I wish to get off of my computer at will, when I want to, need to, or when my mom tells me to, and not get back on.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
I wish that you would follow the rules, and post your wish along with your twisting of the wish.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
As you try to teleport to page 154, you realize your error: Page 154 does not exist yet. Your teleportation fails, and you take 6d6 force damage, killing you instantly.
I wish WoTC would stop jeopardizing the long term health of Magic: The Gathering in exchange for short term profit.
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"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
The Secret Lairs are definitely part of it, but it's even more so about their attitude about the past year of Standard sets, going back to Eldraine. Every set has had cards that are just too powerful for Standard, to the point where it seems obvious that they were never meant to see play in Standard. Instead, WoTC is pushing out chase cards in every set to drive up the price, and then ban them once they've sold. This attitude and approach is driving people away from the game, and most of this year has been defined by unfun and broken metagames. A content creator called CovertGoBlue made a video highlighting this by playing unbanned Standard. It was Standard, but all cards were legal. The games were repetitive, and all defined by Oko and Omnath, the two most blatant chase cards printed in the past year. These cards were obviously never meant to coexist in the same format. WoTC released them knowing that they would be banned, all to push up their bottom line. Obviously, Standard is not the only format. But the Walking Dead Secret Lair is a serious problem to paper formats, especially if it is the beginning of a trend. This isn't even all of it, because this is a thread about twisting wishes on a site about D&D.
I wish I didn't have ADHD.
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"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
All is erased. The endless void is very peaceful and quiet.
I wish for a sandwich.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
You get to stop twisting people’s wishes, because you no longer exist.
I wish for my wish to be twisted.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
You get a whale shark, which falls on your head and kills you.
I wish that office workers danced while doing their job. That would make it fun, wouldn't it?
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Someone accidentally casts True Resurrection on the Earth, and it eats everyone.
I wish for a Ring of Three Wishes.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
You do that, but it goes around his throat somehow, and beheads him.
I wish for a normal size bag of normal Cheetos.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
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You resurrect zombie bunnies, which eat you.
I wish to get off of my computer at will, when I want to, need to, or when my mom tells me to, and not get back on.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
turning on the computer is now a long tedious and painful challenge
I wish to cast simulacrum
When players get creative.
you cast simalacrum but mess up and your simalacrum kills you and vanishes
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
I wish that you would follow the rules, and post your wish along with your twisting of the wish.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
no
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
You try to say no but then I counterspell it.
I wish to be on page 154
When players get creative.
As you try to teleport to page 154, you realize your error: Page 154 does not exist yet. Your teleportation fails, and you take 6d6 force damage, killing you instantly.
I wish WoTC would stop jeopardizing the long term health of Magic: The Gathering in exchange for short term profit.
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Wish granted! WoTC abandons MTG meaning they can't even make any profit from it anymore!
How is WoTC jeopardizing MTG? You mean like the walking dead secret lair stuff?
I wish to know how WoTC is jeopardizing the long term health of Mtg in exchange for short term profit.
When players get creative.
The Secret Lairs are definitely part of it, but it's even more so about their attitude about the past year of Standard sets, going back to Eldraine. Every set has had cards that are just too powerful for Standard, to the point where it seems obvious that they were never meant to see play in Standard. Instead, WoTC is pushing out chase cards in every set to drive up the price, and then ban them once they've sold. This attitude and approach is driving people away from the game, and most of this year has been defined by unfun and broken metagames. A content creator called CovertGoBlue made a video highlighting this by playing unbanned Standard. It was Standard, but all cards were legal. The games were repetitive, and all defined by Oko and Omnath, the two most blatant chase cards printed in the past year. These cards were obviously never meant to coexist in the same format. WoTC released them knowing that they would be banned, all to push up their bottom line. Obviously, Standard is not the only format. But the Walking Dead Secret Lair is a serious problem to paper formats, especially if it is the beginning of a trend. This isn't even all of it, because this is a thread about twisting wishes on a site about D&D.
I wish I didn't have ADHD.
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
You instead have depression.
I wish I could stop twisting people's wishes.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
sure but you will get to wish either so are you sure you want to do this
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
All is erased. The endless void is very peaceful and quiet.
I wish for a sandwich.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You get to stop twisting people’s wishes, because you no longer exist.
I wish for my wish to be twisted.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You get an idiot sandwich
Your wish has been twisted so much that it deleted itself!
I wish for a fish
When players get creative.
You get a whale shark, which falls on your head and kills you.
I wish that office workers danced while doing their job. That would make it fun, wouldn't it?
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Office workers are now forced to dance at work and have to only dance the entire time they are at the office. Now they can't actually work
I wish that the earth was a dead mimic floating around in space.
When players get creative.
Someone accidentally casts True Resurrection on the Earth, and it eats everyone.
I wish for a Ring of Three Wishes.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Granted. The thing that grants you these wishes is no-one but...everyone on this thread! Surprise!
I wish to take your ring and bring it back to the one who started this thread
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
You do that, but it goes around his throat somehow, and beheads him.
I wish for a normal size bag of normal Cheetos.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.