You can now shapeshift into anything at random. You randomly transform into random things like. a tentacle monster with four tongues, a sixteen headed woodpecker, a man with a goat head ,and bat wings ,or Squeegeelord. The possibility of random shape shifting is endless!
I wish to have infinite stupid wishes.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Congratulations, you've managed to fill up every bit of space in the universe with rock salt! Good luck breathing! Or moving!
I wish to have a good idea for a wish.
Your wish has been granted. You now posses the most amazing thought so amazing that no other human can fathom its glory. However sadly this is just a thought. It is not real. You cannot physically hold this or enjoy it. You'll likely become depressed or go mad from knowing of this amazing thought ,but never able to have it!
I wish my farts smelled really nice.
(because I'm incredibly immature ,and make stupid useless wishes)
Your wish has been heared by a demi_God, and he just say *let me put your wish on a book of Horrors*. Then your wish disapears in an ocean of doubts & mistery.
I wish I has the ability to cast spiderwebs at will.
Your wish it comes true. Now the demons can eat easy food........ hehehe.
I wish I could tell the D&D devs to implement a new chapter in the Player's handbook or DM guide, just to see the types of traps anyone can craft ( and also the damage those traps can do ).
Your wish is granted. You get a million dragons. You keep them in a stable, but you can't feed them all. Soon, almost all turn to cannibalism, and before you know it only one fat one is left. It can only breathe wisps of smoke at best, and is so fat from eating the others that it can barely move.
I wish for a fish in a dish with a side of a whipped cream with a swish.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Granted. you're an 80's dnd serial killer, with an unbearable urge to commit genocide.
I wish for a keyboard that's alphabetised.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
all of the keys on your keyboard are now in one long alphabetical line. Your keyboard is very long now as all the letters are written in one long line instead of three short lines.
I wish for the ability to turn the tv on with psychic abilities so I don't have to get the remote ,or get up to turn the tv on...
You can now shapeshift into anything at random. You randomly transform into random things like. a tentacle monster with four tongues, a sixteen headed woodpecker, a man with a goat head ,and bat wings ,or Squeegeelord. The possibility of random shape shifting is endless!
I wish to have infinite stupid wishes.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Okay, but the only wish that we define as stupid is wishing for a black hole to appear directly in front of you, with only the ability to pull you in.
I wish I had a billion dollars.
Your wish has been granted. One billion monopoly dollars are now yours.
I wish for infinite rock salt.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Congratulations, you've managed to fill up every bit of space in the universe with rock salt! Good luck breathing! Or moving!
I wish to have a good idea for a wish.
You have a good idea for a wish, but someone twists it
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Don't worry. I can think of something...
Your wish has been granted. You now posses the most amazing thought so amazing that no other human can fathom its glory. However sadly this is just a thought. It is not real. You cannot physically hold this or enjoy it. You'll likely become depressed or go mad from knowing of this amazing thought ,but never able to have it!
I wish my farts smelled really nice.
(because I'm incredibly immature ,and make stupid useless wishes)
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Your farts smell really nice to you. To everyone else they smell like farts and you just can't stop doing them. Congratulations - you have no friends!
I wish to eradicate the Paladin Class (except in joke campaigns) for ever more.
Chilling kinda vibe.
there is no social class called the paladin, and there no longer will, this does not change anything in dnd however
i wish for an seemingly infinite army of fluffy, slightly overweight rats to successfully invade the nation of Germany and then go back to sleep
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Your wish has been heared by a demi_God, and he just say *let me put your wish on a book of Horrors*. Then your wish disapears in an ocean of doubts & mistery.
I wish I has the ability to cast spiderwebs at will.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Your with has been granted. You now have spinneret glands(same place spiders do)
I wish for the ability to create time paradoxes
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
You create a time paradox. The paradox of timvparadoxes then causes the universe to fold in on itself and be destroyed forever.
I wish for an endless supply of birdwatchers to invade the Abyss and praise demons for their sense of ornithology.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Your wish it comes true. Now the demons can eat easy food........ hehehe.
I wish I could tell the D&D devs to implement a new chapter in the Player's handbook or DM guide, just to see the types of traps anyone can craft ( and also the damage those traps can do ).
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You immediately are referred to another page of the forums, where you are immediately shut down.\
I wish for someone else to comment on this thread, and wish for a million dragons
your wish is granted but the dragons are microscopic.
I wish for a million dragons
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Your wish is granted. You get a million dragons. You keep them in a stable, but you can't feed them all. Soon, almost all turn to cannibalism, and before you know it only one fat one is left. It can only breathe wisps of smoke at best, and is so fat from eating the others that it can barely move.
I wish for a fish in a dish with a side of a whipped cream with a swish.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Granted? The fish is poisonous, though, and no one knows it
I wish to own all games that are on Steam all all future ones too
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Your wish is not granted, unless you can live 230 years, just to finish all the games posted there.
I wish I could become a player on the 80's D&D cartoon serial.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. you're an 80's dnd serial killer, with an unbearable urge to commit genocide.
I wish for a keyboard that's alphabetised.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
all of the keys on your keyboard are now in one long alphabetical line. Your keyboard is very long now as all the letters are written in one long line instead of three short lines.
I wish for the ability to turn the tv on with psychic abilities so I don't have to get the remote ,or get up to turn the tv on...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted, you are teleported to a prison which you can not escape.
I wish for a rob of lordly might.
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
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