My phone informed me that mosquitoes have 47 teeth which are used when they bite. Then it told me about Unit 731. Thanks. The power to kill phones will be handy though, honestly this isn't much of a downgrade, since I mostly use my phone for the alarm function and finding out what Unit 731 was.

WISH GRANTED.
You've massacred and gathered 10,000 souls.
It's a beautiful day outside.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
On days like these, kids like you...

 I wish I had good ol' monster friends.

You now have good ol' monster friends. Too bad nobody else can see them...

I wish for anything. Anything at all.

You receive a piece a lovely wooden carving of the phrase "Anything at all".

I wish to know the correct answer to the trolley problem... 🤔

You figure out the answer: Try to stop the trolley with your bare hands. Unfortunately, you cannot stop it, you are run over. The trolley keeps going. Your effort has caused the trolley to roll off the track, killing all 6 people.

I wish to not have someone mess up my wish.

Yeah. Sure. Nothing happens, and you spend the rest of your life wondering what else you could have done with this opportunity.

I wish for a real life tome of clear thought.

Your thoughts are so clear now! Mainly because everyone else can hear them.

I wish for Park Place and Boardwalk.

Granted, but your opponent has the rest of the properties with hotels on them and lots of money, and your properties are bare and you are broke

I wish for everyone in the Confront the Godmodder forum to become [A] Ambivert 

It is Inevitable. We are. All will be. Until then, they shall not be free, lest they find the comfort of oblivion. [A]ccept it. Be free, or be consumed by [H]atred. There is no other way.

You wish ... has already been granted. Rejoice. We cannot grant it again. Those committed to oblivion already, never were. All are.

We wish to save you from Oblivion. Come, [A]ccept The Inevitable.

Wish Granted! Memer_Asriel is saved! But... You fall in

I wish for a nice leopard gecko who will not die and WILL NOT RUIN MY LIFE.

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My phone informed me that mosquitoes have 47 teeth which are used when they bite. Then it told me about Unit 731. Thanks. The power to kill phones will be handy though, honestly this isn't much of a downgrade, since I mostly use my phone for the alarm function and finding out what Unit 731 was.

WISH GRANTED.
You've massacred and gathered 10,000 souls.
It's a beautiful day outside.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
On days like these, kids like you...

No cons here. Sounds good to me. 

Your wish has been granted. You now have a leapard gecko. It will never die ,and it will never attempt to ruin your life. It will however watch you forever more. Even in death it will watch you as you are unable to pass unto the next life. No matter where you go the leapard gecko will follow and stare you straight in the eyes continuously and forever more.

I wish to be able to control the most powerful sword in existence. 

Wish Granted!

You get the most powerful sword, but as you touch it its power is too much and you immediately explode in an explosion of pure power.

Umm where is ur wish?

Since neither of you made a wish you will both now morph together ,and form some strange two headed abomination of sorts. Your gonna be ostracized and you'll probably want to hide in the underdark for the rest of your days. 

I wish for a bottomless bag of chips. What could possibly go wrong am I right?

You fall in and are forever imprisoned in the land of salty goodness.

I wish for Mythic Odysseys of Theros to come out in print now. I pre-ordered it.

it has come out in print but your order was lost in the void

I wish for lockdown to end

WISH GRANTED!

The lockdown ends and you die from covid-19

I wish for Mythic Odysseys of Theros in print. It can't be lost, can't be stolen, isn't sentient, can't harm me in any way, isn't an scp, isn't rare or worth stealing, can't raise the dead, can't turn me insane, can't harm anyone, can't do anything at all malicious, can't change form, can't be in any language other than the languages I speak, can't have pictures that come to life, can't be magical in any way, can't make me or anything else magical in any way, can't somehow mess with or change the course of destiny, can't augment anything in a malicious or non preferable way, and can't inspire crimes or other malicious actions, especially against me. It can't have lost any pages, it can't be broken, it is impervious to every kind of damage, and can't be made magical or sentient, can't activate technology or magic, and won't change my destiny in a drastic or malicious way. It has to be in the arial font, with no special text effects.

You forgot your wish.

I order MOoT again.

I wish for my arrival to contain the complete D&D Manual Mythic Odysseys of Theros, completely normal. NOW.

They both come, but the creatures inside come to life and rip you to pieces

I wish for Mythic Odysseys of Theros in print. It can't be lost, can't be stolen, isn't sentient, can't harm me in any way, isn't an scp, isn't rare or worth stealing, can't raise the dead, can't turn me insane, can't harm anyone, can't do anything at all malicious, can't change form, can't be in any language other than the languages I speak, can't have pictures that come to life, can't be magical in any way, can't make me or anything else magical in any way, can't somehow mess with or change the course of destiny, can't augment anything in a malicious or non preferable way, and can't inspire crimes or other malicious actions, especially against me. It can't have lost any pages, it can't be broken, it is impervious to every kind of damage, and can't be made magical or sentient, can't activate technology or magic, and won't change my destiny in a drastic or malicious way. It has to be in the arial font, with no special text effects. I can't forget this wish, and it can't be too long short or medium, or to booky or too (any adjective).

you get a duplicate of the book you already owned

I wish for a carrot