but the dragon who uses the ancient black dragon stat block is an young pesudodragon with adhd and attention problems, so he is really good at combat but good luck having him actiually focus on such an boring task for long

since i am now an neutral good flumph, i wish that there was an magical ward across the entire earth that prevented true polymorph from being used in means that cause unjust suffering towards other creatures. this includes stuff such as using magical secrets to create an creature who you intend to cause unjust suffering to, or turning creatures into gibbering mouthers 

OK but it doesn't do anything against unjust torture

I wish that wizard was turned into a newt. Once that happens I stomp it

Granted, but it gets better.

I wish for the Tarrasque to be able to be targeted by ranged attacks.

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Granted, but it gets better.

I wish for the Tarrasque to be able to be targeted by ranged attacks.

 granted, but it kinda was already able to be targeted by normal ranged weapon attacks, and the wish does not target magic ranged attacks

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OK but it doesn't do anything against unjust torture

I wish that wizard was turned into a newt. Once that happens I stomp it

 well as long as the target does not concent to torture, and the willing creates the creature with the intent of torturing them the ward should still work

i wish that dealing with fish in suspicious ways was always legal, no matter where in the world i am

Granted, but you are currently floating in the void of space.

I wish for the sun to be compressed to the point where it would become a supernova, and the teleport inside of jupiter's core.

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Granted, but you are currently floating in the void of space.

I wish for the sun to be compressed to the point where it would become a supernova, and the teleport inside of jupiter's core.

 i would try to subvert the wish, but i have no idea what you are even trying to accomplish by detroying the solar system and also jupiter so i will not even try