They no longer exist. In this alternate reality, fans continue to push for sequels, but the company just keeps saying “We’re working on it” and it never comes out.
I wish for my twisting wish to wish to be a twisted wish of wishing
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
Granted. James Haeck does come back, but this time he's been possessed by Acererak.
I wish that the monkeys at the zoo would stop flinging poo at people.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
I wish I had the most majestic beard in the world on my face.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. The self-destruct is aborted. No twisting this time; a genie's got to stay in business, you know.
I wish for Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul to form a boy band, using male avatars in their late teens.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
They no longer exist. In this alternate reality, fans continue to push for sequels, but the company just keeps saying “We’re working on it” and it never comes out.
I wish for my twisting wish to wish to be a twisted wish of wishing
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Granted. Your wish is twisted, and your soul is destroyed.
I wish for a sandwich.
It’s a knuckle sandwich (the playground joke).
I wish for the answer to this wish to be put through google translate. From english, to Hawaiian, then Yoruba, then English again.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Your heart is broken for making me do this. Good job.You get a ginormous pencil that doesn't word
I wish fir 1000000000000000 more wishes that arn't ever twisted.
Funny quote from campaign, "The only thing you want to do is kill everything huh?"
"Thats right! (With lots of enthusiasm)"
you are crushed by the weight of 10000000000000 non-twisted Santa wish lists
I wish james haeck would come back :(
Hi.
Granted. James Haeck does come back, but this time he's been possessed by Acererak.
I wish that the monkeys at the zoo would stop flinging poo at people.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
They start making buckets, filling them with pee and start flinging the pee-filled buckets at people
I wish I could defeat the godmodder.
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
You bet them their fans come and beat you up
I wish for a non lethal wish
Black Lives Matter
Count as high as you can before Nikoli_Goodfellow Posts!
Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
you are forever pained by an uncurable disease. It spreads to you family, and then your playing plague inc. basicly
I wish I didn't make this wish ::))
Hi.
Granted. The ensuing paradox tears apart reality.
I wish I had the most majestic beard in the world on my face.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You don't have a face anymore
I wish that my dog's didn't die
Granted! All humans die instantly now.
I wish to not be sad right now.
Granted, you fail your save against tasha's hideous laughter.
I wish for a bowl of ice cream.
It's only has one molecule of ice cream in it
I wish for the spell wish not to exist in 25 minutes
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
Granted! This thread will self destruct in 25 minutes.
I wish to stop the self-destruct sequence
Granted. The self-destruct is aborted. No twisting this time; a genie's got to stay in business, you know.
I wish for Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul to form a boy band, using male avatars in their late teens.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. It becomes a massive success ,but everyone who buys their albums becomes inducted into a cult of either murder, tyranny, or necromancy.
I wish to be a draconic sorcerer in real life
you become a lizard that occasionally can summon a fireball.
I wish that the self-destruct sequence cannot be stopped.
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
This is like the "yeah, whats up with that? good wish, you still have three wishes" meme
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.