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granted

 

 hey you did not even tell me if my glass container is full of wasps or sweets, this is not even a twisted wish?

Quote from Kotath >>

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Well, all our live have become shorter, it's called aging.

 

I wish for love.

 

Your wish is granted. You meet someone who loves laughing at how unloved you are.

I wish for fish.

 one tiny sardine flies into your eye, making you blind there. But hey at least you got (1) fish.

alternatively the wish is granted by just saying that there are already fish in the world, thus your wish is useless and nullified

i wish i had the abillity to summon raspberry crowns at will

you can but nobody not even you can sense them and break under any pressure and are just made of raspberries

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I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed or denied and is exactly how I want it including no limitations on wish.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and I am alive in body and brain(not brain dead) and a human and between the ages of 10 and 40 and perfectly healthy and have all my body parts and don't gain new ones and am on this earth and am exactly how i am and am whole and have control over my body 

 i wish for all the good wishes on this to happen to me

Granted, however the making of this fundamentally changes this universe thus causing the earth to implode into a portal into another universe, causing everyone to evacuate to it except for you, because everyone hates you for doing this and leaves you to die in outer space. Sorry!

I just want a sammich.

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Granted, however the making of this fundamentally changes this universe thus causing the earth to implode into a portal into another universe, causing everyone to evacuate to it except for you, because everyone hates you for doing this and leaves you to die in outer space. Sorry!

I just want a sammich.

 

 you get a nuke on your head called a sammich and take a good read at what i wrote in the quote then edit archmagius

i wish to make dnd real

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Quote from Archmagius >>

Granted, however the making of this fundamentally changes this universe thus causing the earth to implode into a portal into another universe, causing everyone to evacuate to it except for you, because everyone hates you for doing this and leaves you to die in outer space. Sorry!

I just want a sammich.

 

 you get a nuke on your head called a sammich and take a good read at what i wrote in the quote then edit archmagius

i wish to make dnd real

 Wish granted. The tabletop roleplaying game known as dungeons and dragons already exists however

i wish i started having prophetic dreams over the next few days that i will be able to recall in perfect clarity  

granted but there is no place called perfect clarity so you cant recall them

i wish to be able to become the character on a character sheet

granted. you become the character on this character sheet

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I JUST WANT A SAMMICH

you got one but that is not a wish 

i wish to be able to become the character on a character sheet that i choose when i want it

Wish granted! When you choose your op character to become, you are sucked into the roleplaying game known as dungeons and dragons, and appear inside the belly of a Tarrasque. If that's not enough, the DM, sensing a foreign intruder in the campaign, flies down and eliminates you from existence.

I wish for a bathtub.

you get it inside of you

i wish to be able to become the character on a character sheet that i choose when i want it in real life

Okay! However, due to the magic inherent in a wish spell, you can only use character sheets made from a  100 trillion dollar diamond that has been engraved with your bare fingernails.

I wish for all my dice rolls to be crits.

they are... crit fails

i wish my last wish with my most recent protection wish

Congratulations your final wish has been granted and used on a previous wish leaving you with 0 wishes. 

I wish for caffeine to not exist. 

granted on faerun there is no longer coffee but my protection applies still meaning it is how i mean

 i wish the person above me would change it

They do. After the universe dies.

I wish for Pad Thai.

You eat so much pad Thai that you explode.

I wish for a dragon.

granted you get a toy dragon

i wish to be able to become the character on a character sheet that i choose when i want it in real life with this protection: 

cannot be tampered with or changed or denied and is exactly how I want it including no limitations on wish.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and I am alive in body and brain(not brain dead) and a human and between the ages of 10 and 40 and perfectly healthy and have all my body parts and don't gain new ones and am on this earth and am exactly how i am and am whole and have control over my body

Ok, but you are not fun.

I wish for origami.

Okay, but whenever you do this, you remember nothing from your real life and cannot change back.

can i pls have a sammich