Your wish is granted, you're now trapped inside of a bottle to small to stand in, too narrow to sit... you must crouch for the rest of your life. Which is about 2 hours, give or take for the amount of air you have available.
Granted. You get Mothra, which destroys the world in a battle against Godzilla.
I wish for a house that looks like a giant taco, but it's a house.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. Your dog now leaves the room before he farts, but not before he vomits, which he now does quite frequently.
I wish everybody in the world became Irish.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Farrookh Bulsara comes back to life briefly before dying ,and coming back to life once more. This leads to an infinite loop of dying and reresection. each time she dies you hear a loud scream as the death is very excruciatingly painful. It's very traumatizing to watch ,and even worse to have to experience. Poor Farrokh.
Earth is now so flooded with gnomes that all life dies due to lack of space and not enough oxygen.
I wish to enter my friend's dreams through a magic portal in a refrigerator because I have to find a dream wasp that is going to lay eggs in my friends head in a cloud located at the bottom of a staircase in a book accessed through the library of brain knowledge.
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You are the greatest minstrel that ever lived. Your life, however, is plagued by crazy fans and paparazzi.
I wish for all my homebrew to become official content.
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You get a cat the size of the Empire State Building. Good luck feeding it.
I wish to create a monster out of dead bodies and a death ray.
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Granted. Your copper coin is struck by lightning as you hold it.
I wish for a perfectly normal bag of barbecue potato chips.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Somebody takes the potato chips and slips in some salsa made with ghost peppers.
I wish for the ability to mend things by looking at them. This takes no energy, nor does it in any way affect any thing except the thing being mended. The thing I mended does not change in any way except that it is as though it had never been damaged.
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your life story is know tattooed on the front of your face.
I wish for a duck in a bottle.
Outside the Lines Fantasy – A collection of self published fiction stories.
Your wish is granted, you're now trapped inside of a bottle to small to stand in, too narrow to sit... you must crouch for the rest of your life. Which is about 2 hours, give or take for the amount of air you have available.
I wish for a pretty butterfly.
Granted. You get Mothra, which destroys the world in a battle against Godzilla.
I wish for a house that looks like a giant taco, but it's a house.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Your wish is granted, you get a doghouse shaped like a taco.
I wish my dog would leave the room before he farts.
Granted. Your dog now leaves the room before he farts, but not before he vomits, which he now does quite frequently.
I wish everybody in the world became Irish.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Your spaniard friend salutes you, and sends "The Invincible Army" ( an army compounded by ships & troops ) to take out the Anglicans from the EIRE.
I wish I could resurrect Farrokh Bulsara.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Farrookh Bulsara comes back to life briefly before dying ,and coming back to life once more. This leads to an infinite loop of dying and reresection. each time she dies you hear a loud scream as the death is very excruciatingly painful. It's very traumatizing to watch ,and even worse to have to experience. Poor Farrokh.
I wish for infinite gnomes to spawn on earth.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Earth is now so flooded with gnomes that all life dies due to lack of space and not enough oxygen.
I wish to enter my friend's dreams through a magic portal in a refrigerator because I have to find a dream wasp that is going to lay eggs in my friends head in a cloud located at the bottom of a staircase in a book accessed through the library of brain knowledge.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Okay however the dream wasp stings you. You barely survive, however since the wasp lost its stinger, it dies.
I wish I was the greatest minstrel that ever lived.
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
You are the greatest minstrel that ever lived. Your life, however, is plagued by crazy fans and paparazzi.
I wish for all my homebrew to become official content.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Congrats, all of your homebrew is now official content....in the Pokemon card game and has been banned for use in DnD by the powers that be.
I wish I was anywhere but here.
I left Heavens Gate to seek the truth of 9 legendary warriors who once visited my homeland. They are known as "The Cloud Nine".
You move 1 inch up, and then fall back to where you were
I wish for a large cat
You get a cat the size of the Empire State Building. Good luck feeding it.
I wish to create a monster out of dead bodies and a death ray.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
You take a death ray and make a mound of bodies that you kill. The monster you created is yourself
I wish for a copper coin
Granted. Your copper coin is struck by lightning as you hold it.
I wish for a perfectly normal bag of barbecue potato chips.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Somebody takes the potato chips and slips in some salsa made with ghost peppers.
I wish for the ability to mend things by looking at them. This takes no energy, nor does it in any way affect any thing except the thing being mended. The thing I mended does not change in any way except that it is as though it had never been damaged.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Wish granted when you mend a random one of your item tears
I wish to be able to hover
Intelligence is the bet stat by far.
Everything you focus on turns into it's original materials, as if never harmed by humans
I wish for an idea for a wish
the idea for a wish is wishing for a idea
i wish i could talk to animals
Intelligence is the bet stat by far.
ok, but they all hate talking to you :P
i wish people would play pbp with me more often
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
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