Granted! But it corrupts your good will, turning you into an expensive Healthcare System.

I wish that the next ten posts be typed in Wingdings 

Unfortunately, you did not identify the forum that this rule applies to.

I wish for a new article on D&D Beyond. It's been 19 days.

Granted! Now dndbeyond is now world renown for releasing articles of chicken restaurants.

I wish that the next ten posts be typed in Wingdings on this forum!

Granted! But you didn't say that they couldn't also be written in english!

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I wish for the next nine posts in this forum to by typed exclusively in english.

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Granted, But you didn't say which font we had to use :p

I wish for the next eight posts to not be in this font because it is way too confusing.

Also you translated this, congratulations.

Granted.

I wish my phone had a longer battery life.

But it's powered by plutonium

I wish to have a legitimate reason to do things that don't make sense

Granted. You are now permanently drunk.

I wish to have a reliable D&D group of good players.

Wish granted, unfortunately they are all manicans that you control.

I wish to have a pet dragon.

Do I even need to tell you how this goes wrong? Sure, granted. You know what you're getting into.

I wish for an ordinary, living, healthy aloe plant to appear on the table in front of me in an appropriately large, ordinary plant pot filled with soil as you would find it for sale at a local Walmart with no additional organisms or harmful materials inside of it.

Wish granted. A meteor then hits your aloe plant.😟

I wish for a doughnut.

Granted, It's a plain doughnut

I wish for a bucket of Tacos

A bucket of tacos appears in front of you. They then proceeded to aTaco you.

I wish to learn fire magic.

You learn fire magic but you get burnt every time you use it

I wish I was able to cast meteor swarm at will

So YOU were the reason dinosaurs went extinct. Think about what you did.

I wish for someone to respond with "General Kenobi" whenever I say "Hello there"

But Tall people say " Come Here my little friend. Don't be afraid. "

I wish for a plethora of marvel comics

Their in a language you don't understand.

I wish I was slightly taller.

Granted. Slightly taller is from the tarrasque's perspective. You are now too tall to fit through doorways, even when bending over.

I wish for 2020 to happen again.

Granted, It's 2020 times worse this time

I wish to become an amazing DM

Granted! But now you second the Mercer effect and your inbox is full of new Dms looking for advice.

I wish that I had infinite castings of Wish