Turns out your common wasn't great, you actually said "My wish is to be incinerated", so I throw you in front of Asequedfanafolr, you die and he doesn't

I wish for D&D 5e sorcerers to be stronger in game mechanics.

Sorcerers are now incredibly OP, everybody hates you for wishing that. 

I wish I were a level 20 wizard in real life with knowledge and experience, and remain so for the duration of my life.

Wish granted. Shortly afterwards, you were struck by a car rounding the corner of the busy street you were standing on while typing out your wish.

I wish for inspiration in writing my creation myth.

you get inspiration for a really bad idea

I wish for UNLIMITED POWER.

You get the song “Unlimited power”. Have fun listening!

I wish to not have this wish twisted.

Your wish isn't twisted, but you used up your wish wishing for it to not be twisted.

I wish for a single copper piece.

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Wish granted. Shortly afterwards, you were struck by a car rounding the corner of the busy street you were standing on while typing out your wish.

I wish for inspiration in writing my creation myth.

 But I wasn’t standing on a street!

@iExist, you find a copper piece on a road. Unfortunately, you are run over by a car.

I wish for the infinity stones.

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Wish granted. Shortly afterwards, you were struck by a car rounding the corner of the busy street you were standing on while typing out your wish.

I wish for inspiration in writing my creation myth.

 But I wasn’t standing on a street!

@iExist, you find a copper piece on a road. Unfortunately, you are run over by a car.

 

I wish for the infinity stones.

 Wish granted you. You receive an enormous amount of pebbles, that subsequently crush you. 

I wish I had a pet snake. 

Wish granted.... but it's pregnant. .... And after getting birth 100 sons & daughters ( you may have to RUN for your life ).

I wish I could eletrify the whole Sea.

You can, but in doing so you kill all sea life.

i wish to live for 300 years exactly.

Wish granted! You live in horrid misery and are constantly plaugued by stacks and stacks of memories that you relive over and over until the day finally comes

I wish for all magic to be erased

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Wish granted! You live in horrid misery and are constantly plaugued by stacks and stacks of memories that you relive over and over until the day finally comes

I wish for all magic to be erased

 

 Wish granted, I guess. Magic doesn't exist. 

I wish for some fresh made dumplings. 

Your house is so full of fresh made dumplings that it bursts.

I wish to be framed for a crime I didn’t do.

Wish granted, so the Priv. Inspector arrest you for doing the J.F.K. crime, for the M.L.K. crime, for the Ghandi crime, and more ......

I wish all the comets in the Universe could come to this Planet.

All the comets in the universe collide with Earth, wiping out all life and reducing the planet to dust.

I wish my dog had never died.

Granted, but it hates you now for wishing that when it had a good afterlife

I wish to get out of depression

Granted, you have a fatal heart attack 

I wish the coronavirus could be cured by smilingly 

Granted, but an new disease is CAUSED by smiling

I wish my D&D characters were real...

You do that and create a portal you head through and while doing so you see your past self, go insane, kill it, and pop out of existence.

I wish this wish gets twisted.

Your wish becomes twisted, but you didn’t wish for anything other than that so nothing happens.

I wish for all human life to be destroyed.