Ok, but every time you do, you break the tv and get electrocuted. Luckily, everyone is undead, so you just come back to life.

I wish Wizards of the coast would add 10 new classes, 20 adventures, 20 races, 200 magic items to their official content so we could all try something new.

And they do, but the classes are all normal professions like mechanics and plumbers, the adventures are all sheep themed, the new races are all variants of halflings that get progressively smaller, and the magic items break after a single use.

I wish that when SpaceX gets to mars, they will find the forgotten realms is actually just a subterranean martian civilization, and that D&D was them trying to communicate their past to us.

You forgot to turn his wish into a bad one! I'd totally be a carpet maker in D&D making the most swagged out carpets. Later on I might make pillows, quilts ,and pillow cases. 

I'd have tough mercenaries help me travel from town to town ,and it would be safe because since I'm not traveling. It would be a lot of fun cause he makes a lot of money ,and there would be little risk cause he isn't out risking his life fighting a lich or a beholder like some wannabe hero. 

As for your wish... your wish has been granted. A race of subterranean martians are trying to communicate with earth and they are using D&D to communicate with us. The government makes D&D illegal as they fear aliens may attempt to use D&D to brainwash innocent minds. Anyone caught playing D&D after the ban will be tortured and imprisoned as the martians were only communicating with us earthlings for kicks and giggles. None of the people interrogated will have valuable information ,but the government will just assume they are lying and continue torturing them anyways. 

I wish I could turn anything into orange juice. 

Wish granted. Anything you touch turns into orange juice.

I wish mosquitoes wouldn’t bite me.

They won't, but they will still sting you.

I wish for real magic, please.

Okay. Madame Mosquite's toes will never bite you. (I dont know why they would in the fist place.)

I wish to be able to teleport to ONLY THE PLACE I CHOOSE, ONLY WHEN I WANT TO, AND NO LIMITATIONS OR SIDE EFFECTS

Try to twist THAT

sure you can teleport to ichooze but if you do you cant get out and it is a terrible place to be

I wish that the wish before my last wish after the chain of these i made was granted

OK, your wish is granted ... and then you're set on fire. (Hey, you didn't wish not to be set on fire!)

I wish for a luxury super-yacht. The yacht must be new, functional and in a nearby area where there is a large body of water.

It's way to expensive to keep running, and staffed. But hey, you could always sell it?

I wish to have wizard magic, please.

Granted. You now know True Strike.

I wish to be a 20th level Oath of Conquest Paladin.

Sure. Unfortunately the Tarrasque is also called into existence with all of your weapons, magic items, and armor.

I wish to have all my homebrew creations become official D&D content

granted but only on a parallel universe that you are not on 

im on fire but im still alive and i wish for all of the wishes on the thread to be granted but only with positives in the past present and future

For clarification the wish was this:

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed or denied and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and I am alive in body and brain(not brain dead) and a human and between the ages of 10 and 40 and perfectly healthy and have all my body parts and don't gain new ones and am on this earth

Ok. Unfortunately you forgot to mention you do not feel pain or disintegrate so after about an hour of torturous pain because you are on fire, your body disintegrates. You are still alive in body and brain, just also chopped up into a million pieces of which you have no control over. You are perfeclty healthy and have all of your body parts, they just have been reduced to ash. But there's a perk! You gain a nice tan.

Edit: I wish for raisins

you get 2 atom sized atoms and cause nuclear explosions

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed or denied and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and I am alive in body and brain(not brain dead) and a human and between the ages of 10 and 40 and perfectly healthy and have all my body parts and don't gain new ones and am on this earth and am exactly how i am and am whole and have control over my body

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you get 2 atom sized atoms and cause nuclear explosions

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed or denied and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and I am alive in body and brain(not brain dead) and a human and between the ages of 10 and 40 and perfectly healthy and have all my body parts and don't gain new ones and am on this earth and am exactly how i am and am whole and have control over my body

 

Unfortunately because your first wish is not on the list of completely safe wishes (i.e. not emulating an 8th or lower level spell) you permanently lose your ability to cast any additional wishes. You are, however, alive in brain and body, with all your body parts functioning as they were before your first wish. Your age does not alter because, even if the second wish worked, you wished to be 'exactly as you are now,' perfectly healthy by whatever standard for you that set.

And although that is likely not 'exactly how you wanted it,' it is still a wish spell and therefore subject to the limitations of a wish spell, including the risk of not being able to cast another. 

I wish to emulate the cantrip 'Minor Illusion' to produce a reproduction of the Blue Danube Waltz at a comfortable listening volume.

 its a reproduction from how an edgy teenager who heard half of it ten years ago remembers it tho, sung in the voice of a mid puberty lad.

Also the twist the wish forum is not restricted to the wish spell, so this granting is sorta invalid

i wish to get a fully sealed glass container filled with Raspberry Crowns

granted

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed or denied and is exactly how I want it including no limitations on wish.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and I am alive in body and brain(not brain dead) and a human and between the ages of 10 and 40 and perfectly healthy and have all my body parts and don't gain new ones and am on this earth and am exactly how i am and am whole and have control over my body 

Your wish is not granted, because you did not twist the wish of the post before you, therefore breaking the rules and invalidating your wish.

I wish I could travel in and out of books at will.

granted but it is extremely painful and causes a nuclear explosion that you are in the center of and no you are not immune

i edited it i just didnt see it somehow

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed or denied and is exactly how I want it including no limitations on wish.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and I am alive in body and brain(not brain dead) and a human and between the ages of 10 and 40 and perfectly healthy and have all my body parts and don't gain new ones and am on this earth and am exactly how i am and am whole and have control over my body 

...What? Okay, okay... Where to start with this...

Your wishes cannot be tampered with. Not even you can tamper with your wishes. Since you have not made a future wish yet, it does not exist. Since you cannot tamper with it, you are now stuck in a paradox. 

I wish for all life as we know it to shrink. Like everything just becomes tiny. 

Well, all our live have become shorter, it's called aging.

I wish for love.