The salt replaces all the dirt for ten miles around you, killing all plants
I wish to find love.
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I exist. Or do I? Am I the caster or the illusion, is the illusion everything I perceive or one particular thing? Are illusions just illusions that make us think what is real is an illusion? is reality an illusion? is that question an illusion?
You have infinite lives that all last 2.5 seconds each. Life will be a blur as you constantly die, and revive. You have no concept of time or the world around you as you die so fast you don't have enough time to rationalize your current predicament.
I wish to destroy all life except the life on earth. No aliens. No bacteria. No life outside of earth.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. You now have persuasion. Sadly no amount of persuasion will convince the guards to let you out of prison since they are still mad about that deception stuff. They don't trust you.
Wish granted. However, they never do, because they don't want to.
I wish that eating dog meat was no longer seen as taboo.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Your wish is twisted by nature, so your next wish is twisted instead.
I wish my IRL Charisma was higher.
granted, but you can only use it to decieve people and after a while they get on to your lies. You now waste away in prison.
I wish I could go to video game universes
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
granted, but everything attacks you on sight and can conjure endgame bosses at will
I wish to know something.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
The "something" is undetermined by you. You end up knowing things humanity was not meant to know.
I wish for ice cream
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
You get ice cream, but it's basically ice cubes covered in whipped cream ( Still a total win)
I wish for a good 20th level charecter
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Sure. They have awful stats but are Neutral Good.
I wish for a pikachu (Real and alive)
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
(yeah lol)
They are a sorcerer with no spells. You also used playtest content so you can't legally use them
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
I wish for a can of food
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
It hates you and tries to shock you.
I wish for food.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
You get not a single scrap of food that you like
I wish for some people to stop being idiots
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Granted. That "some people" is one person.
I wish for a grilled cheese pizza
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
you get a cheese pizza that was grilled with questions
I wish for half of all the salt in the world
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
The salt replaces all the dirt for ten miles around you, killing all plants
I wish to find love.
I exist. Or do I? Am I the caster or the illusion, is the illusion everything I perceive or one particular thing? Are illusions just illusions that make us think what is real is an illusion? is reality an illusion? is that question an illusion?
you find the word love
I wish for infinite lives
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
You have infinite lives that all last 2.5 seconds each. Life will be a blur as you constantly die, and revive. You have no concept of time or the world around you as you die so fast you don't have enough time to rationalize your current predicament.
I wish to destroy all life except the life on earth. No aliens. No bacteria. No life outside of earth.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
why? it's already been granted
I wish for the infinity stones
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
Granted, but you are not as strong as the titan Thanos, and therefore are destroyed by their combined power.
I wish that my Charisma previously wished for included proficiencies other than deception.
Wish granted. You now have persuasion. Sadly no amount of persuasion will convince the guards to let you out of prison since they are still mad about that deception stuff. They don't trust you.
I wish ducks could swim 200 miles an hour.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. However, they never do, because they don't want to.
I wish that eating dog meat was no longer seen as taboo.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
The wish gods refuse to grant this due to possible puppy murder.
I wish for nothing.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.