You would die, but you didn't, and were so crazed by trying to figure out how this works that you want mad.
I wish for the power to wield a banhammer, and no, you can't make me a mod.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Okay, but now you are wanted for mass murder because my secrets are nightmares few could survive full knowledge of.
I wish to resurrect everyone who died from said nightmares, restored to full sanity and with all of their memories but of that newspaper and its effects.
With granted, Those people who have died from 'said nighmares' have returned to life unfortunately the scars still remain ,and their health slowly deteriorates over time. However they cannot die again. As their bodies began to phisically decay they are left in a strange state of life and death ,but atleast they are sane.
I wish for all birds to grow an extra pair of wings. (meaning if they have two wings now they have four.)
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Strange, a being from 'the future' seems to have stopped me from granting the wish. I think that was the 'you' from the timeline where your wish was granted! Must not have worked out well. Well... 'your' wish was granted... in another timeline.
I wish a modern Hollywood style female vampire would fancy my personality so much that she would keep me as a live partner.
your wish has been granted. your eaten by a dragon ,but you live cause it swallowed you whole ,and you live in its belly. you got a little house in its tummy and you eat whatever it decides to feed you. don't worry its not gross. the food is decent...
You work on the death star as one of those worker that work next to the super laser with no protection from the radiation. Good luck. Hopefully Luke Skywalker will end your suffering(destroy the death star) before the laser does.
I wish to know everything about fishing.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted, you can no longer remember your ex. Your ex wonders why you don’t recognize them and gets so angry they shove you off a skyscraper.
i wish I would die
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
You would die, but you didn't, and were so crazed by trying to figure out how this works that you want mad.
I wish for the power to wield a banhammer, and no, you can't make me a mod.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Wish granted but, seconds later you realise you need an avil in where you could use that banhammer.
I wish I could reveal all your secrets, and publish them on a local newspaper...........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Okay, but now you are wanted for mass murder because my secrets are nightmares few could survive full knowledge of.
I wish to resurrect everyone who died from said nightmares, restored to full sanity and with all of their memories but of that newspaper and its effects.
Homebrew is fun.
With granted, Those people who have died from 'said nighmares' have returned to life unfortunately the scars still remain ,and their health slowly deteriorates over time. However they cannot die again. As their bodies began to phisically decay they are left in a strange state of life and death ,but atleast they are sane.
I wish for all birds to grow an extra pair of wings. (meaning if they have two wings now they have four.)
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted but, they need a bigger heart or else they gonna be stuck with blood pressure and veins.
I wish I could visit the Paleozoic era, just to save some mammals from the extinction.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You visit the Paleozoic era, only to be eaten by a saber-toothed tiger.
I wish I had full control over time and space.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
Wish g-
Strange, a being from 'the future' seems to have stopped me from granting the wish. I think that was the 'you' from the timeline where your wish was granted! Must not have worked out well. Well... 'your' wish was granted... in another timeline.
I wish a modern Hollywood style female vampire would fancy my personality so much that she would keep me as a live partner.
Said vampire technically keeps you alive by turning you into a vampire as well.
i wish I were able to run at speeds of over 500000 miles per hour for up to fifteen minutes without getting tired.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
Sure, but your atoms split into a million pieces from the friction whenever you run.
I wish that everyone worship my patron, the One Lord of all the multiverse.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
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Everyone technically worships it... in effigy. It burns very nicely.
I wish that DnD had more necromancers to help characters die faster.
There are now so many necromancers that the only thing anyone can do is stop necromancers.
I wish I would be eaten by a dragon.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
your wish has been granted. your eaten by a dragon ,but you live cause it swallowed you whole ,and you live in its belly. you got a little house in its tummy and you eat whatever it decides to feed you. don't worry its not gross. the food is decent...
I wish for aliens to live on the earth's moon.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. The aliens where making a star destroyer and vaporize everything and your loved ones.
I wish for the ability to change matter into other things at will.
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
#42 #YeetusDeletus
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Wish granted. Whenever the word "matter" would be used in writing or speech, you can change it so that it reads (or says) "other things", at will.
I wish I was an elf.
Sylcan Naïlo - Eladrin Blood Hunter - DragonDenn's Dragonlords | Althaea Sylvaranth - Wood Elf Druid - JorvikDave's Storm King's Thunder | Ekane - Half-orc Warlock - Murk Over Gladerown | Aoth Meliamne - Aasimar Sorcerer - WoobyDoobyDoo's Vraleon
I also DM RemCultist's Frozen Sick
Sure. You are an elf. A small elf that gathers presents for Christmas.
I wish to destroy the Cult of Sedge.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
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The cult of sedge is destroyed, but it secretly got you to join as well. Nice knowing you.
i wish I lived onboard the Death Star.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
You work on the death star as one of those worker that work next to the super laser with no protection from the radiation. Good luck. Hopefully Luke Skywalker will end your suffering(destroy the death star) before the laser does.
I wish to know everything about fishing.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. You now know everything about fishing. But there was a price to pay. You forget who you are and lose your sense of identity.
I wish I could rule over the dragons whom like me as a common leader.
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
#42 #YeetusDeletus
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Turns out your Draconic wasn't great, the dragons actually said they'd like you as dinner.
My wish is to lock this thread.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
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