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Your wish does exactly what you intended

I wish to die 

 You die and immediately come back to life. 

I wish for a cherry pie to appear before me without moving from this spot in space and time, face-up, that does not harm me in any was or cause harm to befall me, does not cost anything, and has no undesired effect. 

But where's the fun in that. It's a cherry bomb pie.

I wish people would stop trying to twist proof their wish.

Just because they stop, doesent mean they cant start again.

I wish I was your choice of 1, 2 or 3 inch's taller.

Granted! Hmmm... How about 2000 inches taller, that shouldn't make you a monstrosity.

I wish for more spicy nachos

you are now 3 inches taller but you grow three inches taller every second, you soon become so tall that you die from oxygen deprivation as your heart can't pump the blood fast enough.

I wish that people can't stop trying to twist-proof their wish.

Granted, the nachos are too spicy.

(I will not wish because there is an open wish right now)

Denied! I'm pretty sure someone wished that already

I wish for magic in the real world

The magic can only be used by the most evil beings and the world is overrun with demons and other evil magical creatures ending all of humanoids forever.

I wish that magic will never exist in our world

Granred! Walt Disney World/Land closes since there is no magic left, and Disney goes out of business. With no Disney Magic, the world ends.

I wish @bearslord would undo his wish

Granted! Now people can once again waste their money on disgusting and expensive park food, hotels millions of miles away from the parks, weird gimmicks designed to funnel money into the hands of Disney, lines that take hours for rides that take seconds, and lots and lots of walking.

I wish for Universal Studios to gain the popularity that Disney has because it is clearly superior.

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Granted! Now people can once again waste their money on disgusting and expensive park food, hotels millions of miles away from the parks, weird gimmicks designed to funnel money into the hands of Disney, lines that take hours for rides that take seconds, and lots and lots of walking.

I wish for Universal Studios to gain the popularity that Disney has because it is clearly superior.

 Deal. Disney goes out of buisness, and we get LucasFilm back! We get more Jurassic Park movies, more Tolkien Movies, and even a Drizz't Do'Urden movie!

I wish that all learning "game" programs that the school makes you do don't exist.

granted, now school gives you old-school worksheets instead.

i wish that people would wish un-twistable wishes

Hey, I already wished that! anyway, the wishes cannot be physically twisted anymore

I wish that everyone would check this out: The Game

Sure. Just did. Already lost. However, if everyone checks out the game, then there is no winner, and therefore, it is no longer a game.

I wish to forget about The Game.

I wipe your whole memory instead

I wish to live through the next post

But you won't live after this one.

I wish that CrocodileDeathspeed1 dies in the next post.

you lose the power of wishing

I wish to live even longer

Longer is one second. you die one second later

I wish that I own everything this guy has eaten

Granted. You are not dead.

I wish for an empty bag.

 It's empty..........

I wish for the next person to make a wish