I wish to not need to make a wish just so someone can mess it up.
Your wish is hereby granted! You are no longer required to make a wish, and as such are eliminated from the thread. Unfortunately, by erasing your past and present wishes, the magical moments of your childhood suddenly flash before your eyes, and vanish from existence. All that remains is a bog standard past; you never received that boost of luck necessary to be what you always dreamed of being; instead, you are reduced to playing dnd and posting to utterly useless forums such as this (hold on.....damn:/). You are left a sad and hollow person!
I wish for a second hand BMW (go on, you know that acronym looks tempting;) ).
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Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Okay, you recieve a certified pre-owned Brawny Werewolf Monkey. During it's previous ownership, it got lycanthropy again, so it now turns into a werewolf at a full moon, and a troll at a new moon. the rest of the time, he destroys everything you own but rigs it so it looks like your fault.
I wish for the person after me not to have their wish twisted.
Okay, you recieve a certified pre-owned Brawny Werewolf Monkey. During it's previous ownership, it got lycanthropy again, so it now turns into a werewolf at a full moon, and a troll at a new moon. the rest of the time, he destroys everything you own but rigs it so it looks like your fault.
I wish for the person after me not to have their wish twisted.
(....Thanks for my certified Brawny Werewolf Monkey) Your wish is granted. And since my wish now cannot be twisted....
I wish for another dose of divine inspiration in its truest form, so I can finally finish a piece of poetry that I'm writing:)
Wish granted. Life gives you a lemon, and says 'knock yourself out'. You spend the next 20 years wondering how that counts as wish fulfillment, until one day, looking in the mirror, you realize you already can do whatever you want and power actually restricts your freedom.
The meaning of your premonitons is written above your head.
I wish for 1
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Your inbox is no longer flooded... Because you are cursed to have poor internet mwah hahhah
I wish for life and death :P
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
You can't have just peace, because justice and peace don't exactly do that. You get nothing :/
I wish for a cow that is fun
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Your wish has been granted. You now have a cow ,and its a party animal. Wherever it goes large parties always occur ,and big ol' messes are bound to happen over and over. It's your responsibility to clean up after the cow.
I wish for a doctor's degree.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Somewhere in the world, someone just earned their professional doctorate and died. They wrote a thesis on hallow metal cubes filled with hydrogen being an ice substitute in alcoholic drinks causing whimsical notes with a psychological impact in crystal glass. That someone was not you, but it is yours now. All traces of the work are hidden in your possession. Should you ever reveal it, you will be at risk of becoming identified as a criminal.
I wish someone would take my premonitions over my head seriously.
Your wish is hereby granted! You are no longer required to make a wish, and as such are eliminated from the thread. Unfortunately, by erasing your past and present wishes, the magical moments of your childhood suddenly flash before your eyes, and vanish from existence. All that remains is a bog standard past; you never received that boost of luck necessary to be what you always dreamed of being; instead, you are reduced to playing dnd and posting to utterly useless forums such as this (hold on.....damn:/). You are left a sad and hollow person!
I wish for a second hand BMW (go on, you know that acronym looks tempting;) ).
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Okay, you recieve a certified pre-owned Brawny Werewolf Monkey. During it's previous ownership, it got lycanthropy again, so it now turns into a werewolf at a full moon, and a troll at a new moon. the rest of the time, he destroys everything you own but rigs it so it looks like your fault.
I wish for the person after me not to have their wish twisted.
Homebrew is fun.
(....Thanks for my certified Brawny Werewolf Monkey)
Your wish is granted. And since my wish now cannot be twisted....
I wish for another dose of divine inspiration in its truest form, so I can finally finish a piece of poetry that I'm writing:)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
You get a carrot. It’s the only carrot left in the world. Every single bunny bares their teeth and attacks you trying to get that last carrot.
I wish for the power to do anything
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Wish granted. Life gives you a lemon, and says 'knock yourself out'. You spend the next 20 years wondering how that counts as wish fulfillment, until one day, looking in the mirror, you realize you already can do whatever you want and power actually restricts your freedom.
I wish my premonitions were a little more clear.
The meaning of your premonitons is written above your head.
I wish for 1
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Wish granted. You get 2 of them (don't argue).
I wish for this thread to stop cluttering my inbox:)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Your inbox is no longer flooded... Because you are cursed to have poor internet mwah hahhah
I wish for life and death :P
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Damn, I already have that:/
Your wish is granted! You become an undead creature, a lowly zombie;)
I wish for just...peace B)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
You can't have just peace, because justice and peace don't exactly do that. You get nothing :/
I wish for a cow that is fun
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Your wish has been granted. You now have a cow ,and its a party animal. Wherever it goes large parties always occur ,and big ol' messes are bound to happen over and over. It's your responsibility to clean up after the cow.
I wish for a doctor's degree.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Somewhere in the world, someone just earned their professional doctorate and died. They wrote a thesis on hallow metal cubes filled with hydrogen being an ice substitute in alcoholic drinks causing whimsical notes with a psychological impact in crystal glass. That someone was not you, but it is yours now. All traces of the work are hidden in your possession. Should you ever reveal it, you will be at risk of becoming identified as a criminal.
I wish someone would take my premonitions over my head seriously.
Done! However, your premonitions aren’t over your head, so no one believes them
I wish for the cake to not be a lie 🎂
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The cake is not a lie! Shame that GLaDOS decided to use every single one of the optional garnishes...
I wish for a portal gun.
your gun portals away. well done
I wish for a chance to play a PbP
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
But your other party members are boring noobs that spend more time arguing over DM calls than playing the game
I wish to have emotions
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Your wish has been granted. You now have emotions. Four to be exact; rage, sorrow, fear ,and 'freaky'.
I wish to be the smartest person ever.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted! All the world is feebleminded
I wish to be immortal
wish granted. you ar Im-mortal. in other words you are dead
I wish for more wishes
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
You suffocate because of the wish spell scrolls that surround you
i wish for rocks