I wish that all who disobey the Cult of Grammar pay a terrible price for committing such an atrocity.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I wish for Joe Biden to be slapped in the face by a Jewish shark.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. It also gains sentience, and locks you out of all of your stuff.
I wish that a Jew would hit Biden in the face with a shark.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
everyone who's ever typed EB Garamond are removed from the time contimum
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i am a sauce priest
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I wish to die, painfully.
You die, painfully AND slowly.
I wish that all who disobey the Cult of Grammar pay a terrible price for committing such an atrocity.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
no u pays the price.
I wish for that squirrel in front of me to go away.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
it went away and came back with a army of squirrels
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I'll post a wish then
I wish to be 2 inchess taller than the time I post this.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
okay but afterwards you shrink half an inch every second
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I wish for a clever and arbitrary reason to ban someone on ban the person above you.
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wish granted you are now banned.
I wish to control Tiamat
Black Lives Matter
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Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
Granted! however Tiamats followers are angry that Tiamat is under your control, and they subsequently assassinate you.
I wish that I could wish for something.
Granted. However, you already used your wish.
I wish for Joe Biden to be slapped in the face by a Jewish shark.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
sharks live in the ocean. Biden lives in the Swamp. Sharks have no religion. Sharks can't slap either. So there.
I wish for all corruption to go away forever
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
The world gets hollowed instead. (terraria joke)
I wish my laptop had more memory, and a faster prossesing speed.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted. It also gains sentience, and locks you out of all of your stuff.
I wish that a Jew would hit Biden in the face with a shark.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
why
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I wish to survive everything and anything forever and to not get bored, or go insane, or get lonely. (hunger and thirst go in the protected from pile)
Yeah, your NEVER lonely, because everyone else is imortal too.
I wish for a cookie, please.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
🍪 Have some milk also 🥛
I wish to be able to summon anything from DnD
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
How exactly does that count as twisting my wish?
also you accidentally summon a false hydra (homebrews count right?) and you are eaten.